6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[blacklab 11,955]

[XOVERX 5]

You guys are hoot, lol.

Hell yeah, let Hamm be piggy. Or aggy. Or whatever.

[immamac 43,183]

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[blacklab 11,955]

what's the worst that could happen?

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

20 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

That's also a lot of liability to take on if you actually let him do things and interact with the public. 

That’s what LLC’s are for.  

[NaTeWHO 852]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[RGBIII 22,840]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

👀

[closetojumping 62,883]

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

[You don't know me 1,161]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe I am alone, but I don’t want to see Hamm posting here at all. Arms length and shit. 

this. we spent years trying to get rid of rocko. no way i want hamm infecting this site.

[Vertigo 20,336]

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

Wait a minute!  I hate myself for the amount of time I spend here and shamefully admit this keeps my rate of inefficiency at peak levels.  What phone call?

[texasstrong12 4,668]

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

Is he saved as 6figs in your phone? 

[blacklab 11,955]

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Wait a minute!  I hate myself for the amount of time I spend here and shamefully admit this keeps my rate of inefficiency at peak levels.  What phone call?

His cell number got put out somewhere and Imamac and I called him to try to get him on the podcast but he didn't want to be.

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

Are threats against non-minorities ok? What about predicted future minorities?

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Getting kicked off twitter is funny and all, but how the fuck are we going to fill that entertainment void he leaves behind? 

Easily. Next aggy up. I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

[Bevo14 8,382]

15 minutes ago, blacklab said:

His cell number got put out somewhere and Imamac and I called him to try to get him on the podcast but he didn't want to be.

Did you remember to appeal to his ego? Offer him a 6 fig salary $.000001

Edited September 23, 2019 by Bevo14

[Terry Silver 219]

27 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

This is kind of like a science experiment.  It will give us great insight into the aggy group think, and is something that could have long term benefits for humanity.

[Scholz 11,965]

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

He'd be the best panhandler in the market.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

44 minutes ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[markstanco 12,628]

12 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Easily. Next aggy up. I want to see this clown under a bridge in Austin depending on Texas fans’ change for his next gas station snack. He’s a piece of shit human and deserves it.

Daddy98, youre next. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,617]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I guess we should post that whole phonecall now. 

[Beau Vine 54,466]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

[crash_davis 23,115]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Much more likely twitter deplatformed him for making threats against a minority. They kinda take that shit seriously.

yep.  we have to tread lightly with alcoholics.

[Beau Vine 54,466]

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from.  Kind of like a caged animal.

I would pay money to help get him on here as a feature writer.  You could also set it up so that he can post, but not see replies so that he wouldn't quit because of all the relentless mocking that would ensue.  

New forum: Best in the Business

[Sabalo 998]

As I was enjoying the tears on texags today I was reminded of 6figs other nickname"2 pump chump"

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

3 hours ago, blacklab said:

Relaunch Ol' Sarge under the name Bad Bull with a subheading of We Have Balls/We Have Our Balls and make Hamm a contributor.

Remember to call the outdoors boards Glocks not Cocks.

Edited September 23, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Butch Had Not 2,994]

You should set up a venmo for a good cause/charity and if we reach whatever goal that the 6figs call is released here. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I'm still stuck on the last page... "fading into obscurity"??!!?

 

Isn't that where he's already disappeared to? If Hamm isn't obscure as fuck right now, what does "obscure" even mean?  The only thing he's truly famous for is not measuring up. He is the imaginary number of human beings.

[EP_Texican 377]

I don’t know for sure, but I don’t think Hamm is gone from twitter for good (lucky for us). They haven’t removed his pictures, description, or follower count yet like they do for suspended accounts. I think he just chickened out and deactivated himself. He’ll be back with a half ass apology.

I hope he comes back soon

btw, I miss Duke on Twitter.

[Viper 12,112]

What did Duke do on Twitter?

[maninblack 7,974]

@Randolph Duke 👆

[Gil Bang 26,049]

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

That’s what LLC’s are for.  

listen to this man.  He's post-law

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Please don’t bring that waste of life into this circle of assholery 

 

[Deej 76,949]

Shaggy needs content.

[Shaddie 1,651]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Surly needs lots and lots and lots of words  

Fify

Edited September 24, 2019 by Shaddie
Going old school

[RollLeft 5,045]

Shaggybevo should find some room for him.  

[Viper 12,112]

50 minutes ago, maninblack said:

@Randolph Duke 👆

[markstanco 12,628]

What did Duke do on Twitter?

He posted something, aggy didnt like it and reported it.

The End

[Teryor 4,484]

Since it doesn't look like people know this: you can't just delete your Twitter account, you disable it, and if it's not enabled after 30 days it is then actually deleted. 

[ClubWhatever 12,158]

 

[RGBIII 22,840]

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

[Vertigo 20,336]

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

Rude dawg

[Dennis Taylor 18,876]

7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Didn’t hamm have an obvious sock twitter account that he posted under?

 

6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Rude dawg

That's Figurelli

Edited September 24, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[RGBIII 22,840]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

That's Figurelli

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn

[texifornia 57,163]

Is holding a cigar? What the fuck is he celebrating?

[NOMAAA 1,696]

nice victory cigar after beating lamar nerd.

[fattyflattie 4,638]

Did not upgrade. 

[EZ$ 2,105]

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is holding a cigar? What the fuck is he celebrating?

Covering spread against Clemson and 1-possession loss against Auburn.