6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[texifornia 57033]

 

[texifornia 57033]

I would like to take the opportunity to acknowledge Hamm for tipping a UT announcement video. Thanks little buddy!

Edited July 12, 2019 by texifornia

[Longhornfrenzy 5783]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I would like to take the opportunity to acknowledge Hamm for tipping a UT announcement video. Thanks little buddy!

Best in the biz!

[Machinator 32099]

Trust the Hamm, via LonghornFrenzy:

[Machinator 32099]

[Goodman 3273]

Guarantee that reading this thread is a life joy for Hamm and no doubt he does it daily.

[Hornsfan91 181]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Saying that shh is for Vernon Broughton. Supposedly he posted a video explaining it in Aggie scoop

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

Saying that shh is for Vernon Broughton. Supposedly he posted a video explaining it in Aggie scoop

Are you sure it's not for Malik Jefferson?

[HtownHorn 14755]

According to Karen anyone that listens to Hamm is a moron.

[Vertigo 20298]

Ironically, Hamm probably has one of the best track records of picking UT commits.

[gordogg24p 344]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Ironically, Hamm probably has one of the best track records of picking UT commits.

The only thing he hates more than conceding recruits to Texas is being wrong with his picks. He'll change his pick at the 11th hour to protect his record every single time.

[Dennis Taylor 18848]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Are you sure it's not for Malik Jefferson?

Brandon Jones

[texifornia 57033]

Deflection deflection deflection

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22308]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Deflection deflection deflection

 

Someone should ask her about Jimbo's little man syndrome kicking in when he told that FSU fan to "bring your ass down here and say that".

[texifornia 57033]

[HtownHorn 14755]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Deflection deflection deflection

 

Any social media attention is better than none when you have failed in every real relationship you have ever had. She is classic bipolar.

[303longhorn 81]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Any social media attention is better than none when you have failed in every real relationship you have ever had. She is classic bipolar.

You mean to say romantic relationships with dogs aren't "real" now??

[Dennis Taylor 18848]

38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Someone should ask her about Jimbo's little man syndrome kicking in when he told that FSU fan to "bring your ass down here and say that".

"How's Candi's tennis game?"

[Machinator 32099]

[HtownHorn 14755]

4 minutes ago, 303longhorn said:

You mean to say romantic relationships with dogs aren't "real" now??

That dog is miserable, though it's fitting that her relationship is with a dog and she is an aggy now.

[HtownHorn 14755]

Just now, Machinator said:

NOOOOO!!!!!

She'll be back before football season.

[texifornia 57033]

Just now, Machinator said:

[texifornia 57033]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

NOOOOO!!!!!

She'll be back before football season.

She quit that Facebook group in a huff, but the moment she was needed to combat the anti-Jimbo masses, she came back.

[303longhorn 81]

Just now, texifornia said:

She quit that Facebook group in a huff, but the moment she was needed to combat the anti-Jimbo masses, she came back.

So you're saying we just need to spread more anti-Jimbo propaganda on Surly to beetle juice her here?

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

Chicken shit bullshit?

[HtownHorn 14755]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She quit that Facebook group in a huff, but the moment she was needed to combat the anti-Jimbo masses, she came back.

Oh yes, she'll be back for sure after Bama trains them at home for a 3-3 start and the natives start getting restless.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken shit bullshit?

Aggy Recruiting 2022:  Chicken Shit Bullshit

[Wishbone 4763]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken shit bullshit?

They’re breeding bulls that eat chicken shit in gooberville now? What’ll those crazy fucks come up with next?

[Rockethorn1978 6101]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken shit bullshit?

Chicken shit bullshit fucker mother fucking fuck!

[Butch Had Not 2982]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Oh yes, she'll be back for sure after Bama trains them at home for a 3-3 start and the natives start getting restless.

She can't not social media for long. She might quit that Facebook group but join another real fast. 

 

[HtownHorn 14755]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

She can't not social media for long. She might quit that Facebook group but join another real fast. 

 

She's a member of 2-3 aggy facebook groups.

[texifornia 57033]

Bwahahaha. The difference between college football and, say, the NBA. No one likes someone that hops teams because they're a fan of a person and not a place/program.

Edited July 15, 2019 by texifornia

[Radical Larry 28656]

I think Chicken Shit Bullshit Bingo is the newest game at Ginny’s Little Longhorn.

[Goodman 3273]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken shit bullshit?

Aggie version of a turducken. 

[derp 764]

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken shit bullshit?

There must be an interesting animal breeding experiments going on in the station.

[Scholz 11949]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Chicken shit bullshit?

[Vertigo 20298]

34 minutes ago, 303longhorn said:

So you're saying we just need to spread more anti-Jimbo propaganda on Surly to beetle juice her here?

Oh my goodness... what a Romeo Rose level train wreck that would be. We need to make this happen. If she thinks the cultic gomers of texags and rivals are bad, wait until she wanders over to the unwashed masses of surly and finds out what a real fanbase would do to her.

[Enchubben 5510]

28 minutes ago, derp said:

There must be an interesting animal breeding experiments going on in the station.

Bro that’s been going on there for a while and it’s not experimenting. It’s called a slow Friday evening after work.

[Wishbone 4763]

32 minutes ago, derp said:

There must be an interesting animal breeding experiments going on in the station.

 

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Bro that’s been going on there for a while and it’s not experimenting. It’s called a slow Friday evening after work.

It’s more commonly referred to as Fish Camp.

[RabidM 2668]

She's quit the aggy 247 site like 3 times before. She always comes back when she needs attention.  

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

Or when jimbo is taking heat

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or when jimbo is taking heat

Has that actually happened yet, though? Every aggy I've encountered is still singing the praises of St. Jimbo, the National Championship winning corch.

I mean, sure, he has done dozens of really stupid things over the last year and a half, but aggy still thinks his farts smell like roses.

[UDontKnow 10447]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Has that actually happened yet, though? Every aggy I've encountered is still singing the praises of St. Jimbo, the National Championship winning corch.

I mean, sure, he has done dozens of really stupid things over the last year and a half, but aggy still thinks his farts smell like roses.

And we want this to continue for another 8.5 years at least.

[TBGFL 397]

4 hours ago, RabidM said:

She's quit the aggy 247 site like 3 times before. She always comes back when she needs attention.  

She's quit all the FSU sites only to come back using alters.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Does anyone know if she’s flipped her ovaries on VB to us yet?

[Leanderman 2275]

When dumbo is in heat, or she is in heat? I just love how she tries to defend his "Manhood".

[texifornia 57033]

[HtownHorn 14755]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So less than 24 hours. Bitch must of have a rough day with no social media interaction.

[Radical Larry 28656]

I thought she was done posting there.

 

 

[HtownHorn 14755]

This is an amazing depth of narcissism.