6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Machinator 32,099]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Karen and Brewster are some tech wizards.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

Wonder where they got the idea that the Texas staff gives a rats ass if guys visit other schools.  It’s never been the case before, but I guess when option b is the kid just doesn’t want to go...

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Edited June 16, 2018 by Victor Lazlo

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

https://goo.gl/images/YMFJTb

Edited June 16, 2018 by Victor Lazlo
God damnit, fucking imbedding a gif is harder than times in ‘29

[DeAngelloBeige 198]

Facts

[Radical Larry 28,622]

1 hour ago, Victor Lazlo said:

https://goo.gl/images/YMFJTb

[williemackgarza 1,826]

How tha fuck is this old bats momma still alive?



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[Quasimofo 406]

Plus, she forgot to bring extra charged batteries, and her portable charger for her phone crapped out? Bag phone? Flip phone?

[Sejjr 3,246]

[Machinator 32,099]

[Machinator 32,099]

Probably the most sensible thing she's said in ages:

[Machinator 32,099]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

This old aggy hag from Flarda does not know shit about Texas.  If she thinks this staff is hand wringing she is as clueless as Jimbo is short.  

[Radical Larry 28,622]

She’s not even aggy. She just wants to be Bilbo’s preciousssss.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

This old aggy hag from Flarda does not know shit about Texas.  If she thinks this staff is hand wringing she is as clueless as Jimbo is short.  

She moved across country to follow a college football coach. Having a clue went bye bye a looooooong time ago 

[Schnitty3 31]

She seems blackout in every post

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,612]

Jesus fucking christ they are working themselves into a froth over what a mid 70’s grandmother has to say.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

She moved across country to follow a college football coach. Having a clue went bye bye a looooooong time ago 

Egon’s gone bye bye.  Ray, what have you got?

[Waterface 129]

At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

1 hour ago, Waterface said:

At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?

[Bevo14 8,311]

7 hours ago, Waterface said:

At what point is it acceptable to desire to have sex with Karen's Johnson?

Ask aggy's staff of stone cold killers

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Plus, she forgot to bring extra charged batteries" She ran em down using her anal intruder.

[Radical Larry 28,622]

[Machinator 32,099]

Some classic Daddy98 drunk posting:

[Machinator 32,099]

Talking about Shepherd I think:

[Newy25 7,668]

On 6/17/2018 at 9:04 PM, Machinator said:

Some classic Daddy98 drunk posting:

Wtf does that even mean? 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Oh stewardess, I speak Daddy98

"Hamm eats Cheddar to the biggest Cheese supplier. It's not hard to figure out. Sometimes folks don't always know what's going on."

This means

Hamm gets his information from the biggest information supplier (aka the Footwoork King), the person invovled in Shepherd recruitment. It's not hard to figure out because Hamm's main sources are trainers (because he hangs out at their facilities all the time "supplying industry knowledge", talking them up to every player he ever encounters and in return they tell him recruiting knowledge that he sells to his facebook friends. His other sources are A&M players/commits/heavy aggy leans. Sometimes folks (aka the Footwork King) don't always know what's going on. So Daddy 98 is implying the Footwork King doesn't know where Shepherd wants to go or is leaning. 

 

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

I think he means that since the toilet smurf is a fake reporter, recruiting coordinator, realtor, or whatever the hell it is that he fancies himself as this week he doesn’t always have time to eat cheese.  When he does he prefers Velveeta due to its longevity as a major cheese supplier.  However, the smurf doesn’t realize that it is not real cheese.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I believe it translate to......."toilet smurf has recently consumed too much cheese and his bowels are locked up and hasn't been able to shit update his facebook followers in over a week."

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I believe it translate to......."toilet smurf has recently consumed too much cheese and his bowels are locked up and hasn't been able to shit update his facebook followers in over a week."

I thought it meant that Hamm was eating Karen's moldy snatch and that Daddy's saying, 'Don't knock it till you try it.'

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy.  I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him.  Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform!

[Butch Had Not 2,971]

I love that he still uses crystal balls like he's still getting points. 

[Katfid54 8,635]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy.  I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him.  Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform!

And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet.

[Vertigo 20,285]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I love that he still uses crystal balls like he's still getting points. 

Crystal Ball points to Hamm = Rep points to Rocko

 

A measurable sense of self worth to the rest of the world. I would bet Rocko still goes to Shaggy to check his rep. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Yep, it's been confirmed that Hamm's wife got so sick of him and the rest of the aggies, she filed for divorce started bangin her brother, who's a Longhorn. 

6 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy.  I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him.  Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform!

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet.

[SimkinsMan 4,387]

8 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I remember being sad that Hamm got fired from 247 because we were going to lose the comedy.  I haven't looked at this thread in awhile, thinking it must be a bunch of rehashing of his greatest hits, but I'm catching up, still back on page 18, and I needed to respond to the thread to comment that I never should've ever doubted him.  Hamm fucking delivers no matter his platform!

It gets weirder in the 20s. Much weirder.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

48 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

And you haven't even gotten to the divorce stuff yet.

Now I have.  Holy shit.  I mean, wasn't a person in the world who didn't see that coming, aside from T Hamm.  But still, some of y'all cray.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I love that he still uses crystal balls like he's still getting points. 

G-ma Karen rubs his crystal balls in front of a life size cutout of The Brew-Dawg in a funny hat while Baggins watches with his hands tied behind his back.  It’s magic not science.

[Chopper 17,235]

Gotta admit, if I were looking for a house in College Station where I could rub elbows with aggy football players, watch them work out and get sweaty, maybe even spot the Marine sneaking out of one of their bedroom windows every once in a while, you can bet realtor Hamm would be my first call. 

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

The problem with Realtor Hamm is when he tells you about a 3 bed / 2.5 bath with a yard and you show up to a one bedroom apartment with a roommate.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

17 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

The problem with Realtor Hamm is when he tells you about a 3 bed / 2.5 bath with a yard and you show up to a one bedroom apartment with a roommate.

[Machinator 32,099]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Wow,  that old woman sure does like to talk shit.  

[Machinator 32,099]

[txhorns 2,409]

Why do those fuckers have to have a stupid nickname for everything?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

6 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Why do those fuckers have to have a stupid nickname for everything?

Turdition

[Chopper 17,235]

"At the end of the day, this one won't be over until signing day." What a fucking regard. 

[mr. sunshine 2,827]

3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Wow,  that old woman sure does like to talk shit.  

Makes her teeth bleed. That and solid food 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Hmm who knew the ol bag had teeth? Figured dentures at this point


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