6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Deej 76860]

37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Karen has been awfully quiet on the boards since the Broughton whiff. Maybe she is treating that group chat as therapy since her Jimbo is getting his ass whipped, and she isn't the one doing it.

Jimbo likes watching Karen get her ass whipped. It's kinda his thing.

[Focht Up 631]

I love how Karen seems to think it enhances her message by posting "LOL" a few times per post.

[Richter 2261]

I want Mutha Hustla in that chat room, stat.

[The Earl of Texas 3159]

When this whole thing comes crashing down, and they turn on her and Jimbo as only they can... bury me next to Longhorn Lawyer

[Deej 76860]

11 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

When this whole thing comes crashing down, and they turn on her and Jimbo as only they can... bury me next to Longhorn Lawyer

Her and Jimbo may burn that program to the ground on their way out, or at least dump a stack of logs on them.

[Pato del Muerto 52536]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Her and Jimbo may burn that program to the ground on their way out, or at least dump a stack of logs on them.

aggy loves tradition 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

Her and Jimbo may burn that program to the ground on their way out, or at least dump a stack of logs on them.

As soon as they start turning on Fisher, it will be glorious.  

[markstanco 12586]

Karen isnt in some chat room with recruits moms. This isnt 1997 AOL. She is lying.

Does texas or tech or tcu or Nebraska or oregon or VaTech have private chat rooms with recruits moms that have EVER been brought up in the last 20 years with a random old lady invited? No?

Occam's razor.

Thought so.

[RGBIII 22840]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Karen isnt in some chat room with recruits moms. This isnt 1997 AOL. She is lying.

Does texas or tech or tcu or Nebraska or oregon or VaTech have private chat rooms with recruits moms that have EVER been brought up in the last 20 years with a random old lady invited? No?

Occam's razor.

Thought so.

I think you’re just mad you haven’t been invited to the mom chat 

[TKthunder2 4996]

Hamm just poked out his head on twitter to say Texas was getting Alford.  It’s in the Jimbo 2020 thread.

[SydneyCarton 48135]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Karen isnt in some chat room with recruits moms. This isnt 1997 AOL. She is lying.

Does texas or tech or tcu or Nebraska or oregon or VaTech have private chat rooms with recruits moms that have EVER been brought up in the last 20 years with a random old lady invited? No?

Occam's razor.

Thought so.

Shes an old person, you overly literal buffoon. There’s a 99% chance she’s referring to a group chat and just called it a “chat room.” Although her ending up in a discord or slack is hardly out of the question. But because her stupid ass called it a chat room, you’re chasing your fucking tail again while simultaneously having clamped onto that term like a drunken badger. The same way olds talk about “watching a dvd” as a synonym for any movie, etc. But thanks for cracking the case, SherlockStanco and providing a giant belly laugh at the towering irony of you invoking Occam’s razor in general, but also specifically that the simplest solution for a woman that is known to attend games with recruits parents probably just used a shitty vocabulary word. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20466]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shes an old person, you overly literal buffoon. There’s a 99% chance she’s referring to a group chat and just called it a “chat room.” Although her ending up in a discord or slack is hardly out of the question. But because her stupid ass called it a chat room, you’re chasing your fucking tail again while simultaneously having clamped onto that term like a drunken badger. The same way olds talk about “watching a dvd” as a synonym for any movie, etc. But thanks for cracking the case, SherlockStanco and providing a giant belly laugh at the towering irony of you invoking Occam’s razor in general, but also specifically that the simplest solution for a woman that is known to attend games with recruits parents probably just used a shitty vocabulary word. 

 

I don't think she even exists. I think she's another Longhorn-created personna ala the immortal  Kevin Kubeschki.  This one is even more brilliant because it's a faux 67 year old woman who supposedly idolizes Jimbo Fischer.  We're going to wake up one morning and find out that The People's Elbow created Karen.

Edited August 14, 2019 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[SydneyCarton 48135]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I don't even think she exists. I think she's another Longhorn-created personna ala the immortal  Kevin Kubeschki.  This one is even more brilliant because it's a faux 67 year old woman who supposedly idolizes Jimbo Fischer.

She’s real. She has existed for a decade on FSU sites and there’s a shit ton of pictures of her out there, at aTm camps. And finally, for this to be true, you’d have had to have Taylor Hamm in on a Longhorn prank. Not likely. Actually she was the one who sort of outted hamm’s wife leaving him, or at least left the bread crumbs.  

