6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[AUS-97HORN 11,761]

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I think the funniest thing about aggys is the idea they are "shocked at this level of recruiting" or "have never seen recruiting at this level". 

Sumlin's '14 class was a good bit better than this '19 class. Especially in terms of quality. 

shhh!!!!

 

you arrogant ass, you've killed us all!

[campcrunk 2,463]

44 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I think the funniest thing about aggys is the idea they are "shocked at this level of recruiting" or "have never seen recruiting at this level". 

Sumlin's '14 class was a good bit better than this '19 class. Especially in terms of quality. 

I would guess that their 2015 class was probably a little better as well, with guys like Murray, Kirk, Mack, and Dunning.

At the very most, I would say that this class is on pace to be about the same as that one. That class had 27 commits and finished 11th, but asking aggy to look at rational, empirical evidence is like asking my Labrador to do calculus.

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

16 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Give it time. I'm looking forward to the meltdown when Clemson sets up shop in the aggy backfield, and those tards start talking shit about her precious.

[SizzleChest 8,284]

Baglady AND pimp.

 

 

Edited July 23, 2018 by SizzleChest

[texifornia 56,961]

Jesus fuck that's creepy - "hey if our recruiting staffer is cool with being ogled in a swimsuit by a bunch of high school boys, that'd be awesome!"

[txhorns 2,409]

So just openly admitting that Leah is only there as eye candy and to provide the players with sexial satusfaction.

[GotThatFire 166]

I don't get it. She's not hot. She is a polished turd. She's going to rub a lot of mothers the wrong way. 

[Bevo14 8,311]

32 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I don't get it. She's not hot. She is a polished turd. She's going to rub a lot of mothers the wrong way. 

she's going to rub your m...aaaaah iswydt

[happyhookem 224]

I thought this was hammster's dream job. How the hell did she beat....wait, nevermind.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

MeeMaw is just jealous. I'm sure MeeMaw's a lovely lady, she must've been something before electricity!

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,235]

Her new twitter profile pic is a different take on recruiting for sure

[markstanco 12,577]

Is it unusual to have a female as director of recruiting? Seems odd but truly ignorant here on the subject.

[Machinator 32,099]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Is it unusual to have a female as director of recruiting? Seems odd but truly ignorant here on the subject.

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football-recruiting/2017/8/3/15926608/recruiting-director-job-women

[Sejjr 3,246]

So...uhhh....nice rack?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Is it unusual to have a female as director of recruiting? Seems odd but truly ignorant here on the subject.

She seems to have two rather obvious qualifications

[Roofle 272]

Is it unusual to have a female as director of recruiting? Seems odd but truly ignorant here on the subject.

Director of on-campus recruiting? No

Director of recruiting? Yes

[Not a Sock 2,313]

Does it really surprise any of y'all that aggy has no idea what makes BC so great. Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered. Leah is a recruiting non factor she will never connect with young black athletes and their families the same way BC does.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,610]

19 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Does it really surprise any of y'all that aggy has no idea what makes BC so great. Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered. Leah is a recruiting non factor she will never connect with young black athletes and their families the same way BC does.

Welcome to Surly BC!

[AUS-97HORN 11,761]

I am kinda surprised no one has commented on the irony of Leah standing in the middle of a pretty large phallic symbol.  As in, its so big, its like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.......

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

49 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Does it really surprise any of y'all that aggy has no idea what makes BC so great. Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered. Leah is a recruiting non factor she will never connect with young black athletes and their families the same way BC does.

Yes. Black males wanting to fuck big tittied white women has never ever been a thing and will almost certainly never actually be a thing. Great call. 

[rickyspub 801]

35 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am kinda surprised no one has commented on the irony of Leah standing in the middle of a pretty large phallic symbol.  As in, its so big, its like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.......

That was done when she was hired.

[Katfid54 8,633]

[Leanderman 2,275]

You think they gomers think about her?

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[texifornia 56,961]

5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

You think they gomers think about her?

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You ever met a closeted gay guy? They're over-the-top in how much they talk about definitely thinking girls are hot, which, yup, aggy is right on schedule.

[Orange&White 5,528]

So, Bedoin?

[Not a Sock 2,313]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. Black males wanting to fuck big tittied white women has never ever been a thing and will almost certainly never actually be a thing. Great call. 

The recruiting director is not fucking recruits. 

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

6 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

The recruiting director is not fucking recruits. 

Listen dude, I don't disagree with your statement that she's not fucking recruits. I don't think she is fucking recruits. But you know what, teenage kids and even their fucking parents will make stupid decisions even if they're just thinking about chasing pussy. I'm sure you acted 100% rationally all the time as a teenager regarding the women you fucked and wanted to fuck. And while I'm not saying it's happening, and I don't think it's happening, in a world where OU coaches have repeatedly fucked a recruit's mom to get a desired result, lets not pretend flashing pussy in front front of kids or parents is the world's worst decision in the world of sales. The entire Pharmaceutical Sales industry is predicated on the notion, for fuck's sake, and I don't think those women are fucking every doctor on their call route either. 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[RomaVicta 29,907]

On 7/20/2018 at 5:20 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Wow! Am "eye" reading that right? Hamm had 31 viewers? Welcome to the big leagues little guy.

