6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Machinator 32098]

[Radical Larry 28533]

Maybe she means an actual shepherd? 

[utfan87 406]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Her and hamm make quite the pair 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Ovaries on the table?  Smells like Depends at the Station.  

[Machinator 32098]

[Machinator 32098]

[Butch Had Not 2943]

Haha his subscribers are demanding shit because they know they now own hamm 

[GotThatFire 166]

Ovaries on the table? 

[PhillyD 1257]

14 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Ovaries on the table? 

That woman is just creepy. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Fucking weird bunch over there eh

[irishtexan 11458]

That woman is just creepy. 

She’s Florida panhandle trash. That leathered old hag drinks a fifth of Malibu and smokes a pack of Salem slims every day.

[Sejjr 3246]

So weird all these random "women" who are huge aggy supporters. Did they not attend the women's coaching clinic last year?

[Fud 9547]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Edited June 6, 2018 by Fud

[Viper 12035]

Trust the freakin' Meemaw?

 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5625]

Her & Hamm at an aggy camp today.
Either she is nut job or a bag lady

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[The Earl of Texas 3131]

7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

So weird all these random "women" who are huge aggy supporters. Did they not attend the women's coaching clinic last year?

 She’s not a fan of Aggy, she’s a fan of Jimbo. When this thing starts to fall apart, watching these clowns turn on one another will be every bit as enjoyable as any other Aggy meltdown.

We should be thanking her for getting so involved.

[SHOOTER12 8795]

6 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Her & Hamm at an aggy camp today.
Either she is nut job or a bag lady

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O.K., I'll take the bait.  What is the thing with the baby aspirin?

[Viper 12035]

so she doesn't have a heart attack at seeing Jimbo in person 

[Tex Pete 20243]

45 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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“Hammer and me,” you unsophisticated, leather-skinned, taint licker. 

[Tex Pete 20243]

38 minutes ago, Viper said:

so she doesn't have a heart attack at seeing Jimbo in person 

I think her ankle monitor will alert the authorities before she gets that close. 

[Chips O'Toole 1320]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

O.K., I'll take the bait.  What is the thing with the baby aspirin?

Maybe in case she has a heart attack?  On account of Jimbo exuding all that raw masculine sexuality?  Throw in a pair of Brew's sinewy legs and you got y'self a scrumptious manstew going.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

so she doesn't have a heart attack at seeing Jimbo in person 

I'm tellin' ya' - she's now "D-Fibs"

[Machinator 32098]

[Scholz 11938]

"This would be the first big blow t.u. would hit against us" [Shepherd]

Their ability to ignore facts is quite impressive.  I guess that's what you have to do when your reality is so bleak.

aggy has offered 7 of our 9 commits (everyone save the TEs).  Every single one of these guys is a baller.

• QB - R.Johnson
• WR - J.Whittington
• WR - J.Smith
• OT - T.Johnson
• SDE - T.Sweat
• OLB - D.Floyd
• CB - K.Watson

[Pato del Muerto 52389]

What a cheap looking piece of trash from that angle. That’s the side that they used the erector set for the upper deck to have it stick out over a building, rather than demo the building, right?  Because what can you expect for only half a billion. 

[Machinator 32098]

At least with some of those guys they realized they had no chance and gave up early. But guys like Whittington, Floyd, and (hopefully) Shepherd are prospects they were recruiting right up til they announced.

[Scholz 11938]

Just now, Machinator said:

At least with some of those guys they realized they had no chance and gave up early. But guys like Whittington, Floyd, and (hopefully) Shepherd are prospects they were recruiting right up til they announced.

That's fair but to insinuate Texas hasn't had recruiting success against them this cycle is ridiculous.  And Bilbo was begging Roschon.  And they don't have a QB.

[Machinator 32098]

Just now, Scholz said:

That's fair but to insinuate Texas hasn't had recruiting success against them this cycle is ridiculous.  And Bilbo was begging Roschon.  And they don't have a QB.

Oh I know, I was agreeing with you.

[SydneyCarton 47936]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What a cheap looking piece of trash from that angle. That’s the side that they used the erector set for the upper deck to have it stick out over a building, rather than demo the building, right?  Because what can you expect for only half a billion. 

There you go man. Happy to help. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12444]

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There you go man. Happy to help. 

 

At least it's still standing you stupid T-sips!  Advantage: A&M. 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

If only Karen could use the laugh emojis in real life, people would know when she's saying something funny on purpose.  As opposed to laughing at her appearance or idiocy, which seems to come naturally

[Best served cold 150]

Machinator are you linking tweets? Posting pics? I can't see any of your posts without text.

Edited June 6, 2018 by Best served cold

[Machinator 32098]

2 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Machinator are you linking tweets? Posting pics? I can't see any of your posts without text.

I'm posting direct twitter pics. Are they not showing up for you?

[SimkinsMan 4358]

I don't think LHF tweets will render directly because he has protected his account.

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

Regarding the last couple LHF frenzy tweets:

Shepherd: "Texas is my #1 school"
Hamm: UT mods making stuff up and only know stuff from Carrington. Shepherd will commit to A&M soon and if doesn't they have better recruits as back up.

He's just so fucking dense

[Machinator 32098]

5 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I don't think LHF tweets will render directly because he has protected his account.

They seem to show up fine for most people here, and I don't think most people here can access his Twitter.

[Leanderman 2271]

Funny to see how the gomers are flaming on him already.

[Longhornfrenzy 5625]

Hamm at his most aggyest

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[texifornia 56594]

Oh God now Karen will know where he is (but lets be honest, she's probably watching Jimbo from a bush somewhere)

[Longhornfrenzy 5625]

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Edited June 6, 2018 by Longhornfrenzy

[Katfid54 8594]

I wish LonghornFrenzy would post a photo of Hamm's shitty beer. I am dying to see it.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Jizz Jars have updated to the modern plastic cup

[Machinator 32098]

[Best served cold 150]

I could see LonghornFrenzy's pic but I can't see your latest post Machinator. Just shows up as a blank post

[Viper 12035]

15 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

I could see LonghornFrenzy's pic but I can't see your latest post Machinator. Just shows up as a blank post

Does this show up?

[texifornia 56594]

[randygilman 643]

Gold.

[Best served cold 150]

17 minutes ago, Viper said:

Does this show up?

Yes I can see the image. I can't see texifornia's image though

[SimkinsMan 4358]

What a strange, strange little shit show that FB group is.

[texifornia 56594]

1 minute ago, Best served cold said:

Yes I can see the image. I can't see texifornia's image though

That's all so weird. And it's not like we can just download and throw them on imgur to get around it because that never works...