6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[GotThatFire 166]

Just now, EZ$ said:

He needs to grow some type of facial hair to go with it. He just looks like an ugly lesbian at this point. 

I would never take my helmet off fr

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

If he can grow a fu like his old man, this is his last chance to rock it in a longhorn uniform. 

[Atticus 3,984]

On 7/16/2018 at 8:49 PM, Machinator said:

This is definitely battle of the lifts. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,853]

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If he can grow a fu like his old man, this is his last chance to rock it in a longhorn uniform. 

going to have to uhmm sort of disagree with you there...some originals are just spectacular masterpieces that no one, not even blood, should attempt to duplicate

 

that picture doesn't even do it justice 

 

  

[Scholz 11,956]

Mullet for days

 

 

[TtomTerrific 200]

Britt was a running buddy back in undergrad. 

He was the toughest sumbitch on this campus.... by a lot. 

Doesn't appear that the apple has fallen far from the tree in this instance. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Aggy is literally paying for players 

and accusing others of being shady

 

....riggggjhhhhht

[Hookem2147 21,348]

I know the day is coming where a player gets annoyed and admits Taylor Hamm  tried to recruit him to A&M. It will be glorious.

[mr. sunshine 2,832]

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

Britt was a running buddy back in undergrad. 

He was the toughest sumbitch on this campus.... by a lot. 

Doesn't appear that the apple has fallen far from the tree in this instance. 

I had a buddy who played with Britt at Permian. Britt would kick ass just out sheer boredom so thank God for said buddy 

[Sejjr 3,246]

They are so obsessed with Texas, that Hamm is doing an entire segment on his live show, to be broadcast to dozens.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

As amusing as it is to watch Hamm pretend to know what the hell is going on in the aggy program, the idea that he has the first fucking clue about Texas is like asking a naked mole rat what it's like to fly a helicopter. 

[Sejjr 3,246]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

As amusing as it is to watch Hamm pretend to know what the hell is going on in the aggy program, the idea that he has the first fucking clue about Texas is like asking a naked mole rat what it's like to fly a helicopter. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I stand corrected. Holy shit.

[TtomTerrific 200]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

I know the day is coming where a player gets annoyed and admits Taylor Hamm  tried to recruit him to A&M. It will be glorious.

why? 

will he be in some sort of "trouble? " 

does he have some credential that he might lose? 

is Zuckerberg going to shut him down? 

 

Edited July 18, 2018 by TtomTerrific

[texifornia 57,079]

Lord, it's funny how much that man doesn't care if you live or die

[Radical Larry 28,660]

He's laughing because it's $75 million fully guaranteed. 

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

Is this how one gets blocked from the midget’s Twitter?

[CL Horn 32]

hamm...such a weasely prick - f that guy

[Bodacious Bevo 3,602]

Is Hamm one of the biggest UT haters? I think he has to be in the running. 

I know there are random people on the internet that say a lot worse stuff than he does, but you can tell he's seething underneath the surface. The only reason he doesn't go full Daddy98 is to maintain "journalistic integrity" (lol). Plus I'm guessing he's got a couple socks. People like Baker Mayfield don't count because they're more than just a rival fan. 

[Scholz 11,956]

Bitter loser aggys are on tilt 24/7 about UT.  Love it.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Scholz 11,956]

“I said I’m predicting we would land Dean not that we are going to get him. Quit putting words in my mouth.”

What an absolute joke toilet smurf is. And what absolute regards aggys are for paying that know nothing clown.

[rickyspub 801]

I also like how the Herman/Deshon dust up is portrayed. First, the Austin media doesn't seem to ever do jack shit to favor Texas. The aggy media will talk about it ad nauseum, but who will listen. Can Jimbo even go negative on this point...didn't he 'back stab' EJ Manuel to pro scouts?

Edited July 19, 2018 by rickyspub
Also liked the line about 'filling up too fast'. Someone should have done a 'fify' and changed to 'filling up on bread too fast.'