That's prime!

[RomaVicta 29,907]

13 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Her new twitter profile pic is a different take on recruiting for sure

Read her new book, How to Carry Three Footballs and Still Have A Free Hand.

Never thought I'd say this, but those breasts are absurd outside of the porn industry. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Since Leah is the only woman on the aggy campus that is not a hog, they want her front and center.    Saban flashed her around to recruits at Alabama because she sported a full set of teeth and did not dip Skoal.  Baggins knows what's up.   He wanted to hire Saban's recruit fax girl, but her face looked like a goat's ass.  

[RomaVicta 29,907]

I'm with Not A Sock on this one. I think her looks diminish her credibility in selling the program. Perhaps she is an excellent sales person and can overcome the visual presentation of "come here because we have an attractive, big-titted blonde for you to salivate over." 

I won't claim to know the minds and desires of a modern 18 year old, but Sugartits seems to be more of a MILF when you think of the teenage and early 20s women you see everyday in high school or on campus.

The women in the linked article above look professional and competent. Women are often in charge of hospitality in other fields, and one would think that a woman's presence in the macho world of coaches would add a favorable dimension beyond being a pretty thing to look at or desire.

Thus, I think Sock is correct to write:

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Of course they hired a big titted blonde, because that is what gets a bunch of middle managers in Houston with ED all hot and bothered.

Their entire culture is stuck in 1950s leering and elbowing each other when they look at the latest Playboy at the barbershop. Add on a layer of repressed homosexual shame and this is what you get. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

Cover her tits, and then look at her face. She’s moderately attractive. 

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cover her tits, and then look at her face. She’s moderately attractive. 

Yeah but cover her face and she still has a vagina AND some big ol tigobiddies.

It's, like, science or something. 

[ousux 5,597]

 That’s fucking insane. That dog must literally be the only thing she has in this world. Poor dog. 

Still better off than the Collies forced to live in a dorm full of perverted skinheads..

[HoustonHorn 1,062]

Tits stand alone as a selling point for any straight 18yo make. That said, the obvious rudeness could have a negative impact on Moms.

I agree that the demographics here are 50yo white male living in his 325k dreams in Katy and not necessarily football recruits. But, Tites.

[SizzleChest 8,284]

We can disagree on much, but we can all agree that those are some jumbo milk wagons that any one of us would gladly slap around like Johnny Fontaine in The Godfather.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

[Carl Spackler 3,483]

Undefeated?

[gyroprotagonist 2,592]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Undefeated?

or never running out of time?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

15 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Her new twitter profile pic is a different take on recruiting for sure

Tits McGee

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

We can disagree on much, but we can all agree that those are some jumbo milk wagons that any one of us would gladly slap around like Johnny Fontaine in The Godfather.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. Black males wanting to fuck big tittied white women has never ever been a thing and will almost certainly never actually be a thing. Great call. 

I now self-identify as black.

[GotThatFire 166]

 I tried to Google her pictures and that one posted on this page is actually her worst face pic. Does she have a Facebook? I want to see what that bitch looks like with no make up and no massive push-up bra 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

I am glad guys like Jake Smith and Kenyatta Watson did not make their college choice based on which recruiting coordinator has the biggest tits.  

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen dude, I don't disagree with your statement that she's not fucking recruits. I don't think she is fucking recruits. But you know what, teenage kids and even their fucking parents will make stupid decisions even if they're just thinking about chasing pussy. I'm sure you acted 100% rationally all the time as a teenager regarding the women you fucked and wanted to fuck. And while I'm not saying it's happening, and I don't think it's happening, in a world where OU coaches have repeatedly fucked a recruit's mom to get a desired result, lets not pretend flashing pussy in front front of kids or parents is the world's worst decision in the world of sales. The entire Pharmaceutical Sales industry is predicated on the notion, for fuck's sake, and I don't think those women are fucking every doctor on their call route either. 

Lol, had 2 live in gf’s that were pharma reps, made just below the Mendoza/Hamm line & income.  Despite several years in the industry they didn’t know half as much about their product than the avg pharmacy tech at Walgreens.

MegaBillion dollar industry controlled by the likes of the two hot chicks I ended up dumping due to extreme narcissism/histrionics and below standard blow jobs.

[cafe society 2,871]

17 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Her new twitter profile pic is a different take on recruiting for sure

Do not want.  Jodi Arias crazy vibe.

[Bevo 13,577]

35 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Lol, had 2 live in gf’s that were pharma reps, made just below the Mendoza/Hamm line & income.  Despite several years in the industry they didn’t know half as much about their product than the avg pharmacy tech at Walgreens.

MegaBillion dollar industry controlled by the likes of the two hot chicks I ended up dumping due to extreme narcissism/histrionics and below standard blow jobs.

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[Hanrahan 1,306]

Well, there's a fire at or near Hamm's little rent-an-office, so there's an appreciable chance his stupidity has set his office aflame.  

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

4 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Well, there's a fire at or near Hamm's little rent-an-office, so there's an appreciable chance his stupidity has set his office aflame.  

The office is Lit.  Lit, I tell ya!