6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Chopper 17242]

18 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

The hotel is one of her “clients”? What exactly does she claim to do?

I'm reading the reviews of that place and I think she either supplies the hotel with jizz jars or with ear plugs, given that aggy decided to build a cheap quality conference center directly across from the train tracks. 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g55649-d13964174-Reviews-Texas_A_M_Hotel_and_Conference_Center-College_Station_Texas.html#REVIEWS

[BigSwingingD 719]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

It's clear this is Jizzbo's side piece. She should be known as "ag hag".

[Carl Spackler 3488]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I'm reading the reviews of that place and I think she either supplies the hotel with jizz jars or with ear plugs, given that aggy decided to build a cheap quality conference center directly across from the train tracks. 

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g55649-d13964174-Reviews-Texas_A_M_Hotel_and_Conference_Center-College_Station_Texas.html#REVIEWS

"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

So just asking the question to ask it... this Karen lady followed jumbo fister because she genuinely likes the guy or because her own alma mater hired a black man to be the head football coach?

[Deej 76860]

6 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The hotel is one of her “clients”? What exactly does she claim to do?

Takes her "client's" payments and transfers it to recruits?

[texifornia 57033]

3 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

So just asking the question to ask it... this Karen lady followed jumbo fister because she genuinely likes the guy or because her own alma mater hired a black man to be the head football coach?

Eh, I don't get racist vibes from her. Just a whole shitload of crazy.

[Scholz 11949]

4 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

So just asking the question to ask it... this Karen lady followed jumbo fister because she genuinely likes the guy or because her own alma mater hired a black man to be the head football coach?

She's his bag lady who pays off recruits using his laundered "charity funds".  She seems to know all of the recruits families somehow.  Nothing strange about that at all.

[HenryJames 66135]

7 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

[Rickylovesweed 14533]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2970834

That old hag has been going to games with families of recruits for years at FSU. It couldn't be more obvious that she's a "bag lady". 

[txhorns 2410]

She has admitted to both being a booster and to contacting including taking recruit's players to games.  That seems to be a major violation.

[Leanderman 2275]

gomers will claim it is just words with no proof. Until something rock hard arises (unlike dumbos dick ), nothing will be done. They will be too busy investigating Slippery Rock or Colby College.

[Richter 2261]

48 minutes ago, txhorns said:

She has admitted to both being a booster and to contacting including taking recruit's players to games.  That seems to be a major violation.

She admitted to being an FSU booster, not sure she's specifically said it about A&M.

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

5 minutes ago, Richter said:

She admitted to being an FSU booster, not sure she's specifically said it about A&M.

She said she has season tickets this year. Isn’t that one of the things the ncaa lists as being a booster?

[golfclap 6903]

15 minutes ago, Richter said:

She admitted to being an FSU booster, not sure she's specifically said it about A&M.

She's directly involved with Jimbo's Kidz1stFund non-profit - which is now based out of College Station. She's had access to Aggy closed practices and recruiting events. 

[Scholz 11949]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She said she has season tickets this year. Isn’t that one of the things the ncaa lists as being a booster?

I was a season ticket holder and wasn't a booster.  It was only when I donated to the Longhorn Foundation that I became one.

[williemackgarza 1826]

"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

What a train wreck!

Like my cousin vinny.

Id bet the front desk help is about the same.

 

Oops henry james beat me to it...

[texifornia 57033]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Well it makes me sad seeing them eating their own. The tears taste better when their group- think is in sync.

[Vertigo 20298]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

I was a season ticket holder and wasn't a booster.  It was only when I donated to the Longhorn Foundation that I became one.

Humblebrag level 100

[Bevo14 8355]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well it makes me sad seeing them eating their own. The tears taste better when their group- think is in sync.

Worry not. They'll get there again soon enough.

[Wishbone 4763]

6 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

What a train wreck!

Like my cousin vinny.

Id bet the front desk help is about the same.

