6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[RabidM 2668]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You don't need a dick to make sure the right envelopes go to the right uncles.

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

[Sejjr 3246]

Power Moves indeed.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

20 minutes ago, RabidM said:

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

Wait, I thought those jobs belonged to FedEx and JimboEx respectively.

Edited July 10, 2018 by ShowmeyourTDs

[SydneyCarton 48170]

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You don't need a dick to make sure the right envelopes go to the right uncles.

That's not what she does. That's what Austin Thomas does. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

In summary:

1. Hamm is the best in the biz

2. Jimbo is getting everyone he wants and his handpicked recruits are destined to all be 4 and 5 stars after the season. 

3. The support staff, who has done nothing yet, will be as good as Saban's. 

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack

Close:

1. Best in the jizz 

2. Jimbo handpicked the stars for his future film to be viewed on cuckledoodledoo.com.  The reviews are already 4 out of 5 stars in the station.

3. The new name of the pimp cane is “support staff”.  It will be the envy of everyone.

 

clickity-clack-clickity-clack ... we want our money back.

[williemackgarza 1826]

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Facebook is about to lose a lot of socks. 

[demos 3011]

That's Austin Thomas's job.  She just fucks the athletes.  

Are you sure that isn’t also his job? We are talking about aggy after all.

[Bevo14 8376]

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro

duh the logic is obvious, ya stupid sip

Edited July 10, 2018 by Bevo14

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

So let me see if get this shit straight.
Leal is ONLY a 4 Star cause he doesnt attend camps.
But, Tyler Johnson is a 5 Star only cause he doesnt attend camps.

Mmmkay


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro

[Newy25 7703]

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Just a few weeks ago they were saying how Calzada was a backup plan to two or three other guys. Now he's hand picked by Jimbo and the guy they wanted all along. The other 98 is incredibly entertaining, thanks :30!

You just wait and see! When his senior film comes out USC, Alabama and the Dallas Cowboys will be trying to steal him away! 

[Fug 541]

https://other98.com/ I wonder what their domain will be

[totallynotabuttpirate 5405]

9 minutes ago, Fug said:

https://other98.com/ I wonder what their domain will be

Found it: 

https://www.98degrees.com

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, demos said:

Are you sure that isn’t also his job? We are talking about aggy after all.

It's not gay if it's a gloryhole?

[Dennis Taylor 18870]

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

[Sejjr 3246]

Did Hamm print that fucking media badge himself? 

[Vertigo 20332]

9 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Did Hamm print that fucking media badge himself? 

At least he didnt use crayon this time.

[markstanco 12610]

SO just taking 247 article format to the other 98? Crystal balls too?

Gargling balls will be involved.

Also, that media badge brings the official factor to 11.

[HtownHorn 14779]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

Damn what a fucking douche. No wonder his wife left him.

[Sejjr 3246]

 

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Damn what a fucking douche. No wonder his wife left him.

Can we all agree he is also kinda racist?

[Get ln My Van 927]

The 3 shades of gray compliments his Kinkos media badge.

[Neonmoon 38130]

That media badge is pure Aggy

[Leanderman 2276]

I bet the green wrist band proves he is tall enough for the adult rides at the carnival?

[TexasToast 728]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

That media badge is pure Aggy

Cheap version.  Doesn't have SEC on it.

[Dennis Taylor 18870]

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I bet the green wrist band proves he is tall enough for the adult rides at the carnival?

only some of them

[williemackgarza 1826]

Hamm looking like he been hittin the pipe sorta like



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Leanderman 2276]

Spoiler

Lets head to the bathroom for a................................further discussion (wink, wink)

 

[SizzleChest 8284]

I bet the green wrist band proves he is tall enough for the adult rides at the carnival?

The opposite.

[Scholz 11959]

Looks packed.

[NaTeWHO 852]

20 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Looks packed.

Yeah, fudge packed...

[You don't know me 1161]

11 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

The 3 shades of gray compliments his Kinkos media badge.

Someone should probably inform him about Garanimals. 

[GotThatFire 166]

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

[Focht Up 631]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Looks packed.

No not packed.  It was lit!  Stupid sip.

[You don't know me 1161]

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

The Garanimals crack was more about him being a little fella, but okay.

[cafe society 2872]

18 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

he IS a tiny little fella

but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

JFC.  With those capris pants all Hamm needs is a 1960s-style ladies yellow blouse that ties in the front, a Carmen Miranda headband, a feather duster and a can of Weight Watchers chocolate drink.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

he IS a tiny little fella
but buying clothes and shoes in the kid's section saves money...advantage---> The Hammster

This has to be PhotoShopped...right? That fucking midget embarrasses himself without even trying.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Get ln My Van 927]

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Viper 12112]

3 hours ago, cafe society said:

JFC.  With those capris pants all Hamm needs is a 1960s-style ladies yellow blouse that ties in the front, a Carmen Miranda headband, a feather duster and a can of Weight Watchers chocolate drink.

Those aren't capris, those are just shorts for people of regular height. 

[texifornia 57099]

4 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 There’s plenty of other things to make fun of him for other than talking about his clothes like a bunch of women 

It's time to bring back the cargo shorts/pleated pants arguments. Cmon, it's the dead period!

[demos 3011]

23 hours ago, rickyspub said:

It's not gay if it's a gloryhole?

I'll defer to aggy's knowledge of gloryholes.

[Longhornfrenzy 5840]

.

[I Plead Da Fif 293]

1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

.

Ha. Ya. Definitely Jimbo. Definitely not Kirby Smart.

[Radical Larry 28662]

She's in for a rude awakening when her precious Jimbo gets his ass handed to him. 

[Leanderman 2276]

But until that day, and even after that day, dumbo will still be a cuck

[crash_davis 23115]

aggy is the ONLY fanbase which would hold in high regard some old  crazy stalker bitch who has no ties or influence on anything.   fucking mind bottling.

[Tex Pete 20481]

If that bitch’s wooden teeth fall out, class gets dismissed. Of course they hold her in high regard. 

Edited July 12, 2018 by Tex Pete

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

If that bitch’s wooden teeth fall out, class gets dismissed. Of course they hold her in high regard. 

aggy is used to pledging allegiance to bitches. I imagine Reveille's Twitter feed would resemble crazy Karen's.

[Schulz2.0 29011]

14 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

.

[Machinator 32099]

Yes, this is exactly what it looks and sounds like.

[Neonmoon 38130]