Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

What's the over/under on the amount of time it takes for one of their posters to call him a "fag"?

 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

You wouldn’t want to grab a beer with this guy?

 

79cc6fd17ba5e6b7247d9e1b68af2c1e.jpg

 

82b0fac2a357c58d2ac4b01b6989a267.jpg

You don't see the resemblance?

1443052590344.gif

  • Like 3
Posted

I'm not so sure this guy isn't going to fit in over there. I mean: 

Quote

I was born in South Africa

Just wait until he goes to interview Evans and says something like "In my experience the bleks do not work hard unless an Afrikaner is in charge." He'll be the most popular mod on that board. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Posted

Overheard in Collie Station:

Quote

Our new croot reporter is really cool not like that sip fehg EJ. Instead of drinking lattes he drinks half natty lite with half lemonade!"

 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I'm not so sure this guy isn't going to fit in over there. I mean: 

Just wait until he goes to interview Evans and says something like "In my experience the bleks do not work hard unless an Afrikaner is in charge." He'll be the most popular mod on that board. 

giphy.gif

  • Like 1
Posted (edited)

Is the heart emoji because she loves wrinkly wieners or because she loves the quality of Circle K cuisine? 

Edited by Sejjr
  • Like 1
Posted
7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Look who's not private anymore

 

 

Surely Jimbo pays her enough to afford something better than Circle K hot dogs?? 

Posted
17 hours ago, markstanco said:

Let's burn down all bridges. Wait, his twitter is private. 23ed42b4bf28bdd5a9637dd8f403dfe5.jpg

What is Hammster's point? Clarence has always been a vocal UT fan. He's an Ex after all. And he covers the Cowboys. Again, what is that dipshit saying?

  • Like 1
Posted
8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

Yep. If he knew when to shut his fucking mouth, he’d still be married, still have a job, still be tucking his kids in at night, still be an aggy in good standing,  and a Longhorn wouldn’t be fucking his wife. 

  • Like 4
Posted
15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, no wonder he's divorced and can't keep jobs.  that dude has mental issues.  

i'm putting him on my suicide list.

The shitty thing is I genuinely think suicide may be one of the better outcomes. At least that only harms Hamm but his feed is looking really fucking dark.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yep. If he knew when to shut his fucking mouth, he’d still be married, still have a job, still be tucking his kids in at night, still be an aggy in good standing,  and a Longhorn wouldn’t be fucking his wife. 

I'm not ready to sign off on this part

Posted
8 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

I’d pay to see Hamm try and “beat the fuck out of” anyone.

Holy shit has he gone off the deep end lol

 

If the other guy is thin skinned, all he has to do is file a police report and Hamm's tough guy tune will change rather abruptly.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm a twitter idiot so what does the sumlin tweet mean with the eyes?

He was trending on Twitter nationwide because aggy was comparing him to Cuckbo.

He saw it and thought it was funny.

  • Like 1
Posted (edited)

Even Hamm must know that “I’m better than you in every aspect of life” is a complete lie...at this point just keeping a job for 3 months means you’re better than Hamm at something 

Edited by RGBIII

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...