6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Sejjr 3246]

On 3/8/2020 at 6:35 PM, Telegraph_it said:

I’ll buy her a ticket to Seattle. 

Or Wuhan.

[RabidM 2668]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Or Wuhan.

Well, they could use a tourism boost.

[Telegraph_it 3357]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Or Wuhan.

I assumed she doesn’t have a passport. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

8 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I assumed she doesn’t have a passport. 

I assume she's not eligible for one

[texifornia 57000]

9 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I assumed she doesn’t have a passport. 

She was in the merchant marine, so she's seen the world (from the inside of a bunch of portside bars, but still)

Edited March 10, 2020 by texifornia

[Leanderman 2275]

Lets start a go fund me site to send KKL on a cruise :).

[UTCzech III 2907]

So I wonder what covid-related bullshit she posted that caused her to blow up her twitter acct?  And bets on how long she keeps that promise?

 

[markstanco 12577]

Shes back online again

[Vertigo 20290]

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

Good to know that sanity is back

[Leanderman 2275]

Wondering if she is using those bags of cash to stock up on Natty Lite and Virginia Slims now things are going into lock down?

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Wondering if she is using those bags of cash to stock up on Natty Lite and Virginia Slims now things are going into lock down?

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

We have canned wine here too. Does Texas?

nothing more refreshing than cracking open a merlot from the pantry. 

Edited March 17, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Probably stocking up on some good (boxed) wine .

Even Steel Shank doesn’t associate KKL with stockings and good box.

[texifornia 57000]

Well this is all very normal

[texifornia 57000]

eeeehhhhhhh

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well this is all very normal

a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

[MonkeyDoughnut 10301]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

36 ?? in a standard box... what kind of discount brand have you been buying

[RGBIII 22840]

7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

36 ?? in a standard box... what kind of discount brand have you been buying

I mean if they are buying 25 boxes of them it doesnt make sense to be buying them in some kind of 6 or 12 pack, gotta think of the economics of it in these trying times

[Leanderman 2275]

I am sure it was the first time in 25 years KKL has been within six feet and a man and condom at the same time.

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

12 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure it was the first time in 25 years KKL has been within six feet and a man and condom at the same time.

You saying she’s more of a bareback woman?  Remnants of her participation in the 60s culture, no doubt. 

[Scholz 11944]

[Tex Pete 20399]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well this is all very normal

I think we’ve found something ban worthy on surly. That creepy bitch has me on the verge of puking.
 

There was undoubtedly a burnt rubber smell on her ships in the Merchant Marine. 🤮

[Leanderman 2275]

I am sure the men aboard the ships would have dragged a sea lion aboard the ship before they would have stooped so low as to have sex with that hag.

[Sejjr 3246]

I am guessing Ol' Karen does not make 6figs, judging by the apparent trailer park she lives in.

[Updawg 2268]

It is college station

[golfclap 6903]

This is normal... 

Edited March 22, 2020 by golfclap

[KYHorn 17076]

33 minutes ago, golfclap said:

This is normal... 

Who is this about?

[texifornia 57000]

41 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Who is this about?

It's KKL texting with Josh Bankhead's mom, which is cool and normal

Spoiler

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5737]

So Karen has Fisher on speed dial

[Auto Driller 2506]

It’s uncanny how Karen is neighbors and friends with people whose children happen to be aggy football recruiting targets. Pure coincidence, I’m sure.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Of course she talks to Jimbo, how else will she know what parents to befriend and see what need they have?

[markstanco 12577]

a standard box of condoms contains 36 condoms..if there were 25 boxes thats nearly 1000 condoms. No human on earth save Wilt Chamberlain in his prime needs that many condoms, good thing that there is absolutely nothing true about this story

Before any math is done, let's not forget she is lying about asking some guy 50 years younger than her about the contents of his shopping cart. She didnt say shit to him about that specific item or anything else. Hell, none of it likely happened at all.

[markstanco 12577]

So Karen has Fisher on speed dial

Not to mention the big and tall store guy.

[EP_Texican 377]

Uhhhhh ... that’s a no from me.


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[Dennis Taylor 18830]

12 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

Uhhhhh ... that’s a no from me.


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[RabidM 2668]

Why the fuck do I keep reading this thread? 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

[campcrunk 2503]

[Vertigo 20290]

On 3/22/2020 at 10:47 PM, markstanco said:

On 3/22/2020 at 9:38 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

So Karen has Fisher on speed dial

Not to mention the big and tall store guy.

She almost put Jimbo’s cell on blast were it not for those damn pancakes.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

The fact that the 75 million dollar aggy West Virginia native, roadkill eating head coach hired a bag lady who is a former Florida merchant marine skank punch is priceless.  Whoop!

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

She almost put Jimbo’s cell on blast were it not for those damn pancakes.

That was a calculated humblebrag (at least to those rubes),  don't kid yourself 

[TexanTraveling 42]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The fact that the 75 million dollar aggy West Virginia native, roadkill eating head coach hired a bag lady who is a former Florida merchant marine skank punch is priceless.  Whoop!

alright, fine, Ill give rep you BRILLIANT POS

[markstanco 12577]

That was a calculated humblebrag (at least to those rubes),  don't kid yourself 

Fucking this. Blocking 9 of the numbers with that plastic bag wasnt uncalculated. Even aggy knows this.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

On 3/23/2020 at 10:51 PM, campcrunk said:

I don't remember this video being taken.  I know you all find that surprising. Lol

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

On 3/23/2020 at 9:51 PM, campcrunk said:

@Rumblefishstix

[TBGFL 397]

9 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.

That ain't happening. That bridge was blown to shit.

[RomaVicta 29929]

It is sort of appropriate that a bag blocks out Jimbo's alleged phone number.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

That ain't happening. That bridge was blown to shit.

Oh no, not to work. He'll just be a florida man.