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9 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I assumed she doesn’t have a passport. 

She was in the merchant marine, so she's seen the world (from the inside of a bunch of portside bars, but still)

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Posted
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Wondering if she is using those bags of cash to stock up on Natty Lite and Virginia Slims now things are going into lock down?

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

We have canned wine here too. Does Texas?

nothing more refreshing than cracking open a merlot from the pantry. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well this is all very normal

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a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

Posted
2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

36 ?? in a standard box... what kind of discount brand have you been buying

Posted
7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

36 ?? in a standard box... what kind of discount brand have you been buying

I mean if they are buying 25 boxes of them it doesnt make sense to be buying them in some kind of 6 or 12 pack, gotta think of the economics of it in these trying times

Posted
12 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure it was the first time in 25 years KKL has been within six feet and a man and condom at the same time.

You saying she’s more of a bareback woman?  Remnants of her participation in the 60s culture, no doubt. 

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14 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well this is all very normal

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I think we’ve found something ban worthy on surly. That creepy bitch has me on the verge of puking.
 

There was undoubtedly a burnt rubber smell on her ships in the Merchant Marine. 🤮

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Posted
a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story
Before any math is done, let's not forget she is lying about asking some guy 50 years younger than her about the contents of his shopping cart. She didnt say shit to him about that specific item or anything else. Hell, none of it likely happened at all.
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On 3/22/2020 at 10:47 PM, markstanco said:
On 3/22/2020 at 9:38 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:
So Karen has Fisher on speed dial3ab34358c00b9465572f2ab365fb8003.jpgc078664e0e2bbf99458c3a5078778d30.jpg

Not to mention the big and tall store guy.

She almost put Jimbo’s cell on blast were it not for those damn pancakes.

Posted
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The fact that the 75 million dollar aggy West Virginia native, roadkill eating head coach hired a bag lady who is a former Florida merchant marine skank punch is priceless.  Whoop!

alright, fine, Ill give rep you BRILLIANT POS

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That was a calculated humblebrag (at least to those rubes),  don't kid yourself 
Fucking this. Blocking 9 of the numbers with that plastic bag wasnt uncalculated. Even aggy knows this.
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No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.

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9 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.

That ain't happening. That bridge was blown to shit.

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