[markstanco 12586]

Shes an old person, you overly literal buffoon. There’s a 99% chance she’s referring to a group chat and just called it a “chat room.” Although her ending up in a discord or slack is hardly out of the question. But because her stupid ass called it a chat room, you’re chasing your fucking tail again while simultaneously having clamped onto that term like a drunken badger. The same way olds talk about “watching a dvd” as a synonym for any movie, etc. But thanks for cracking the case, SherlockStanco and providing a giant belly laugh at the towering irony of you invoking Occam’s razor in general, but also specifically that the simplest solution for a woman that is known to attend games with recruits parents probably just used a shitty vocabulary word. 

Chat room or group chat, that wasn't my point. My point was there is no random 65 year old lady in a circle of D1 moms.

[EZ$ 2105]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Chat room or group chat, that wasn't my point. My point was there is no random 65 year old lady in a circle of D1 moms.

She’s not random. They probably meet her before they meet Jimbo. 

[SydneyCarton 48135]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shes an old person, you overly literal buffoon. There’s a 99% chance she’s referring to a group chat and just called it a “chat room.” Although her ending up in a discord or slack is hardly out of the question. But because her stupid ass called it a chat room, you’re chasing your fucking tail again while simultaneously having clamped onto that term like a drunken badger. The same way olds talk about “watching a dvd” as a synonym for any movie, etc. But thanks for cracking the case, SherlockStanco and providing a giant belly laugh at the towering irony of you invoking Occam’s razor in general, but also specifically that the simplest solution for a woman that is known to attend games with recruits parents probably just used a shitty vocabulary word. 

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Chat room or group chat, that wasn't my point. My point was there is no random 65 year old lady in a circle of D1 moms.

As usual, you do a great job of illustrating your point. Think whatever you want man, it’s your American right and history has shown no amount of common sense or evidence would change your mind anyway. 

[markstanco 12586]

Yes she said it on the internet so it must be true.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20466]

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’s real. She has existed for a decade on FSU sites and there’s a shit ton of pictures of her out there, at aTm camps. And finally, for this to be true, you’d have had to have Taylor Hamm in on a Longhorn prank. Not likely. Actually she was the one who sort of outted hamm’s wife leaving him, or at least left the bread crumbs.  

Oh, well then I stand corrected.  In that case, she and Aggie are a match made in heaven.

[texifornia 57034]

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’s real. She has existed for a decade on FSU sites and there’s a shit ton of pictures of her out there, at aTm camps. And finally, for this to be true, you’d have had to have Taylor Hamm in on a Longhorn prank. Not likely. Actually she was the one who sort of outted hamm’s wife leaving him, or at least left the bread crumbs.  

I'd forgotten about that! I mean, it's Hamm, but that was still ice cold.

[Leanderman 2275]

Why on gods green earth would say a 40 year old woman who has a child making a decision on his college football hang out with a 67 year old woman who "runs" a charity foundation?

[SydneyCarton 48135]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Why on gods green earth would say a 40 year old woman who has a child making a decision on his college football hang out with a 67 year old woman who "runs" a charity foundation?

I think you just answered your own question. 

[Pato del Muerto 52536]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Why on gods green earth would say a 40 year old woman who has a child making a decision on his college football hang out with a 67 year old woman who "runs" a charity foundation?

Because she makes it greener

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'd forgotten about that! I mean, it's Hamm, but that was still ice cold.

Was that before or after Hamm outed her as a bag-woman?

[GRHorn 105]

She’s an old lady and doesn’t understand the terminology of today. To her, group text=chat room. If I know her type she’ll create new posts on Facebook, thinking she’s just commenting on a photo. 

To everyone:  

“Wow Brenda. Such beautiful grandkids!”

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

11 hours ago, Deej said:

Her and Jimbo may burn that program to the ground on their way out, or at least dump a stack of logs on them.

Aggy under a stack of logs .. a tradition like no other. 

[TrashMaster G 17581]

Can somebody give the Cliffs Notes version of the Brenda story?

Edited August 14, 2019 by TrashMaster G

[Scholz 11950]

[Tex Pete 20413]

26 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

She’s an old lady and doesn’t understand the terminology of today. To her, group text=chat room. If I know her type she’ll create new posts on Facebook, thinking she’s just commenting on a photo. 