 

Oops henry james beat me to it…

By just 3 hours! 

[derp 764]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well it makes me sad seeing them eating their own. The tears taste better when their group- think is in sync.

Vintage Jimbo move.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

13 minutes ago, derp said:

Vintage Jimbo move.

Turn them on each other, still suck, take another job, profit?

[derp 764]

12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Turn them on each other, still suck, take another job, profit?

Should have signed it KKL for clarity.

[texaslong 678]

39 minutes ago, derp said:

Vintage Jimbo move.

Technically Jimbo isn’t an aggy either, but that’s for another day.

[GRHorn 105]

So when Jimbo took the Aggy job he decided to move his charity with him. He had to call up Karen and ask the bag hag to follow him.

He saw this whack job as integral to his success.  Let that sink in. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

15 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Technically Jimbo isn’t an aggy either, but that’s for another day.

Another God damn t-shirt corch

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

28 minutes ago, derp said:

Should have signed it KKL for clarity.

I knew I was missing something 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

He saw this whack job as integral to his success.  Let that sink in. 

The failure of aggy to see Jimbo's job history for what it really is can only be described as essentially aggy. The only difference between Jimbo and Gene Chizik, apart from the fact that he's much shorter, and his wife cheated on him multiple times, is that Jimbo's aw shucks appeal has allowed him to stay popular with illiterate yokels. And the roller coaster keeps on keepin' on.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

On 7/22/2019 at 12:58 AM, Carl Spackler said:

"The trains are frequent but the hotel provides ear plugs free of charge."

Lulz

Real CCTV footage from the hotel:

 

[Leanderman 2275]

I cannot wait for the bag hag to REALLY piss off the gomers and one of them spills the beans about her.

[C-Man 27239]

On 7/22/2019 at 12:28 AM, BigSwingingD said:

It's clear this is Jizzbo's side piece. She should be known as "ag hag".

She flat-out calls herself a "booster" -- how did I miss that earlier?

[texifornia 57033]

Holy shit. Amazing.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit. Amazing.

 

That is fucking incredible.

[Katfid54 8635]

Best in the biz.  Living rent free in John Madden's head.

[GRHorn 105]

Lololol

[Tex Pete 20411]

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit. Amazing.

 

I wonder if "Bryan Rauninger" also whips the recruitnik's ass at a HS football game.

Edited July 24, 2019 by Tex Pete

[NaTeWHO 852]

[RGBIII 22840]

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit. Amazing.

 

Incredible! Toilet Smurf might actually brag about this

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

He’ll probably sue EASports for using his likeness without permission. 

[SydneyCarton 48134]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

He’ll probably sue EASports for using his likeness without permission. 

No way. Stall cartoon’s voice waaaay too deep. And too tall. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

No way. Stall cartoon’s voice waaaay too deep. And too tall. 

Seated on the toilet with feet firmly planted on the ground - no way thats Hamm.

[Huckleberry 33045]

This is just too good. Holy shit.

Also, we need a Longhorn photoshop master to change the feet in the stall to smurf feet. NOW!

[texifornia 57033]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This is just too good. Holy shit.

Also, we need a Longhorn photoshop master to change the feet in the stall to smurf feet. NOW!

attn: @RamjetFDO and @Sejjr

[Chrispy_ 105]

Hamm brings new meaning to doing one’s business. 

[Chopper 17242]

Can someone check the credits of that video game and find out which Texas-ex helped create it? Pretty sure that person has earned a life time subscription to Surly. Holy crap that is amazing. 

Edited July 24, 2019 by Chopper

[Vertigo 20298]

I am in awe that a person's utter incompetence can make him famous. 

[texifornia 57033]

Just now, Vertigo said:

I am in awe that a person's utter incompetence can make him famous. 

*must. not. make. politics. joke.*

[sushihorn 3233]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am in awe that a person's utter incompetence can make him famous. 

William Hung says Hi!

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

In-fucking-credible.

That garners instant NSAA access fo' life.