6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

https://twitter.com/chumbleycolton/status/1018894221917515776

 

Hamm’s Intern boy Colten is live tweeting Jimbo presser at sec media days.....but looking closer, he is filming his TV on the sec channel......because who would give these clowns sec media passes.

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

https://twitter.com/chumbleycolton/status/1018894221917515776

 

Hamm’s Intern boy Colten is live tweeting Jimbo presser at sec media days.....but looking closer, he is filming his TV on the sec channel......because who would give these clowns sec media passes.

Seems like this would violate espn’s terms of service somehow. 

[coachkiss 166]

2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

https://twitter.com/chumbleycolton/status/1018894221917515776

 

Hamm’s Intern boy Colten is live tweeting Jimbo presser at sec media days.....but looking closer, he is filming his TV on the sec channel......because who would give these clowns sec media passes.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious when you can see the reflection of his windows on the screen.  Clowns.

[You don't know me 1,161]

32 minutes ago, coachkiss said:

Yeah, it's pretty obvious when you can see the reflection of his windows on the screen.  Clowns.

Reflections, ESPN graphics, LIVE in the upper right hand corner at the beginning that he moved out of the picture...

Yeah, pretty sure that it's against some sort of law broadcasting ESPN content without their consent.

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Well there's that and the ticker running on the bottom of the screen... 

35 minutes ago, coachkiss said:

Yeah, it's pretty obvious when you can see the reflection of his windows on the screen.  Clowns.

 

[coachkiss 166]

5 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Well there's that and the ticker running on the bottom of the screen... 

 

In my defense, I've been drinking

[Xminus6 790]

3 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

https://twitter.com/chumbleycolton/status/1018894221917515776

 

Hamm’s Intern boy Colten is live tweeting Jimbo presser at sec media days.....but looking closer, he is filming his TV on the sec channel......because who would give these clowns sec media passes.

Chumbley and Hamm. Sounds like a cartoon duo from the 30's era of WB.

[Enchubben 5,510]

soooo who is gonna report him to Disney?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

28 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

soooo who is gonna report him to Disney?

I thought smurfs were already part of their magical kingdom  

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Yes but not of the toilet species

[TommyGufano 6,021]

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We’re making assumptions here. But since  sense there’s no alimony in Texas, no. 

fify

[tx ind 7,013]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Well there's that and the ticker running on the bottom of the screen... 

 

Ticker give aggy 1% chance to win SEC and they’re projected 7th

[markstanco 12,577]

Which one of yall is @toiletsmurf on Twitter?

[EE2B 1,565]

I thought smurfs were already part of their magical kingdom  

Disney has dwarfs, Hanna-Barbera had Smurfs.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

In my defense, I've been drinking

Big Red Coach?


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[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Dopey and Sleezy.

[Bevo 13,577]

7 figs looks to be about 5'6"

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

7 figs looks to be about 5'6"

That’s not opinion, that’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on.

[Caddox 952]

Ha I didnt realize Jimbo was a sawed off little bitch too. 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Come on now, Jimbo gotta have some dwarfism crossed chromosomes in his blood


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[rickyspub 801]

5 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Come on now, Jimbo gotta have some dwarfism crossed chromosomes in his blood


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Jimbo has a huge head and a short, stubby thumb, while Hamm has a tiny head and a comparatively long thumb.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

54 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Why would he Photoshop Jimbo's head to look like a melon? That's just cruel.

[Scholz 11,943]

44 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ha I didnt realize Jimbo was a sawed off little bitch too. 

You walk your ass down here and... sorry can’t lulz

[Vertigo 20,285]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Fucking hell, Jimbo is as short as Hamm?

Does this pic let Jimbo check the box for a special olympics appearance?

Edited July 17, 2018 by Vertigo

[Sejjr 3,246]

The fact that Hamm proudly lets this shit go viral shows that he has the self awareness of a gnat, like all good aggys do. I for one am so happy that he is back in the little leagues.

[Sejjr 3,246]

[Tex Pete 20,354]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Why would he Photoshop Jimbo's head to look like a melon? That's just cruel.

What a gargantuan cranium! Your ‘ead looks like a melon on a toothpeck. 

Edited July 17, 2018 by Tex Pete

[Hookem2147 21,283]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

What a clown. Could you imagine any reputable Texas reporter (so anyone but Chip Brown) going up to Herman and taking a picture with the hook em sign. Just proves how big of a homer he is. Can’t imagine the A&M spin he tries to sell when he talks to recruits off the record.

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

Cuck squared

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

2 Gigs 1 Cuck?

[UDontKnow 10,445]

4 hours ago, Bevo said:

7 figs looks to be about 5'6"

In shoes with elevated heels.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

What a clown. Could you imagine any reputable Texas reporter (so anyone but Chip Brown) going up to Herman and taking a picture with the hook em sign. Just proves how big of a homer he is. Can’t imagine the A&M spin he tries to sell when he talks to recruits off the record.

 Do you really have that much trouble identifying a bad photoshop or is this going over my head?

[Newy25 7,668]

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

What a gargantuan cranium! Your ‘ead looks like a melon on a toothpeck. 

Perfection. 

[Viper 12,109]

2 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

 Do you really have that much trouble identifying a bad photoshop or is this going over my head?

I didn't think it was that bad. though the odd size of Jimbo's head gave it away.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Just need a few more sheep in garter belts in the front yard of that picture.

[Dennis Taylor 18,824]

10 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

In shoes with elevated heels.

[Leanderman 2,275]

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Edited July 17, 2018 by Leanderman
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[texifornia 56,961]

Because successful grown men don't wear khakis and polos?

 

[Orange&White 5,528]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Because successful grown men don't wear khakis and polos?

 

Her transition to full aggie is now complete.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,610]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Because successful grown men don't wear khakis and polos?

 

Considering this stupid cunt lives in a crappy 3/2 on a quarter acre lot in college fucking station of all places, I'll go ahead and disagree on what it takes to achieve financial success.

Edited July 17, 2018 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

As weird as becoming an aggy fan overnight because of a coaching hire is, becoming a longhorn hater because aggy hires a coach is so much weirder. 

[rickyspub 801]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Because successful grown men don't wear khakis and polos?

 

Pretty rich considering Jimbo usually sports the JGC (Just Got Cucked) look.

[texifornia 56,961]

11 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Considering this stupid cunt lives in a crappy 3/2 on a quarter acre lot in college fucking station of all places, I'll go ahead and disagree on what it takes to achieve financial success.

*The Woodlands

Which probably is even more full of reasonably well-off people in gold polos

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Karen favors the county issued striped and orange jumpsuit look that so many of Rumlin and Jimbo's players achieve.  Free crab legs day tomorrow at Kroger.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

Charlie had our guys in suits for the walk into the stadium. Imagine how little success Charlie’s teams would have had if they wore polos or warmups instead. 

[Scholz 11,943]

I'd rather be an underdressed (?) young man than a batshit crazy hag who make people pour bleach in their eyeballs at the sight of her in a bikini.

[irishtexan 11,519]

She's a pickled loon but those horizontal striped polos are abysmal. 

[GotThatFire 166]

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

She's a pickled loon but those horizontal striped polos are abysmal. 

You ain’t lying. 

And...  at this point I just want us to win the Big 12 championship mainly so Hager can cut his fucking hair I feel sorry for that guy 

[EZ$ 2,105]

36 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

You ain’t lying. 

And...  at this point I just want us to win the Big 12 championship mainly so Hager can cut his fucking hair I feel sorry for that guy 

He needs to grow some type of facial hair to go with it. He just looks like an ugly lesbian at this point.