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

1 minute ago, rickyspub said:

I also like how the Herman/Deshon dust up is portrayed. First, the Austin media doesn't seem to ever do jack shit to favor Texas. The aggy media will talk about it ad nauseum, but who will listen. Can Jimbo even go negative on this point...didn't he 'back stab' EJ Manuel to pro scouts?

Tell me more about this Jimbo/EJ Manuel 'back stabbing.

[rickyspub 801]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tell me more about this Jimbo/EJ Manuel 'back stabbing.

Article about Jimbo being real with pro scouts about Manuel.

[Machinator 32,099]

[Machinator 32,099]

[Bevo14 8,364]

aggy has a lot of experience with unrequited love

[Neonmoon 38,130]

 they keep saying they will take 27-29, and in doing so have to cut a TON of kids, which is fine, except they don't have the DEPTH to cut a ton of kids. 

I'm sure Jimbo wanted Santino gone...eventually, but without him, they have walk-ons on the LB two deep this year. I think Jimbo probably wanted to wait until after the season before he got cut. Santion sniffed that out and transferred

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

They don’t need those cuts to happen until July 2019, and I’m sure they are fine having their 2017 and 2018 classes being the depth as underclassmen as opposed to sumlin’s last classes being upperclassmen depth. 

[golfclap 6,903]

RB Cordarrian Richardson (the UCF xfer) counts against this class as well, doesn't he? 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I love how the guy who left "wasn't as good as we reported" but, sure, "trust us on these other guys."

Don't ever change, aggy.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

24 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I love how the guy who left "wasn't as good as we reported" but, sure, "trust us on these other guys."

Don't ever change, aggy.

Yes, aggy247 published a recent article that Santino was coming with a vengeance this season and bringing hell with him.  

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Hahaha.  Holy shit.  I used to work with that fuck Rory Cannaday.  He was fucking clown shoes then and I see that nothing has changed.

Edited July 19, 2018 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Bodacious Bevo 3,602]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[SizzleChest 8,284]

40 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Hahaha.  Holy shit.  I used to work with that fuck Rory Cannaday.  He was fucking clown shoes then and I see that nothing has changed.

Did he work in the mailroom too?

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Did he work in the mailroom too?

He sure did.   He couldn't put the right mail in the right mail boxes just like the incompetent aggy fuck that he is.

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Haha - you'd think they'd have learned from the last round of #WRTS. But, aggy. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[Quasimofo 406]

And by "we"...

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

 

Alright, one of you skilled young'uns needs to photoshop this one. This year's going to be fantastic.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

So those next 2-3 commits are...?

[Bevo14 8,364]

9 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

So those next 2-3 commits are...?

shock, denial, and anger

[Neonmoon 38,130]

1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

So those next 2-3 commits are...?

Spiller, Carter, Stripling. 

[campcrunk 2,504]

On 7/18/2018 at 6:25 PM, Sejjr said:

They are so obsessed with Texas, that Hamm is doing an entire segment on his live show, to be broadcast to dozens.

Except the never nudes are probably more normal.

[campcrunk 2,504]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Wow. This is such obvious bullshit. That's sleazy as fuck, classless, and just cringeworthy, even for the guy who called Malik "boy" on Twitter

[Viper 12,111]

12 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

 

See? Tears. ya stupid sip!

Edited July 20, 2018 by Viper

[texasstrong12 4,668]

A&M signed one cornerback in the '15 class (Elam). He has a combined 8 tackles in 3 years. 

The idea they didn't want a corner like Boyd is fucking hilarious. 

[Bevo 13,596]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

A&M signed one cornerback in the '15 class (Elam). He has a combined 8 tackles in 3 years. 

The idea they didn't want a corner like Boyd is fucking hilarious. 

I don't even understand the point. Did they not want Ed Oliver, Brett Stafford, Connor Williams and A'Shawn Robinson? And that is a good thing? For a team that hasn't won shit that is a whole lot of dumbassery.