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Posted
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You don't need a dick to make sure the right envelopes go to the right uncles.

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, RabidM said:

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

Wait, I thought those jobs belonged to FedEx and JimboEx respectively.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

In summary:

1. Hamm is the best in the biz

2. Jimbo is getting everyone he wants and his handpicked recruits are destined to all be 4 and 5 stars after the season. 

3. The support staff, who has done nothing yet, will be as good as Saban's. 

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack

Close:

1. Best in the jizz 

2. Jimbo handpicked the stars for his future film to be viewed on cuckledoodledoo.com.  The reviews are already 4 out of 5 stars in the station.

3. The new name of the pimp cane is “support staff”.  It will be the envy of everyone.

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack ... we want our money back.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


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duh the logic is obvious, ya stupid sip

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Posted
1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


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Posted
3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Just a few weeks ago they were saying how Calzada was a backup plan to two or three other guys. Now he's hand picked by Jimbo and the guy they wanted all along. The other 98 is incredibly entertaining, thanks :30!

You just wait and see! When his senior film comes out USC, Alabama and the Dallas Cowboys will be trying to steal him away! 

Posted
2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

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Damn what a fucking douche. No wonder his wife left him.

Posted
18 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

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JFC.  With those capris pants all Hamm needs is a 1960s-style ladies yellow blouse that ties in the front, a Carmen Miranda headband, a feather duster and a can of Weight Watchers chocolate drink.

Posted
he IS a tiny little fella
but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster
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This has to be PhotoShopped...right? That fucking midget embarrasses himself without even trying.


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Posted
3 hours ago, cafe society said:

JFC.  With those capris pants all Hamm needs is a 1960s-style ladies yellow blouse that ties in the front, a Carmen Miranda headband, a feather duster and a can of Weight Watchers chocolate drink.

Those aren't capris, those are just shorts for people of regular height. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

It's time to bring back the cargo shorts/pleated pants arguments. Cmon, it's the dead period!

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Posted
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

If that bitch’s wooden teeth fall out, class gets dismissed. Of course they hold her in high regard. 

aggy is used to pledging allegiance to bitches. I imagine Reveille's Twitter feed would resemble crazy Karen's.

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