6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[texifornia 57546]

[Ricky's one-hitter 9258]

This is an amazing depth of narcissism.

It feeds us like 3 meals of blue bell in a row. Wasted, empty calories but goddammit there’s just nothing that tastes better than a triple scoop of KKL’s jimfuckery


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[texifornia 57546]

[texifornia 57546]

[Ricky's one-hitter 9258]

Where was the Rogers meltdown? Everyone was pretty meh for that loss


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[HtownHorn 14980]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Where was the Rogers meltdown? Everyone was pretty meh for that loss


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The next Texas cb Jimbo signs will be his 1st.

[texifornia 57546]

12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Where was the Rogers meltdown? Everyone was pretty meh for that loss


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Remember the 247 posters are dumb as bricks. They probably threw a shitfit.

[Scholz 12150]

Is the bag hag threatening to beat their asses at the hotel bar? Am I reading that correctly? Because hahahahaha!!!

[RGBIII 22843]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Is the bag hag threatening to beat their asses at the hotel bar? Am I reading that correctly? Because hahahahaha!!!

[tejas60 3537]

yes, yes she is.

[ClubWhatever 12177]

Somebody here said they would be scared to run into that thing in a dark alley 

[derp 802]

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Is the bag hag threatening to beat their asses at the hotel bar? Am I reading that correctly? Because hahahahaha!!!

Sounds like she's trying to pull a bagel boss. Someone is going to step outside.

 

[Big_kat 334]

I thought Hamm was trying to lay low these days. 

Edited July 16, 2019 by Big_kat

[Here’s the deal 114]

I have to say, it would really suck to be 5 feet tall.

[closetojumping 63656]

It’s probably got enough viral juice to make it worth having someone dressed in full aggie gear show up to confront her at the hotel before a game, on film, and to just hammer every aggie trope available as nonsensical responses and overtures to her in a conversation and see where the absurdity can go. 

[SHOOTER12 8859]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s probably got enough viral juice to make it worth having someone dressed in full aggie gear show up to confront her at the hotel before a game, on film, and to just hammer every aggie trope available as nonsensical responses and overtures to her in a conversation and see where the absurdity can go. 

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[UTPhil2006 3838]

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s probably got enough viral juice to make it worth having someone dressed in full aggie gear show up to confront her at the hotel before a game, on film, and to just hammer every aggie trope available as nonsensical responses and overtures to her in a conversation and see where the absurdity can go. 

@MissingInAction or @Zepol87 to the white courtesy phone please

[MissingInAction 25330]

I'm game, but cant promise I wont have a gigglefit seizure the second I trybto speak to her.

 I would definitely need a wing man too.

Edited July 16, 2019 by MissingInAction

[HtownHorn 14980]

Shocking no one, but less than 24 hours after saying she was leaving the site, Karen has returned claiming Broughton is still an aggy.

[Handcruser 2805]

Is it true that she got caught sucking off some of the recruits?


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[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

22 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Is it true that she got caught sucking off some of the recruits?


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With as much bread as they have in their class, we should be calling her Mrs Baird's. 

[Dennis Taylor 19100]

23 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Is it true that she got caught sucking off some of the recruits?


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[Handcruser 2805]

With as much bread as they have in their class, we should be calling her Mrs Baird's. 

At FSU. Is it true that along with delivering money to recruits (specifically 125k to Francois?)


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[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

 

At FSU. Is it true that along with delivering money to recruits (specifically 125k to Francois?)


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Pretty much a waste of money, honestly. But nothing surprises me with meemaw and Jimbo. I want to know what the cost was for Cam Akers, who was a heavy Bama lean for most of his recruitment. 

[Machinator 32099]

As always, Trust The Hamm.

[Yesh 934]

What the fuck is he babbling about?

[SydneyCarton 48528]

1 minute ago, Yesh said:

What the fuck is he babbling about?

Do I give a fuck? THAT’S the answer. 

[texifornia 57546]

1 minute ago, Yesh said:

What the fuck is he babbling about?

He's implying Giles wasn't involved in the recruitment at all, if I'm up on my Hammese studies.

[RGBIII 22843]

Hamm and bag hag being wrong plus aggy tears...delicious! 

[Scholz 12150]

You still standing in the paint, Karen? Wrong yet again, bag hag.

[Dilligas 674]

Where is the kunt Karen Key Largo with her overly large, engorged ovaries. What a POS.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12833]

1 hour ago, Dilligas said:

Where is the kunt Karen Key Largo with her overly large, engorged ovaries. What a POS.

Having her poor dog lick peanut butter off her hairy snatch 

[Vertigo 20400]

[Orange&White 5559]

On 7/14/2019 at 4:34 PM, Machinator said:

So this aged really well in just a few days.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Massive ovarian failure.

[Goodman 3274]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

So this aged really well in just a few days.

Silly sip, that was not about VB. I have sources all over this state and knew King was coming to aggieland before any pizza boy in this state.

[TXpride 568]

Didn't Hamm go like 0/15 on predictions one year? It seems like it would be statistically impossible to literally be wrong every single time, but here this idiot is.

[Machinator 32099]

6 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Didn't Hamm go like 0/15 on predictions one year? It seems like it would be statistically impossible to literally be wrong every single time, but here this idiot is.

Go to page one of this thread.

[AUS-97HORN 11894]

$20 bucks says ol Hammster eventually tells us the Shhh icon was for Haynes.

 

any takers?

[Carl Spackler 3561]

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

You still standing in the paint, Karen? Wrong yet again, bag hag.

Yeah, I had no idea WTF "standing in the paint" meant in that context.  Frankly, I still don't.

[Scholz 12150]

Guess that dumb bitch was trying to take a charge, got run the fuck over and then still got called for the foul.  And 1.

[derp 802]

15 hours ago, Orange&White said:

So this aged really well in just a few days.

It'd be a shame if someone replied to that tweet and asked him what he meant by that.

[Pato del Muerto 52972]

7 minutes ago, derp said:

It'd be a shame if someone replied to that tweet and asked him what he meant by that.

Cultural appropriation 

[SHOOTER12 8859]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

AgriCultural appropriation 

Fify

[Vertigo 20400]

23 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

$20 bucks says ol Hammster eventually tells us the Shhh icon was for Haynes.

 

any takers?

He advertised that it was about Broughten and that he had the “exclusive scoop” on his facebook group. 

So yes.. I will take that bet.

[Elmer_Fudd 22702]

Just now, Vertigo said:

He advertised that it was about Broughten and that he had the “exclusive scoop” on his facebook group. 

So yes.. I will take that bet.

No doubt Demas told Hamm that Broughton was going to aggy and he ran with it.

[Viper 12160]

39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He advertised that it was about Broughten and that he had the “exclusive scoop” on his facebook group. 

So yes.. I will take that bet.

I'm still not sure that you should take that bet

[Longhornfrenzy 6037]

Good luck with that

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[tejas60 3537]

yeah, post more like bag hag, aggy.

[Tree Fidy 1192]

10 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Good luck with that

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Did I miss the revolution against Bag Hag after the Broughton commitment or did she somehow avoid it?