6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Handcruser 2805]

Let’s just spin dirtysarge backup and let him moderate

 

 

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[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Yes let’s do that. But don’t let him lock or delete content. More of a moderator ameritus. 

[closetojumping 62604]

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes let’s do that. But don’t let him lock or delete content. More of a moderator ameritus. 

Is that a role in which he would be paid with Ameros, or something?

[victory88 5663]

Do you think Hamm would accept a position at Surly as our site recruiting analyst?  Imagine the laughs we’d get.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

I'd thrown down for this bonfire accident 

[cafe society 2865]

Cage match between Loochie, Hamm and Figurelli.  Winner gets to co-host with Zach Smith from the Manila red light district.

[UDontKnow 10444]

3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Cage match between Loochie, Hamm and Figurelli.  Winner gets to co-host with Zach Smith from the Manila red light district.

Figurelli wins that cage match because he's willing to descend to any level to win.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Figurelli wins that cage match because he's willing to descend to any level to win.

And his bite, while not venomous, introduces so many bacteria into the bloodstream that the victim is dead within days, sometimes hours. 

[texifornia 56912]

[Rick Fuckin’ Dalton 174]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That bitch is like a parasite that you can’t get rid of. She isn’t even a damn Aggie fan lol

[Radical Larry 28584]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

[HtownHorn 14677]

Once Jimbo fails to deliver a 2020 NC, aggy will tire of him and look towards the bright side of things as Karen will leave their boards.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

She's gonna bitch slap them with those crusty old ovaries if they're not careful...

[Magus Ossis 2798]

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Once Jimbo fails to deliver a 2020 NC, aggy will tire of him and look towards the bright side of things as Karen will leave their boards.

2020 will end with a few hardliners totally unfazed. They will tout the "Jimbo timeline" in some ridiculous fashion, thank their stars they amassed 9 meaningful wins as part of the LOS league, mock our 12 wins and conference championship as BDF nonsense, and start salivating over how well 2021 is going to go. The other 2% will start to entertain a little bit of doubt, though.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

56 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

2020 will end with a few hardliners totally unfazed. They will tout the "Jimbo timeline" in some ridiculous fashion, thank their stars they amassed 9 meaningful wins as part of the LOS league, mock our 12 wins and conference championship as BDF nonsense, and start salivating over how well 2021 is going to go. The other 2% will start to entertain a little bit of doubt, though.

If 2020 goes wrong they will blame mond and say that king will get it done in 2021. King landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

[markstanco 12574]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If 2021 goes wrong they will blame King and say that _______ will get it done in 2023. _____ landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

This is how it works. 

[BruceVonClaude 212]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If 2020 goes wrong they will blame mond and say that king will get it done in 2021. King landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

I am personally looking forward to the Calzada era.

[Sabalo 994]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If 2020 goes wrong they will blame mond and say that king will get it done in 2021. King landing in his lap bought jimbo another 2 years of optimism. 

Any chance LSU circles back on King?

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Any chance LSU circles back on King?

They would need to lose one of their current QB commits first

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Just now, Machinator said:

They would need to lose one of their current QB commits first

Or HC.

[derp 755]

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

KKL always fed up with aggy bullshit. But at the same time keeps coming back. Pretty sure she's doing this about five times a day:

[markstanco 12574]

LSU receives the kiss of death:

[Machinator 32099]

Seems appropriate that he's tweeting from Pittsville.

[Orange&White 5522]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

LSU receives the kiss of death:

You can go ahead an bet every dollar, food stamp or Amero you can scrape together that LSU will NOT win the west this year.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Hamm basically just guaranteed Oregeron is getting fired and Jimbo is jumping to LSU

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

I’ll allow it as long as they lose to Texas and beat aggy. Should make for some fun decision trees from aggy trying to fit all of that into their distorted reality. 

[Magus Ossis 2798]

I don't think Ogre is in any particular danger. LSU is talented. I think a bag of hammers could coach them to 9 wins this year, so 8+ is definitely in reach.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

LSU receives the kiss of death:

funny thing is cooper cuffe is an exact tiny little copy of 14 yr old hammster 

[Chopper 17230]

Don't know if this is Hamm's side gig or if the vintner named it after him. Someone on twitter feel free to pass it to ej

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

For the first time in Hamm’s short life, he said something funny.

[texifornia 56912]

Is that... self-awareness???

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

He just doesn’t want to admit that he would choose the middle because it’s lowest on the wall. 

[markstanco 12574]

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is that... self-awareness???

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

He's stepped away from aggy, and his self awareness is growing.

This seems like causation and not correlation.

[cafe society 2865]

41 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

He's stepped away from aggy, and his self awareness is growing.

This seems like causation and not correlation.

Exactly.  Demonstrates how far below on the evolutionary scale BCS is from Baton Rouge.  Darwin's waiting room.   Although this is a tiny sample size, we'll require more results from the primordial ooze.

Edited August 9, 2019 by cafe society

[texifornia 56912]

[Longhornfrenzy 5702]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Just when you start to forget about the little bastard, he tweets something stupid.

[Sabalo 994]

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just when you start to forget about the little bastard, he tweets something stupid.

What is AY?

[Sabalo 994]

Aggie Yelp?

[KYHorn 17029]

no cr

[Dbeasy 15047]

Well that tweet will surely cement the job for him. I’m sure AY is extremely appreciative for how he has characterized his future employer. What a moron.

[Viper 12108]

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

no cr

Was literally thinking the exact same thing

[Longhornfrenzy 5702]

16 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

What is AY?

aggy yell. Rivals site

[closetojumping 62604]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

Well that tweet will surely cement the job for him. I’m sure AY is extremely appreciative for how he has characterized his future employer. What a moron.

 

I think he left the word “not” out of his tweet on accident. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

On 8/8/2019 at 11:47 AM, markstanco said:

LSU receives the kiss of death:

Anyone else here wondering what happened to Joe Richardson? Did he list his property or agree to the construction of a pool?

[markstanco 12574]

Anyone else here wondering what happened to Joe Richardson? Did he list his property or agree to the construction of a pool?

He isnt selling, and he has a really nice heated pool overlooking a 20 acre pond.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

Did he just criticize himself inadvertently? 

“Its crazy that a site asked ME to turn it around.”

 

Read it how you will. I read it that he is uniquely unqualified for the job , versus someone else qualified - who it would not be “crazy” for.

 

Go back and read the first page of this thread. Stupid knows no bounds.

[Beau Vine 54211]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Anyone else here wondering what happened to Joe Richardson? Did he list his property or agree to the construction of a pool?

He isnt selling, and he has a really nice heated pool overlooking a 20 acre pond.

Pond would be good for Hamm. 

[Tex Pete 20342]

Hamm isn’t actually bad at his job. His problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut, which causes him problems with the aggy coaching staff and with some recruits and his employer. He knows how to peddle aggy feel-good bullshit, which is all that moronic fan base wants to read.