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26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Hamm isn’t actually bad at his job. His problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut, which causes him problems with the aggy coaching staff and with some recruits and his employer. He knows how to peddle aggy feel-good bullshit, which is all that moronic fan base wants to read. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Hamm isn’t actually bad at his job. His problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut, which causes him problems with the aggy coaching staff and with some recruits and his employer. He knows how to peddle aggy feel-good bullshit, which is all that moronic fan base wants to read. 

He was very bad at his job. Which is why he would get testy on the boards, when things didn't go the way he predicted because his only sources were other recruits. He's only adult source was FWK, but even then, FWK works more with pro athletes than recruitable HS kids, and Texas has ended up signing more than aggy has.

Carter, Shepherd, and Broughton vs. Demas

Posted
16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He was very bad at his job. Which is why he would get testy on the boards, when things didn't go the way he predicted because his only sources were other recruits. He's only adult source was FWK, but even then, FWK works more with pro athletes than recruitable HS kids, and Texas has ended up signing more than aggy has.

Carter, Shepherd, and Broughton vs. Demas

It depends how you define his job. 

Does he know anything about recruiting?  Not really. 

Is he entertaining? Absolutely, in an extremely self-unaware way. Most of these $9.95ers are entertainers and nothing more, nothing less.

Needless to say, despite being entertaining, everything he touches turns to ashes, so... he finds a way to ruin whatever he has/had going for him. 

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5 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Needless to say, despite being entertaining, everything he touches turns to ashes, so... he finds a way to ruin whatever he has/had going for him. 

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11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Hamm isn’t actually bad at his job. His problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut, which causes him problems with the aggy coaching staff and with some recruits and his employer. He knows how to peddle aggy feel-good bullshit, which is all that moronic fan base wants to read. 

Hamm was paid to get intel on recruits and he went 0 for 16 on predictions one time. He was bad at his job. 

Posted
9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He was very bad at his job. Which is why he would get testy on the boards, when things didn't go the way he predicted because his only sources were other recruits. 

At any other school/fan base, I’d agree with you. With aggy, he delivered the Kool-Aid they will pay for. All the aggy sites are pretty similar. His downfall was being a prick and not knowing when to stay off the internet.

Predictions? All aggy say they’re getting everyone. It’s who they are. 

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He was really good at certain aspects of his job and really bad at others. The bad ended up outweighing the good, but he knew how to feed the BS and validation the fanbase so desperately wanted.

I was really sad when 247 let him go. The entertainment he provided was seemingly boundless.

Edited by RabidM
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If Hamm is thought of as a clown at his chosen career,  when does he decide to change careers?  Maybe that was the pool cleaner interlude.  He has lost his job multiple times, his wife and family, yet he still wants to argue with random internet aggy dudes about his skill as a recruiting reporter.  Dude is a certified fool.  Best in Jimbo's business.  

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

In a chat room with recruits’ moms. JFC.

If you have any financial needs come up, just bring it up in the group thread. I’ll run it through the “charity”. 

Again, she is an integral part to Jimbo’s operation. Think how pathetic that is. 

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We laugh 'til we cry.

How exactly does that work in a chat room? How do you actually know what "we" are doing?

She either thinks a chat room is an actual room and she's just making shit up,  or she is actually meeting these women in person and laughing until the cry as the bag is passed.

Posted
3 hours ago, markstanco said:

@longhornnation is picking on the hamster.

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Internet scavenger hunt time:  Find an example of a time when Hamm was clearly wrong on a prospect that went in UT's favor over aggy, and he admitted he blew it.

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23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Internet scavenger hunt time:  Find an example of a time when Hamm was clearly wrong on a prospect that went in UT's favor over aggy, and he admitted he blew it.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Internet scavenger hunt time:  Find an example of a time when Hamm was clearly wrong on a prospect that went in UT's favor over aggy, and he admitted he blew it.

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Can you imagine how much it would suck if your kid was being recruited, so you join a group chat with other moms like you in an attempt to best help your kid, and you find out that in that group is a paid goon loyal to one of the coaches who is interested in your son?  Creepy as fuck.

Like, good luck voicing your concerns to other Moms about how you don’t want your son playing for the same guy who covered up a rape for his star QB at Florida State...

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36 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Can you imagine how much it would suck if your kid was being recruited, so you join a group chat with other moms like you in an attempt to best help your kid, and you find out that in that group is a paid goon loyal to one of the coaches who is interested in your son?  Creepy as fuck.

Like, good luck voicing your concerns to other Moms about how you don’t want you son playing for the same guy who covered up a rape for his star QB at Florida State...

Yeah, that would really suck until she started giving me tons of money.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

I wonder if Mama Broughton was in that chat room? That one certainly didn't turn out the Karen predicted.

Yeah, she left the chat once Karen put her ovaries on the table.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, she left the chat once Karen put her ovaries on the table.

I wonder if she openly challenges the mothers to bar fights.

Posted
22 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, she left the chat once Karen put her ovaries on the table.

Yep those crusty, wrinkled, shriveled, hair/fuzz covered rotted ovaries... ( Shivers at the thought).

Would scare anyone off.

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6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep those crusty, wrinkled, shriveled, hair/fuzz covered rotted ovaries... ( Shivers at the thought).

Would scare anyone off.

gross vomit GIF

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Karen has been awfully quiet on the boards since the Broughton whiff. Maybe she is treating that group chat as therapy since her Jimbo is getting his ass whipped, and she isn't the one doing it.

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