6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Viper 12112]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Hamm, making a fool of himself as usual.

 

There's even a racist Daniel Figurelli sighting

[thepop 4409]

59 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Hamm is so jealous Carrington already has a Director of Recruting job. Hahaha 

He keeps attacking him. It’s so amazing. 

Is the Facebook account business not thriving? 

Wow, that really is it huh? Hamm is jealous because Carrington has Hamm's dream job.

[UDontKnow 10450]

9 minutes ago, Viper said:

There's even a racist Daniel Figurelli sighting

See his dedicated thread for more detail on his sighting.

[Neonmoon 38130]

7 minutes ago, thepop said:

Wow, that really is it huh? Hamm is jealous because Carrington has Hamm's dream job.

Well Hamm’s dream job is Aggy recruiting coordinator, but the fact that Carrington has a real recruiting job and not a Facebook account business where he throws kickbacks to personal trainers to get “inside” info, probably eats him alive 

[Butch Had Not 2993]

And since Hamm has dipped his toes (belly flopped) into the 9.95 pool,  he will never get a job with a university. So he will never get into that world. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

The aggy media fluff machine is starting to realize they are loading up on bread.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Doesnt this dipshit partner of his know he lost credentials with the last staff?
Hamm is truly a stupid mutha fucker.
Arguing with college players? WTH
In what world is that professional?



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[Scholz 11959]

Poor bathroom smurf. He’ll never get to live his dream and be a recruiting coordinator, just embarrass himself trying to talk shit on Twitter. What a pitiful little twerp.

[PhillyD 1257]

This may be a better question for the Dumb Question Amnesty thread.

I don't speak Twitter well.  What was Carrington referring to in his "Blow him up" tweet and why?

Edited June 12, 2018 by PhillyD

[Bodacious Bevo 3602]

He had just RT'd Sanders's post about the visit and was saying to go like/RT it

[williemackgarza 1826]

Bet he hates leah like a jealous ex bitch


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[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

I’m amazed Hammster has mastered the art of breathing. 

[golfclap 6903]

It’s also rooted in the jealousy of Texas. Sanders visited Texas but no-showed Aggy to go to Baylor’s junior day when Trey’s brother Umstead was visiting Aggy. The fact that Sanders came to Texas + Hamm’s rabid jealousy of BC —— there was no way he was gonna be able to let it slide. 

So delicious the tears. 

[PhillyD 1257]

He is definitely all aggy.  Gets fired from his last job for doing stupid shit...keeps doing stupid shit.

[markstanco 12612]

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Oh that was harsh

[markstanco 12612]

Question for 6figshandler....

Why is your boy blocking people on Twitter? Controversy is clicks. Your retard is blocking clicks. It's almost like....he is a fan and not reporter. Weird.

Great job handling 6figs.

[Auto Driller 2506]

Sometimes I want to feel sorry for this guy but he just won’t stop being a petty asshole towards his own subscribers, recruits, active players, and coaches. It’s like he has no idea whatsoever that constantly turning people into enemies is bad for business. At least it’s entertaining.

[KYHorn 17167]

Any word from the Facebook pagers re: Rayburns supposed eminent commitment to aggie? Perhaps Hamm just meant to say Clemson? Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt here- he's never let us down before.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

Toilet Bitch.

[Chrispy 132]

Crazy Karen posted on Horns247 about Gbenda and Texas not having a top 10 class, then scurried over to Smurf’s FB page bragging. LonghornFrenzy outed here fairly quickly, it’s clear she needs some serious help. 

[texifornia 57104]

9 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Crazy Karen posted on Horns247 about Gbenda and Texas not having a top 10 class, then scurried over to Smurf’s FB page bragging. LonghornFrenzy outed here fairly quickly, it’s clear she needs some serious help. 

It's actually Kim, the other crazy old lady on the board, who did that. Ironically, she complains about how everyone always thinks she's Karen in the post haha.

Also they continue to willfully misunderstand Herman's "we don't make uncommitable offers" quote on like every thread about a guy we've gone cold on.

Edited June 12, 2018 by texifornia

[Chrispy 132]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

It's actually Kim, the other crazy old lady on the board, who did that. Ironically, she complains about how everyone always thinks she's Karen in the post haha.

Also they continue to willfully misunderstand Herman's "we don't make uncommitable offers" quote on like every thread about a guy we've gone cold on.

Oh wow, I had no idea there was two of them. I just casually glanced at the posts and it assumed it was Karen. Although, it wouldn’t shock me if this was a split personality situation. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

5 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh wow, I had no idea there was two of them. I just casually glanced at the posts and it assumed it was Karen. Although, it wouldn’t shock me if this was a split personality situation. 

The motto for that whole aggy Facebook group:

Roses are red;

Violets are blue.

I’m a schizophrenic;

And so am I.

 

[texifornia 57104]

Uh, Joseph Ossai and Tope Imade to start... but I guess since they play for Texas they don't count?

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Uh, Joseph Ossai and Tope Imade to start... but I guess since they play for Texas they don't count?

 

First of all, he didn't quote anything, he just said it himself.  Secondly, he's talking about the best RB recruit in the country.  Why the fuck would anyone feel the need to refute such a dumbass post?