To everyone:  

“Wow Brenda. Such beautiful grandkids!”

“Happy Birthday, Doris!”

[GRHorn 105]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

“Happy Birthday, Doris!”

“Great pics Mary! We love Maine this time of year!”

[TheBryMan81 2515]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

She’s an old lady and doesn’t understand the terminology of today. To her, group text=chat room. If I know her type she’ll create new posts on Facebook, thinking she’s just commenting on a photo. 

To everyone:  

“Wow Brenda. Such beautiful grandkids!”

Or hits Reply All on the email

[Chooky 13317]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shes an old person, you overly literal buffoon. There’s a 99% chance she’s referring to a group chat and just called it a “chat room.” Although her ending up in a discord or slack is hardly out of the question. But because her stupid ass called it a chat room, you’re chasing your fucking tail again while simultaneously having clamped onto that term like a drunken badger. The same way olds talk about “watching a dvd” as a synonym for any movie, etc. But thanks for cracking the case, SherlockStanco and providing a giant belly laugh at the towering irony of you invoking Occam’s razor in general, but also specifically that the simplest solution for a woman that is known to attend games with recruits parents probably just used a shitty vocabulary word. 

So you're saying that when she offers someone a 'Coke' she'll hand them a grape Shasta?

[Chooky 13317]

6 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Or hits Reply All on the email

Group text = Chat room 

[TheRRKid 227]

I have a Saturday night 1-800 party line with several recruit parents 

[texifornia 57034]

[Gut Wagon 8084]

19 hours ago, Focht Up said:

I love how Karen seems to think it enhances her message by posting "LOL" a few times per post.

I do too, my friend. 

[RabidM 2668]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A broken clock and all...

[texifornia 57034]

o no Texas defensive players suck (well, there's a case to be made at LB, but still)

[markstanco 12586]

1234

[Chooky 13317]

The combination of recruiting angst and Karen Key Largo's simultaneous and condescending defense of Jimbo will lead to aggie head explosions. She still has no idea how vile these cretins will be toward her when they crumble in the middle of a season. "... in your little lives ..." Holy shit. She's the exact species of a white trash twat that they deserve. And the collective and inevitable Aggie jihad against her will be hilarious.

[texifornia 57034]

No he's not

[Deej 76860]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No he's not

Jimbo and Karen are trolling the fuck out of aggy. The end result will be glorious  

Edited August 15, 2019 by Deej

[RGBIII 22840]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No he's not

This Broughton thing.

vintage Jimbo.

enjoy!

[Scholz 11950]

What player did she bet her ovaries on? Javonne Shepherd was it? 

 

Getting. The. Kids. He. Wants.

[BigSwingingD 719]

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jimbo and Karen are trolling the fuck out of aggy. The end result will be glorious  

I might woop and lovingly gaze upon male cheerleaders for 75 sticks. I might even bang the listeater.

 

I actually think jizzbo is smarter than he looks and smarter than he sounds. Cause he looks and sounds like an inbred, but damn...75 guaranteed.  

 

aggy....

[RGBIII 22840]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

What player did she bet her ovaries on? Javonne Shepherd was it? 

 

Getting. The. Kids. He. Wants.

Yep it was shep, she was cocky all the way to NSD2

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Jimbo and Karen can start that roadkill jerky business he dreams of with aggy's money.  

[Vertigo 20298]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Jimbo and Karen are trolling the fuck out of aggy. The end result will be glorious  

When a “sitting NC winning head coach who is an elite recruiter” cannot find a way to win in Collieville, it will break them. Where are they going to go from here? Who will they possibly hire after that? They are so all in on this out of sheer emotional desperation that the end is going to be a supernova of misery. They can throw as much tax payer money that they don’t have at the problem they want. It just. Isn’t. Happening. 

Edited August 15, 2019 by Vertigo

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

No he's not

The team they’re fielding this year consists almost entirely of Sumlin guys.  The fuck she talkin about?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

11 hours ago, TheRRKid said:

I have a Saturday night 1-800 party line with several recruit parents 

Just make sure errybody installs the sealed CD that comes in the center of the latest Good Housekeeping.

[BurdineBandit 815]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

No he's not

Those inner-city Houston boys weren't going to your shithole of a town. Neither was a kid from Angleton, the pipeline trickles but it's ours.