6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Vertigo 20285]

14 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Man Rush is an idiot, perfect fit and makes sense as he is making a financial investment into Hamm. 

How much investment is needed for a Facebook group and a free Wix website?

[Neonmoon 38129]

47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are they “media” or not?  Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. 

Our 995s have said the same thing. They won’t disclose the reason either 

[Katfid54 8633]

It's pretty obvious, guys.  Shepherd's girlfriend is at UT, and she won't let him visit aggy while Leah Knight is there.

You know.... because of all the blowjobs.

[texasstrong12 4668]

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's pretty obvious, guys.  Shepherd's girlfriend is at UT, and she won't let him visit aggy while Leah Knight is there.

You know.... because of all the blowjobs.

or the forced sex with goats of course. 

[Orange&White 5528]

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Our 995s have said the same thing. They won’t disclose the reason either 

Occam's Razor: None of them have a fucking clue so they are attempting to appear coy/vague/protective.

[texasstrong12 4668]

1-The 9.95ers could all be bullshitting. 

2-is aggy still recruiting Shepherd or is he just not allowed to visit A&M? 

If it's both I think it's some type of recruiting violation and aggy is likely waiting for clearance from the NCAA. Completely different circumstances but something similar happened last cycle with an Ohio State recruit (Micah Parsons). There were recruiting violations, they self-reported, and pretty much stopped recruiting Parsons because of said violations. 

Edited July 27, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Longhornfrenzy 5720]

Trouble in paradise

[You don't know me 1161]

11 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

POWER MOVES!
MEEMAWS GUT!
BOOK IT!

Meemaw's gut and ovaries on the table.  Good Lord.

[You don't know me 1161]

1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Trouble in paradise

That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it.  They're going to do well.

[rickyspub 801]

9 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it.  They're going to do well.

Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

27 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.

Vanilla, mint chocolate chip, or cookies n cream?

[Chopper 17235]

That @6FigsHandler is quite the bitch, eh? I look forward to laughing at more of their sites' new content. 

[Katfid54 8633]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

That @6FigsHandler is quite the bitch, eh? I look forward to laughing at more of their sites' new content. 

Funny that he reflexively bitches at his customers in the same whiny, deflecting way he responds to posts on here.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Haaaaaaaannnnnddllerrrrrrr

come out and plaaaaaaayyyyyaaayyyyyy

not really, just wanted to use the line. 

[kilroydos 267]

So "Trainer" is what we have to call the street agents now, right?  That's the kayfabe these days?

And "Transportation Issue" means that my "Trainer" got paid to not let me make the trip, yes?

I feel so behind the times.

[Tex Pete 20354]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are they “media” or not?  Keeping the dirty laundry secret isn’t the kind of thing media does. It’s what boosters do. 

They’re boosters, just like texags. 

[Machinator 32099]

From Frenzy:

Quote

Hamm: Coach Terry Price will be there smoking meats.

Hamm: Hope Leah Knight will show up.

Hamm: I have never witnessed a group of committed recruits that are putting the pool party together.
It speaks well of the power of the aggy coaching staff

[Tex Pete 20354]

Wait. The recruits are putting the event together, but Coach Klump is smoking the meats?

Sounds like a school-sponsored event to me. 

[SydneyCarton 48106]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Wait. The recruits are putting the event together, but Coach Klump is smoking the meats?

Sounds like a school-sponsored event to me. 

This was my thought as well. And Hamm literally saying it's the power of the coaching staff. 

[Katfid54 8633]

[Hookem2147 21279]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From Frenzy:

You can say whatever you want when only 40 people are listening. I wonder how many are family members.

[You don't know me 1161]

21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

You can say whatever you want when only 40 people are listening. I wonder how many are family members.

<I'm not a marketing major> What a shitty placed/sized graphic.  Meathead and Hammster are covering the other 98% of it.

[Machinator 32099]

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Hamm: Coach Tom Herman texted FW King while he has visiting aggy coaches yesterday and wanted to know "hey man, are we still cool"

other Texas coaches were doing same thing

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From Frenzy:

Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy.

[Machinator 32099]

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Hamm: If signing day was tomorrow Hornsby will be an aggy.
"I guarantee it"
Hornsby has a lot of pro-aggy people in his ear.

[Radical Larry 28616]

He’s so full of shit.

[texifornia 56961]

7 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy.

Ice cold

[SydneyCarton 48106]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ice cold

That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1610]

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Wearing his aggy ring where his wedding ring should be.  I guess the impish fuck really is married to aggy culture.  

Or maybe he's just lonely.  At least he has 47 people to keep him company.

Goddamit @Ghost of Stevie Ray  beat me to it.

Edited July 27, 2018 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[I Plead Da Fif 272]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Next topic on the live show, "How to clean Meemaw's ovaries off the table"

[Newy25 7668]

That set is so fucking low rent looking you could tell me that is a skit from the Weird Al movie UHF and I would believe you. 

[I Plead Da Fif 272]

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Also, am I seeing that correctly across the bottom:

Quote

JIMBO TRACKER: We have just gotten word that Jimbo is throwing a kegger with Jello wrestling on the farm with sheep and other various promiscuous farm animals

FIFY Hammy

[Goodman 3273]

23 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Ummmm, might be time to switch that ring to the other hand there hammy.

He cant, one of the recruiting personalities he plays is the Good Husband, aggie helped mold...

[DaysOff 7951]

The elementary school morning announcements the 5th graders do on closed circuit tv have five times the viewership.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. 

Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. 

Edited July 27, 2018 by BigHorn'13

[texifornia 56961]

It's like a latter-day Woodward and Bernstein over there
 

Spoiler

 

 

[Radical Larry 28616]

Request to delete Facebook page then?

[mr. sunshine 2827]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's like a latter-day Woodward and Bernstein over there
 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

Watergate, waterheaded, close enough 

[Butch Had Not 2971]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. 

What does cheryl tell the kids? Does aggy get joint custody?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

The elementary school morning announcements the 5th graders do on closed circuit tv have five times the viewership.

And ten times the significance.

[SimkinsMan 4387]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

And ten times the significance.

You're not kidding. Finding out it was pizza day in 2nd grade was no joke.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

The school announcements have a captive audience. 

But I’d bet the old scrolling tv guide channel and the public access channel that posted the weekly school lunch menu have more viewership. 

Edited July 28, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

If that’s Jimbo’s plate, it needs more bread.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

It is incredible how bad they are. 

[Machinator 32099]

[texifornia 56961]

CSPD must have been stoked.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

CSPD must have been stoked.

Were they not invited to the bbq this time?

[Quasimofo 406]

Maybe Jimbo Shrimp can get Jameis to come show them how to eat a W at the next bbq and rodeo

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

11 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Looks dry as fuck. 

[williemackgarza 1826]