6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[TBGFL 397]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

She might have been chased off Hamm's site for the time being.

 

What a moron. Jimbo hasn't beaten Clemson the last 3 years and now he's supposed to beat them with a fraction of the talent he had at FSU? MeeMaw smoking some good shit

[Leanderman 2,275]

toilet smurf been doing some reading learning some big words  while waiting for recruits at the glory hole?  

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[LoneStarBiker 145]

On 6/25/2018 at 11:45 PM, markstanco said:

"It should come as no surprise that the aggies made a cult"

Somebody bookmark that.

FIFY

[Scholz 11,943]

7 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

What a moron. Jimbo hasn't beaten Clemson the last 3 years and now he's supposed to beat them with a fraction of the talent he had at FSU? MeeMaw smoking some good shit

Dabo exposed Dumbo as over the hill.  He ran his ass out of the ACC.  Clemson's D line is going to do unspeakable things to aggy this year.  I wouldn't be shocked if aggy ended that game with their 3rd stringer taking snaps.

[Vertigo 20,285]

 

Hamm's achilles heal. Just because aggy commits are recruiting someone hard does not mean they have the edge. Just because a recruit or a commit talks to you about a recruit does not mean that aggy has the edge. Just because you wish it does not mean that aggy has the edge.

[Scholz 11,943]

Just wait until the aggy roller coaster crash this season.

[sdm 847]

26 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Just wait until the aggy roller coaster crash this season.

The sound of the ascension's clickety-clack grows louder everyday.

[Sejjr 3,246]

aggy is genuinely convincing themselves that they have a very good chance to beat Clemson. And a “competitive” loss by 10 points will be seen as a victory. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

7 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is genuinely convincing themselves that they have a very good chance to beat Clemson. And a “competitive” loss by 10 points will be seen as a victory. 

FIFY

[EZ$ 2,105]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is genuinely convincing themselves that they have a very good chance to beat Clemson. And a “competitive” loss by 10 points will be seen as a victory. 

Anything less than 4-TD loss to Clemson will go on the wall!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

9 hours ago, WBT said:

"fringe 5-star"

Vic has banged many a fringe 220-pounder.

[Machinator 32,099]

[EastTexan 662]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Russian bride?

[SizzleChest 8,284]

16 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Russian bride?

I'm calling Thailand.

[Radical Larry 28,622]

Rocko Fisher?

[markstanco 12,577]

If he isn't talking about a punter or kicker this is hilarious.

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

[Scholz 11,943]

He better not be trying to invade our Aussie punter school.

[Vertigo 20,285]

16 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He better not be trying to invade our Aussie punter school.

This. Jimbo can go look for hidden talent in New Delhi, I hear they are quite the athletic culture over there. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[SydneyCarton 48,107]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Drunk, Racist, Prolific and fucking Stupid. This motherfucker hits for the cycle with a consistency that makes Old Faithful envious. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1,952]

14 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

I'm calling Thailand.

Hamm into ladyboys? 

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

What.The.Hell?

[Scholz 11,943]

Paul Pesek is the daddy98 clown

[Machinator 32,099]

[C-Man 27,230]

38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

In Hamm's world, "offering" is just as good as "signing."

[Hank_Hill 18,807]

lol Belgium to Cstat. I’m sure that’s happening.

[Katfid54 8,635]

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol Belgium to Cstat. I’m sure that’s happening.

In Belgium, they dip their french fries in mayonnaise.  Aggy dips theirs in a liquid that's similarly viscous and white.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

That's freedom fries or tots stupid fucking sip! / aggy

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol Belgium to Cstat. I’m sure that’s happening.

I'm friends with a poultry science professor who is from Belgium.

[po elvis 2,070]

did Jimbo really scour all parts of the world or an Ohio State football camp?

[Auto Driller 2,505]

6 minutes ago, po elvis said:

did Jimbo really scour all parts of the world or an Ohio State football camp?

Jimbo scoured the world, located the prospect, and Urban Meyer followed him by preemptively inviting him to an OSU camp. Every coach in America wishes they could evaluate like Jimbo.

[Machinator 32,099]

Columbus is pretty damn exotic compared to College Station.

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

33 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm friends with a poultry science professor who is from Belgium.

If the kid wants to major in poultry science, put him in their calculator. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[texifornia 56,972]

Cross Gray off

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

H0mm

[texifornia 56,972]

Pure Hammage

[Radical Larry 28,622]

How quickly did he backpedal on that one?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

the legacy Spiller should have already committed.  What is Jimbo's major malfunction?  

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

Back and forth

[WBT 20,572]

On 6/28/2018 at 11:30 AM, Katfid54 said:

In Belgium, they dip their french fries in mayonnaise.  Aggy dips theirs in a liquid that's similarly viscous and white.

In Belgium they eat frites

[SydneyCarton 48,107]

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

In Belgium they eat frites

In college station they eat ewe. 

[Treefidy 1,463]

On 6/28/2018 at 10:54 AM, Machinator said:

They know how to play ball in that part of the world stupid sips.  Belgium has the best odds of all them countries around them to win the dad gum World Cup of football.

[rickyspub 801]

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Pure Hammage

Damn...I can't wait to see how his few 'subscribers' take this. They have been getting restless lately. I don't think 6Figs is going to need a handler but a bodyguard.

[CL Horn 32]

god what a joke hamm is 

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

Do his subscribers know that one of his best sources is perroni?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do his subscribers know that one of his best sources is perroni?

Hamm has a subscription and just feed them recycled info. It’s sad. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Well gomers are used to having the wool pulled over their eyes.

[markstanco 12,577]

Scour the earth, really? Werner played football in Salisbury CT