6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[EZ$ 2,105]

Hornsby could be trolling the Horns to get us back for what Shepard did!

[OnAComputer 1,405]

I'll just leave this here

 

Edited July 26, 2018 by OnAComputer

[texifornia 57,091]

Just now, OnAComputer said:

I'll just leave this here

 

Is that an imgur link? It's not showing up for me.

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, OnAComputer said:

I'll just leave this here

 

[HtownHorn 14,774]

Just now, texifornia said:

Is that an imgur link? It's not showing up for me.

Can't see it either.

[OnAComputer 1,405]

7 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

I'll just leave this here

 

Fixed.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,938]

Is that Hamm’s bigger brother in the cap?

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Wish we could get Hornsby and Card

[Pato del Muerto 52,588]

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That ought to help Hamm sell subs

[Radical Larry 28,662]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That ought to help Hamm sell subs

Yep. 

 

[Machinator 32,099]

Best in the business.

 

[HtownHorn 14,774]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Best in the business.

 

Pool Party?

[Radical Larry 28,662]

Aren’t they having the pool party? How in the hell can you pay this clown for “scoop”?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

The stupid... It burns.

[thepop 4,409]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Edited July 26, 2018 by thepop

[Machinator 32,099]

Whomp whomp.

[Auto Driller 2,506]

Give him enough guesses and Hamm gets it right 60% of the time...every time.

[markstanco 12,607]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Yep. 

 

Edited July 26, 2018 by markstanco

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

Now we just need footwork to tweet that he recieved no calls yesterday from anyone at UT.

[BigHorn'13 3,386]

Oh and Sheppard to say he just doesn't feel like going to aggy this weekend or forever and it'll be the perfect trifecta. 

[SimkinsMan 4,419]

Whomp whomp.

I’m going to need some of the comments on that post, LHF.

[Machinator 32,099]

[I Plead Da Fif 293]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Is Rush accusing Hornsby of trolling their fake fan site?

[RabidM 2,668]

So... uncross Hornsby off our list? 

[SimkinsMan 4,419]

Chef Hamm with the fibs y’all.

[Scholz 11,958]

7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

So... uncross Hornsby off our list? 

Well just great

[Sejjr 3,246]

Just another day of excellence for the "best in the biz".

[Neonmoon 38,130]

1 hour ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Is Rush accusing Hornsby of trolling their fake fan site?

Ha seriously. Nothing like accusing recruits of lying 

[TXs 226]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,268]

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Chef Hamm with the fibs y’all.

🐷

[EZ$ 2,105]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Ha seriously. Nothing like accusing recruits of lying 

Well, Hamm certainly wasn’t wrong, so them stupid ‘cruits are lying!

[Machinator 32,099]

[Machinator 32,099]

[Sejjr 3,246]

Ol' Rush getting testy with his female fans. 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

How long do we think this Hamm site stays active? 

I give it until the end of this recruiting cycle. 

[Sejjr 3,246]

4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

How long do we think this Hamm site stays active? 

I give it until the end of this recruiting cycle. 

Well you know Hamm is not paying for it. I predict the site lasts longer than Hamm does.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

5 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Well you know Hamm is not paying for it. I predict the site lasts longer than Hamm does.

From what I've seen posted here, it's the same users that keep commenting. I don't think people are joining. I know Hamm has made comments about "x number of users signing up" but I wouldn't trust him when it comes to that stuff. 

Maybe I'm wrong here but it doesn't seem like that site is driving in new subscriptions. It's still early though. 

Edited July 27, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Radical Larry 28,662]

Didn't his most recent live broadcast have something like 30 viewers? 

 

 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,830]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Didn't his most recent live broadcast have something like 30 viewers? 

 

 

 

Yes.

Edited July 27, 2018 by Longhornfrenzy

[markstanco 12,607]

Hamm....and I know you read this.

Would the aggies have been smarter taking les miles at 60 million or Larry coker at 40 million for 10 years since they once won a MNC? Why not mack brown?

I'm sure the last few seasons with a top 5 recruiting class and 500 ball is a fluke for baggins, 10 wins+ for the next 10 years is a lock.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

POWER MOVES!
MEEMAWS GUT!
BOOK IT!

[Enchubben 5,510]

I love the “he may initially commit to Sips, but will eventually be an Aggie. I’ve seen this story before” bit. She has been following dumbass Aggies for all of 9 months, and has not seen one Texas recruit flip to aggy.

[Viper 12,112]

Seems very Freudian that Hamm is calling his new site a "beta" site. Must have found out the ex wife has a new boyfriend while cyber-stalking her facebook. Now he and Jimbo have a something in common to talk about.

[Laga4 1,270]

14 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Aren’t they having the pool party? How in the hell can you pay this clown for “scoop”?

Because they're aggy.

[Noah Fence 480]

8 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

POWER MOVES!
MEEMAWS GUT!
BOOK IT!

Solid band name.

[Leanderman 2,276]

So let me get this straight, the players are throwing a  stool, i mean pool party for recruits. Where will said party be held, where are said recruits staying. Who is footing the bill? When I was in college, I could barely afford to feed myself. Now we also have multiple media sites reporting on who is attending and who is not? Times sure have changed. 

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrEwNfPLFtbMqoA.QeJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsZ29xY3ZzBHNlYwNzZWFyY2gEc2xrA2J1dHRvbg--;_ylc=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-?gprid=UUFtTeJuQkWfuEaY6PIjVA&pvid=lf7eODEwLjHlOmFfWbbqogXvMjYwMQAAAAD4h7g7&p=animal+house+candy+bar+in+the+pool&fr=yfp-t-s&fr2=sb-top-images.search.yahoo.com&ei=UTF-8&n=60&x=wrt#id=0&iurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cockeyed.com%2Fpranks%2Fbaby_ruth%2Fcaddyshack_baby_ruth.jpg&action=click

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,830]

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[Sejjr 3,246]

I know a secret but I can't tell you! 

[Pato del Muerto 52,588]

Are they “media” or not?  Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

Man Rush is an idiot, perfect fit and makes sense as he is making a financial investment into Hamm.