6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Butch Had Not 2971]

1 minute ago, rickyspub said:

So another cycle where recruits feed Hamm bullshit.

Best in the business!

[rickyspub 801]

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Best in the business!

Trust the freakin' Hamm (when he puts in a pick for Texas).

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

47 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

What recruit is this in reference to? 

[SydneyCarton 48108]

1 minute ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

 

What recruit is this in reference to? 

Shepherd. 

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

 

What recruit is this in reference to? 

Shepherd

[Sejjr 3246]

So I guess we know which "recruiting analyst" was annoying Shepard.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

So I guess we know which "recruiting analyst" was annoying Shepard.

Was there really ever any doubt?

[rickyspub 801]

5 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

So I guess we know which "recruiting analyst" was annoying Shepard.

I bet Perroni was also blowing up his phone. Probably stopped answering after getting called 'boy' by Hamm.

[Machinator 32099]

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Shepherd

Lulz. Hamm says Shepherd told him Friday night he was going to the event. Notice the time and date of the below tweet. I'm sure there's no connection whatsoever between these two events.

[Machinator 32099]

Edited June 10, 2018 by Machinator

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Gee, it's a shame that "really good film" wasn't available for any of the people who put out evaluations on all these players and decided to rank Shepherd higher. Must be the BOMC.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Once again Hamm falls victim to kid(s) telling him what he wanted to hear.  Never gets old.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

Taylor Hamm kind of looks like a 50 year old lesbian.

[SizzleChest 8284]

20 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Taylor Hamm kind of looks like a 50 year old lesbian that rubs their clitoris with steel wool.

fify.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Granny karen crazy as fook
Anyone find any history of her at fsu boards when jimbo was watchin fla kid plow his wife?
What does granny k think of candy?
Sorry if I missed it.


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[Machinator 32099]

[Pato del Muerto 52505]

I called that somewhere on this or the general aggy recruiting thread. The Florida guys are now better. 

[Butch Had Not 2971]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 talk about turd shining

[Johnny Sack 8397]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Gee, it's a shame that "really good film" wasn't available for any of the people who put out evaluations on all these players and decided to rank Shepherd higher. Must be the BOMC.

You need to trust The Marine. 

[TtomTerrific 200]

somebody gonna point out that the Hamm blowing up this dude's phone is more than a small bit of the reason that he has cooled on aggy, and not a mythical Ford F150 from McCombs?

[TtomTerrific 200]

I guess that would be deleted immediately... but my God... what a blight on their program that screw ball is. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, TtomTerrific said:

somebody gonna point out that the Hamm blowing up this dude's phone is more than a small bit of the reason that he has cooled on aggy, and not a mythical Ford F150 from McCombs?

F250

You know the preferred vehicle of every high school recruit.

[TtomTerrific 200]

sorry.. my bad... I am sure that they want the custom grill guard, lift kit and big tires, too

[Scholz 11943]

Haha. Bathroom Smurf is a national treasure.

[Pato del Muerto 52505]

Well, he’s a regional treasure. 

[RabidM 2668]

Well, he's regional.  

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1005937345437274112

....because journalism.

Edited June 11, 2018 by Ghost of Stevie Ray

[markstanco 12577]

^^^No kidding.  

[utfan87 408]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1005937345437274112

....because journalism.

He blocked me, copy the link and paste it directly into the message 

Edited June 11, 2018 by utfan87

[Viper 12109]

Taylor Hamm

@_TaylorHamm | 12,676 followers

Rangers fans have any brooms I can barrow?

[Scholz 11943]

Hey, bathroom smurf, would it surprise you for "Florida kid" Rayburn to commit to Clemson today?  Lulz.  You're really good at your job.

[Machinator 32099]

Whoops.

[Orange&White 5528]

Jesus fucksticks!

You'd think that after continuously being wrong over and over and over, that he might one day temper his predictions.

Then again, you'd also think that his subscribers would at some point quit paying him as well.

 

 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Fuckin hamm just needs to say opposite of what he thinks.
Would be really fuckin accurate that way.


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[Scholz 11943]

10 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Fuckin hamm just needs to say opposite of what he thinks.
Would be really fuckin accurate that way.

The only time he’s not a negative barometer is when he’s picking for UT. That’s a 100% accurate scenario because you know he dies a little each time.

[Machinator 32099]

Hamm, making a fool of himself as usual.

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

 

Edited June 11, 2018 by Bodacious Bevo

[Noah Fence 480]

That tweet did not end well for 6fig.

[oh_snap 694]

He’s really on a roll right now. It’s like he forgot what happened the last time these two coaches faced off in a game.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Tope with the kill shot. Damn. 

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Hamm, making a fool of himself as usual.

 

Just waiting for Hamm to respond with “boy”

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

He’s really on a roll right now. It’s like he forgot what happened the last time these two coaches faced off in a game.
 

Uh, Hamm, Tom v. Jimbo already happened. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

The best part is that the BC tweet is for Trey Sanders. Hamm talking shit about the #1 RB in the country while A&M is in the midst of a string of 3* in June. 

Not trying to hate on 3*s, especially on the lines, just wanting to point out the extra level of stupid on Hamm's part. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Hamm is so jealous Carrington already has a Director of Recruting job. Hahaha 

He keeps attacking him. It’s so amazing. 

Is the Facebook account business not thriving? 

[Hanrahan 1306]

Love watching the best in the business put his shoe in mouth, try to stand up and fall flat on his munchkin face, over and over. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

[Newy25 7668]

Holy shit this guy's twitter is gold. He brings just the right blend of freshman level smack talk with Aggie delusion. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

The Handler will regret going into business with that idiot

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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

This aggy goes to 11.

[texifornia 56975]

Damn I finally catch Solo, come back and Hamm broke Twitter.

[Babytime 96]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Damn I finally catch Solo, come back and Hamm broke Twitter.

Was the theater cold to warrant wearing your Raf Simon winter coat?