6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[rickyspub 801]

I am actually seeing all these images, but there is rarely a page that doesn't have at least one broken image for me.

[Longhornfrenzy 5629]

Whole lot of weirdness

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[golfclap 6903]

18 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am actually seeing all these images, but there is rarely a page that doesn't have at least one broken image for me.

if it's a broken image it's probably a fucking imgur. We need neg rep to be a bigger factor so motherfuckers stop using imgur.  /nonsensical_rant

[6FigsHandler 16]

21 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Whole lot of weirdness

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Yes. A whole lot. Hamm saying he can beat high school kids in the 40

[BruceVonClaude 212]

13 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Yes. A whole lot. Hamm saying he can beat high school kids in the 40

Does he refer to them as 'boy' or 'son' in a slightly racist and demeaning vernacular though?

[Bevo14 8283]

40 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Whole lot of weirdness

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There's some photoshop potential here

[texifornia 56595]

This is your life now Hamm

[Machinator 32098]

Is that @6FigsHandler on the right? He looks like he's screaming internally.

[Smax 3800]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

They seem to show up fine for most people here, and I don't think most people here can access his Twitter.

 

 

everyone of yours looks like this to me

 

 

[Katfid54 8594]

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

[rickyspub 801]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is your life now Hamm

Hamm's twitter of this photo says, 'It's not gay if it's a three-way.'

[6FigsHandler 16]

4 minutes ago, BruceVonClaude said:

Does he refer to them as 'boy' or 'son' in a slightly racist and demeaning vernacular though?

When some current players walked in the room, he said "yo yo yo, what up dog". I told him to never do that again under any circumstances

[6FigsHandler 16]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

Dude, that was his sprint stance. I asked if he had ever run any kind of 40 yard dash in his life. Sad!

[Katfid54 8594]

2 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Hamm's twitter of this photo says, 'It's not gay if it's a three-way.'

"If my dick is inside of a woman, whatever you do to me is not gay, so do a lot of it."--Pedro Uribe, Brockmire.

[Machinator 32098]

2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

When some current players walked in the room, he said "yo yo yo, what up dog". I told him to never do that again under any circumstances

I imagine your reaction was something like:

[6FigsHandler 16]

1 minute ago, rickyspub said:

Hamm's twitter of this photo says, 'It's not gay if it's a three-way.'

[Katfid54 8594]

1 minute ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Dude, that was his sprint stance. I asked if he had ever run any kind of 40 yard dash in his life. Sad!

This shit reflects poorly on you, too, dude who decided to start a business venture with that No-Talent Assclown..

[Machinator 32098]

5 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

everyone of yours looks like this to me

 

 

I don't know what's going on. Does your workplace block Twitter?

[6FigsHandler 16]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

This shit reflects poorly on you, too, dude who decided to start a business venture with that No-Talent Assclown..

He wasn't hired for his sprinting ability, fortunately

[Katfid54 8594]

Just now, 6FigsHandler said:

He wasn't hired for his sprinting ability, fortunately

Really?  Pretty sure he's renowned for sprinting into bathroom stalls right behind recruits.

[rickyspub 801]

1 minute ago, 6FigsHandler said:

He was hired for his meat judging ability, fortunately

fify

Edited June 6, 2018 by rickyspub

[6FigsHandler 16]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Really?  Pretty sure he's renowned for sprinting into bathroom stalls right behind recruits.

That's more of his sneak ability. Hamm is 10/10 on his sneaking

[6FigsHandler 16]

1 minute ago, rickyspub said:

fify

That actually was a core component that we were hiring for. I always need someone to judge my meat when I need a confidence boost

[Smax 3800]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I don't know what's going on. Does your workplace block Twitter?

 

lol no

[6FigsHandler 16]

Edit: Image didn't post

Edited June 6, 2018 by 6FigsHandler

[6FigsHandler 16]

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Is that @6FigsHandler on the right? He looks like he's screaming internally.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Momma gotta a tight lil grip on ol hamm


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[Pato del Muerto 52397]

@6FigsHandler are you guys supposed to be working this event, or just fucking around?  Because the beers and attire from Hamm don’t exactly scream professionalism. 

Also, when you slip these guys cash, do you bring enough for everybody?  Do uncommitted recruits get more or less than the committed ones?

Edited June 6, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[6FigsHandler 16]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@6FigsHandler are you guys supposed to be working this event, or just fucking around?  Because the beers and attire from Hamm don’t exactly scream professionalism. 

Also, when you slip these guys cash, do you bring enough for everybody?  Do uncommitted recruits get more or less than the committed ones?

We're just there to fuck around actually. 

As for the cash, we tried to bring enough for the players, but Taylor spent it all on extra burnt ribs from the nearby BBQ joint

[Machinator 32098]

2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

We're just there to fuck around actually. 

As for the cash, we tried to bring enough for the players, but Taylor spent it all on extra burnt ribs from the nearby BBQ joint

Have you ever had ribs made by Chef Hamm himself?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is your life now Hamm

So any random grandma can show up and just walk on in? On a side note, fortunately for Ham, MeeMaw Karen has early onset osteoporosis, so he's not the shortest person in a photo once again.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is your life now Hamm

[6FigsHandler 16]

Just now, Machinator said:

Have you ever had ribs made by Chef Hamm himself?

[TheStoicPaisano 9905]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Jizz Jars have updated to the modern plastic cup

Looks like gross hematuria to me.

[TheStoicPaisano 9905]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Jizz Jars have updated to the modern plastic cup

EDIT: Oops, DP. Just how Karen likes it.

Edited June 6, 2018 by TheStoicPaisano

[6FigsHandler 16]

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Looks like gross hematuria to me.

Can you use words that us Aggies don't have to look up? We don't have a big fancy med school like you guys. Our English department was replaced by Ovine  Sciences, so we're doubly screwed

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Can you use words that us Aggies don't have to look up? We don't have a big fancy med school like you guys. Our English department was replaced by Ovine  Sciences, so we're doubly screwed

He believes your beer urine sample has blood in it, like a lot. See your urologist. 

[6FigsHandler 16]

Wait, do you guys not drink your beer with blood urine in it?

Edit: Still better than Bud Light

Edited June 6, 2018 by 6FigsHandler

[BigHorn'13 3359]

Bud light lime?

[6FigsHandler 16]

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Bud light lime?

Bud Light Lyme Disease

Edited June 6, 2018 by 6FigsHandler

[Fug 540]

2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Bud Light Lyme Disease

You are who you associate with, and you’ve got some shitty associations

[SimkinsMan 4362]

“She’s into it.”

[6FigsHandler 16]

Just now, Fug said:

You are who you associate with, and you’ve got some shitty associations

That's obviously why I come here to associate with you guys, so I can become a better person. 

[BigHorn'13 3359]

5 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Bud Light Lyme Disease

https://goo.gl/images/4Fbfyk

[6FigsHandler 16]

3 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

https://goo.gl/images/4Fbfyk

Lmao. I don't know if I've ever been as jacked about anything as that guy is about Bud Light Lime

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

So any random grandma can show up and just walk on in? 

We laugh at her, but that’s Jimbo’s bagman

[I Plead Da Fif 252]

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

Was gonna say the same thing. In no world is that a stance that gives you power with your first step. 

[Radical Larry 28533]

2 hours ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Yes. A whole lot. Hamm saying he can beat high school kids in the 40

[Machinator 32098]

[Vertigo 20274]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

For as many iterations of Hamm doing this reporting thing as there have been, the quality of the content is what keeps us coming back.