6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Chooky 13307]

Some of those who burn crosses are the same that work sources.

[Scholz 11938]

11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Some of those who burn crosses are the same that work sources.

  

 

[HtownHorn 14658]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

That's the epitome of aggy. I'm going to talk to the actual recruit to get information about him, I'm going to talk to "sources" to find the real scoop.

[HtownHorn 14658]

(nm)

Edited May 31, 2018 by HtownHorn

[HtownHorn 14658]

(nm)

Edited May 31, 2018 by HtownHorn

[SilasCoade 2622]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

That's the epitome of aggy. I'm going to talk to the actual recruit to get information about him, I'm going to talk to "sources" to find the real scoop.

@HtownHorn really only has 35 posts.

[BigOrange1 6430]

13 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

[T-dog 202]

5 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

Some people know their limitations I assume

Low floor, low ceiling 

Edited May 31, 2018 by T-dog

[KYHorn 16970]

20 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

"Hi, yes, I'm an 18 year old male looking for insurance coverage on a 2019 F250, color... burnt orange."

Edited May 31, 2018 by KYHorn

[Enchubben 5509]

6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an Aggy mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

Aggy mba/Subway U, same thing.

[texifornia 56784]

[Pato del Muerto 52461]

Which MLM does she sell?  I’m thinking scentsy but it may be rodan and fields. Or is she an old school Mary Kay lady?

[Scholz 11938]

I bet her family members avoid her.

[texifornia 56784]

She's going to the aggy camp. Jimbo's gonna need some extra state troopers for his security detail.

[Pato del Muerto 52461]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

She's going to the aggy camp. Jimbo's gonna need some extra state troopers for his security detail.

I’ve marked June 6 as D day on all of your calanders. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

That is beyond creepy. 

[Scholz 11938]

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

[Sejjr 3246]

[Bevo14 8300]

[Longhornfrenzy 5671]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which MLM does she sell?  I’m thinking scentsy but it may be rodan and fields. Or is she an old school Mary Kay lady?

Avon or gtfo

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1603]

The station will be even more lit with Karen there.

[Viper 12067]

wait, she's going to a football camps for high schooler kids? how?

[TexasToast 728]

[texifornia 56784]

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, she's going to a football camps for high schooler kids? how?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Um, I’d still hit that. Cray and all.




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[BigHorn'13 3363]

31 minutes ago, TexasToast said:

C'mon grams, clear that shit. Waste not want not mean anything to you?!!

[Machinator 32098]

That darn ACT always getting in the way.

[Machinator 32098]

I assume she means bathroom.

Edited May 31, 2018 by Machinator

[Pato del Muerto 52461]

21 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

C'mon grams, clear that shit. Waste not want not mean anything to you?!!

I blame the idiot with the lighter who keeps it sparked until she pulls off. 

[Scholz 11938]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I assume she means bathroom.

Oh she's on the list now.  Lolz.

[Scholz 11938]

Also, possible names of future aggy recruiting thread ideas:

• "A little snag"
• "Likely coming"
• "Trying to get a ride"

[TexasToast 728]

26 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

C'mon grams, clear that shit. Waste not want not mean anything to you?!!

[UDontKnow 10439]

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I assume she means bathroom.

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

Edited May 31, 2018 by UDontKnow

[Orange&White 5521]

21 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

"Head" has been around far longer than FMJ.

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Head is what they call the toilet in a boat.  

[texifornia 56784]

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Head is what they call the toilet in a boat.  

Buncha landlubbers in here. She was in the Merchant Marine.

[irishtexan 11471]

13 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Head is what they call the toilet in a boat.  

head is what I got from your mom last night

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

At this point does krazy karen need her own thread?  Or should we rename it "The adventures of 6figs and karen Fisher"

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

head is what I got from your mom last night

I was wondering how many responses it would take to get to this one. lulz.

[markstanco 12563]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve marked June 6 as D day on all of your calanders. 

What did you title it in your Outlook? 

Cray Day?

[Elmer_Fudd 22160]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

That darn ACT always getting in the way.

Sounds like Hamms way of basically saying Shepherd wont make it.  Hopefully he gets a ride to Austin the following week with the Footwork King or someone.

[travelingtexan 198]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

jesus christ it is a long standing military term for bathroom....

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

Please tell us you're joking. It has been the nautical term for the can forever.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Please tell us you're joking. It has been the nautical term for the can forever.

I guess all of you people missed where I wrote "there were no stalls separating the toilets." It was supposed to be an allusion to the Toilet Smurf and the school of the Gomer Pyles. But carry on.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

8 hours ago, Scholz said:

Wait till she decides to hobble Jimbo.

[Sejjr 3246]

Both Karen and Hamm make over six figs working from home. Match made in hell. 

[HtownHorn 14658]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

That darn ACT always getting in the way.

"Likely" is the safe way of saying he's not that interested.

[Pato del Muerto 52461]

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Wait till she decides to hobble Jimbo.

Can you hobble a hobbits feet?  Those things are sturdy. 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

So Karen says she's a grandma.  If so, I'm thinking supervised visitation at the very least