My absolute favorite part is that Bryan Carrington NEVER responds to that twerp.  

Edited June 12, 2018 by Ghost of Stevie Ray

[Leanderman 2275]

Well I wanna see the lovefest return and denial of comments towards a certain tackle who is visiting them this weekend. I think bathroom boy got hit on head once too many times by the commode lid?

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[Fug 541]

Serious question, but why has his wife not left him by now? The guy is a total joke, runs an fb page for a living and gets in arguments with young children? Does hamm have a trust fund we don’t know about?

[Butch Had Not 2993]

2 minutes ago, Fug said:

Serious question, but why has his wife not left him by now? The guy is a total joke, runs an fb page for a living and gets in arguments with young children? Does hamm have a trust fund we don’t know about?

My guess she will have to pay him alimony. 

[Froghorn717 42]

im fairly certain that Aggie recruiting office would also like to be able to say the same thing only now hamm has put an entire target on their backs and everybody will keep those receipts for when Leah or Austin do something similar 

as to @6FigsHandler- Hamm is going to keep you from having a legit biz as long as he acts like a fan with a keyboard instead of a professional. Show me one other recruiting analyst who constantly trolls staff/coaches/players of a rival. (ill be the first to admit im not sure it hasnt happened elsewhere but not to the frequency of Hamms little idiotic attempts)

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

28 minutes ago, Froghorn717 said:

im fairly certain that Aggie recruiting office would also like to be able to say the same thing only now hamm has put an entire target on their backs and everybody will keep those receipts for when Leah or Austin do something similar 

as to @6FigsHandler- Hamm is going to keep you from having a legit biz as long as he acts like a fan with a keyboard instead of a professional. Show me one other recruiting analyst who constantly trolls staff/coaches/players of a rival. (ill be the first to admit im not sure it hasnt happened elsewhere but not to the frequency of Hamms little idiotic attempts)

Stop mentioning that tool. Don't you think he knows that?  You don't have to put out a legitimate product to a bunch of aggys to make money. He doesn't give a shit. Now all you fucktards quit talking to him. He's aggy through and through. He tries to come off as reasonable but he's in bed with Taylor Hamm, so that tells you all you need to know.  

Edited June 12, 2018 by UT Lawnghorn

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Let's hope he is asking for more money from his mom and dad for his next failed venture as an "entrepreneur".

[deech 2291]

40 minutes ago, Fug said:

Serious question, but why has his wife not left him by now? The guy is a total joke, runs an fb page for a living and gets in arguments with young children? Does hamm have a trust fund we don’t know about?

Are you really questioning the logic of the woman that married the Toilet Smurf?

[Scholz 11959]

34 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Don't you think he knows that?  

Now all you fucktards quit talking to him.  

Yes he knows.  He's a total dumbass, backwards hat wearing D-bag aggy too.

But I like insulting him.

[SydneyCarton 48174]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Yes he knows.  He's a total dumbass, backwards hat wearing D-bag aggy too.

But I like insulting him.

I'd like the silence even better.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd like the silence even better.

So much this.

[LW Goatman 1125]

6figs was also commonly referred to as "thirty seconds" or ":30". This was based on when he used to post under texags name hamm. Apparently he went on a date with another poster and it all came out on the general board. When asked about her experience, she said he went about 30 seconds. 

[SydneyCarton 48174]

Just now, LW Goatman said:

6figs was also commonly referred to as "thirty seconds" or ":30". This was based on when he used to post under texags name hamm. Apparently he went on a date with another poster and it all came out on the general board. When asked about her experience, she said he went about 30 seconds. 

Haha, holy shit, I'd absolutely forgotten about this little nugget of information. 

[LW Goatman 1125]

That website is littered with references:

 

hammstamina

30 seconds

[Scholz 11959]

Because of course.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

9 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

6figs was also commonly referred to as "thirty seconds" or ":30". This was based on when he used to post under texags name hamm. Apparently he went on a date with another poster and it all came out on the general board. When asked about her experience, she said he went about 30 seconds. 

One date huh? Good for Hamm. 

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

Hamm feeling pretty confident today:

[Scholz 11959]

The cognitive dissonance from bathroom boy is staggering.  Hope he keeps doing what he's doing though.

"He's overwhelmed by reporters contacting him...there are a few things working against A&M right now..."

Yeah, YOU, dipshit.  Lulz.

 

[texifornia 57104]

There's no way in hell the SEC bluebloods, plus his home state schools, let aggy buy off Dean.

[Machinator 32099]

[Lonestar88 4700]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This sounds like the aggy staff told him to stfu.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Hamm feeling pretty confident today:

Lulz. Who the hell is the stiff competition for Calzada? Northwestern and UNC?  Hell, Northwestern just took that Clemson transfer, so they may not be in it. I don't believe for a second UGA is actually going after him as a QB1.  Here's an article from 10 days ago on UGA QB recruiting that doesn't even mention Calzada. https://www.dawgnation.com/football/recruiting/georgia-football-uga-2019-quarterback

[C-Man 27262]

2 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

6figs was also commonly referred to as "thirty seconds" or ":30". This was based on when he used to post under texags name hamm. Apparently he went on a date with another poster and it all came out on the general board. When asked about her experience, she said he went about 30 seconds. 

[Machinator 32099]