6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Machinator 32099]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Why do I feel like I'm watching an all-midget hillbilly soap opera?

[TtomTerrific 200]

"Kim Anderson-Perkins Di Biaggio?" 

 

That's a forty dollar name right there, by God. 

[texifornia 56994]

The minute Jimbo loses to Clemson and gets even mild criticism from the ags she's going to melt down.

[texifornia 56994]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The minute Jimbo loses to Clemson and gets even mild criticism from the ags she's going to melt down.

Disagree. She will say that it's the fault of the referees or offer some kind of conspiracy that the ACC made this happen because they are angry that the best football coach in college football history left the conference. 

Then she will scratch her cat, post some more pics of Jimbo and how hot he is, whip out the clit-beaters and call it a night.

[markstanco 12577]

I wonder if the restraining order keeps her from attending football games.

[Hornius Emeritus 12470]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

The minute Jimbo loses to Clemson and gets even mild criticism from the ags she's going to melt down.

 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I wonder if the restraining order keeps her from attending football games.

 

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why do I feel like I'm watching an all-midget hillbilly soap opera?

 

The theatrics between these intellectual giants over the course of this A&M season is going to be must-watch internet. 

[golfclap 6903]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

The minute Jimbo loses to Clemson and gets even mild criticism from the ags she's going to melt down.

TSRH. She's not an Aggie - she's a Jimbo fan. Same shit on the FSU boards before but Aggy will lose their mind that she's less than a 2%er

[markstanco 12577]

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

TSRH. She's not an Aggie - she's a Jimbo fan. Same shit on the FSU boards before but Aggy will lose their mind that she's less than a 2%er

She’s probably flicking the bean hardcore about all the ill-gotten attention she’s getting.  Once a twat, always a twat.

[Yama Yak Yachtzi 48]

I still think Karen is one of you guys trolling aggy. No way that's a real person.

[randygilman 643]

18 minutes ago, Yama Yak Yachtzi said:

I still think Karen is one of you guys trolling aggy. No way that's a real person.

Here’s what’s beautiful: you’re wrong

[Beau Vine 54253]

On 5/25/2018 at 1:34 PM, 6FigsHandler said:

Glad you enjoy pictures of my wife

Wait till NorthLoop sees them.

[C-Man 27230]

On 5/25/2018 at 10:09 PM, 6FigsHandler said:

I still teach spin. There are worse things than hanging out with 40 or so women in their twenties and working out. Turns out you can do that and still run companies as long as you bust your ass

Sounds like something Hamm would say.

[Machinator 32099]

[GotThatFire 166]

“Sir your son wasn’t invited, this is for the best quarterbacks in the country..”

 

”Please let us come in. I promise I’ll hold his hand the entire time and keep him away from the action. Seriously we do this all the time,  you won’t even notice we are here“

 

[Sejjr 3246]

Pretty clever of Jimbo to use his son as a meat shield to gain access to these "QB retreat" events. I predict Jimbo will make him a graduate assistant around the time he bilks those rubes for another 5 year extension at 9 million per year.

[Scholz 11944]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Yeah, completely incorrect, uninformed and out of the loop, aggys. Final 4 is tOSU, Zona, Cal and UCLA.

 

 

[Radical Larry 28640]

Trust the freaking Hamm

[Machinator 32099]

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

Is he really saying he trusts his source over the recruit himself?

[RomaVicta 29929]

He's telling a black woman about jive? Who does he think he is, Barbara Billingsley?

Plus, isn't it supposed to be jibe? Like sailing?

[Radical Larry 28640]

Hamm's source is the lunch fry cook at the Dixie Chicken. 

[HuntinHorn 986]

Arrogant douche... you were wrong tidy bowl man!

[Hornius Emeritus 12470]

As if Hamm has a source.

And .... "jive"  ?

Inexcusable. 

[Tex Pete 20399]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

He's telling a black woman about jive? Who does he think he is, Barbara Billingsley?

Plus, isn't it supposed to be jibe? Like sailing?

At least he didn't call Tina Mull "boy." It's improvement. 

Edited May 30, 2018 by Tex Pete

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

It really is difficult to make jokes funnier than what he says. 

[Tex Pete 20399]

6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

It really is difficult to make jokes funnier than what he says. 

That's why he's The Best in the Business. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

He's keeping his subscriber base so tied in to aggy recruiting, that the subscribers are starting to inform him of news.  Best. In. The. Business.

@6FigsHandler This is only slightly embarrassing.

Edited May 30, 2018 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Scholz 11944]

Smurf's sources have always been word of mouth from other kids and what the think they've heard apparently.  That's how you go 0/16 in predictions down the stretch of a recruiting cycle.

[Quasimofo 406]

Don't you guys dare make him quit!

[Machinator 32099]

[texifornia 56994]

That's Daddy98 for those who don't know.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

Why should Tina being jiving with his source?  Did he mean, jibe?  

[Scholz 11944]

The Karen angle throws a whole new level of crazy into the aggy roller coaster recruiting cycle.  When it goes downhill this fall, it's going to be pretty fun.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's Daddy98 for those who don't know.

Daddy98 sure talks a big game for being a farmers agent.

https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

[DaysOff 7951]

What a meathead.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

10 minutes ago, Scholz said:

The Karen angle throws a whole new level of crazy into the aggy roller coaster recruiting cycle.  When it goes downhill this fall, it's going to be pretty fun.

Yep. She will undoubtedly make the rollercoaster go higher and crash harder, while also adding some really kinky, uncomfortable shit in along the way. Basically she's going to make them even more aggy than they already are, which is disturbing and amazing all at the same time.

[Katfid54 8635]

The thing that's going to be really fun is when it all crashes down, and the aggy faithful turn on Jimbo, but Karen turns on aggy as an institution.  Can't wait for those flame wars.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Daddy98 sure talks a big game for being a farmers agent.

https://agents.farmers.com/tx/houston/paul-pesek

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

The thing that's going to be really fun is when it all crashes down, and the aggy faithful turn on Jimbo, but Karen turns on aggy as an institution.  Can't wait for those flame wars.

[Viper 12109]

Getting a real Akita-redux vibe with Karen here. The aggies latch on to another crazy unaffiliated person and we get to sit back and watch.

[RollingPresidential 633]

We need to get Daddy98 and Karen together.

[DaysOff 7951]

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

Neighborhoods Served

Conroe, Spring, Cypress, Tomball, and Katy

Otherwise known as the aggy belt.

[Machinator 32099]

[Tex Pete 20399]

3 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal. 

Like any good aggie, he's just living out what they taught him at Fish Camp.

 

   FIGHT!   FIGHT!

Edited May 30, 2018 by Tex Pete

[Scholz 11944]

"I'd rather work sources for info..."

...so I have absolutely no idea who Gunnell's final 4 are.

[GotThatFire 166]

2 hours ago, RollingPresidential said:

We need to get Daddy98 and Karen together.

Like, as a couple?