6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Auto Driller 2,506]

21 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Trouble in paradise

It must be in the aggy fan site DNA to have the mods treat their posters like children.

[GRHorn 105]

Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

20 hours ago, Machinator said:

Somebody get that kid a booster seat.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,829]

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[texifornia 57,080]

Ro Simon is Rodas Johnson's ride? Ok....

[Radical Larry 28,660]

Don’t be surprised to see Jeffrey Carter shut things down before he leaves town. We flattened his tire so he’d be stuck in this shit hole overnight.

[Chopper 17,244]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

Hammster actually works for meemaw  now (unpaid). But some twink aggy with family money made the dumb investment to build hammster a new site.

[Orange&White 5,528]

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

Just think to all of the negative trash he’s thrown a the Texas program and that feeling should pass quickly.

[Orange&White 5,528]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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How did Jimbo knock it out of the park on a non-sanctioned school event hosted and planned only by players.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

44 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

How did Jimbo knock it out of the park on a non-sanctioned school event hosted and planned only by players.

Seems not the case. 

 

[SimkinsMan 4,418]

That's a fresh setup in the parking lot. The parking lot is lit, yo!

[Radical Larry 28,660]

Holy shit. They actually held it at an apartment complex parking lot.

 

What’s next? Behind a flea market in Bryan?

 

[HtownHorn 14,763]

Isn't Peveto the LB coach? I know they are extremely shorthanded at the LB, but moving a 5 star RB seems a little bit like reaching.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

That is just sad on so many levels. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

Interesting that they let freshman players live off campus. I figured most programs would want first year freshmen in the dorms together so they could acclimate to college life.  Maybe I’m way off base. 

[Scholz 11,956]

God that town sucks

[williemackgarza 1,826]

God that shithole sucks

FIFY


and thats a troll pick under a covered spot/ carport in a run down parking lot right? Gotta be. Or just more POWER MOVES!?

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

[TXs 226]

2 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Seems not the case. 

 

[Machinator 32,099]

[thepop 4,409]

I'm disappointed Matt Bonner decided to become an aggy fan after retiring from the league.

[markstanco 12,586]

Damn I had stopped checking this thread.  6figs got divorced and has his own shitty site?  I almost feel bad for him.  

[Leanderman 2,276]

So hard to have glory holes in a car port...............advantage aggies

[Gil Bang 26,000]

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

God that town sucks

Unpossible.  Dillopad lives there.  It's lit, 100, on fire and whatnot. 

[Goodman 3,273]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Interesting that they let freshman players live off campus. I figured most programs would want first year freshmen in the dorms together so they could acclimate to college life.  Maybe I’m way off base. 

That's part of aggie selling to recruits, they never have to go to class if they agree to taking the right classes. They can do everything remote with tutors, as long as they keep their dick in their pants.

[Sejjr 3,246]

Absolutely knocked that shit OUT OF THE PARK!!

[RomaVicta 29,986]

He should have kept it in the park and off the asphalt.

For real fun, the recruits got to watch neighbor test his new boat motor in a barrel of water. And the cops showed up to break up some family violence. Lit!

[williemackgarza 1,826]

So did they have memaws rodeo with contests like muton bustin???

[Quasimofo 406]

Ahh apartment living...

[Leanderman 2,276]

For real fun, the recruits got to watch me with your mom

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

12 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

For real fun, the recruits got to watch me with your mom

30 seconds they’ll never forget.

[Vertigo 20,311]

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

30 seconds they’ll never forget.

Wow, he's gotten better. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[Machinator 32,099]

[Chopper 17,244]

I presume that disgusting finger the old hag is showing off was just giving old man brew a prostate exam?

[Machinator 32,099]

[BayouBill 835]

FUUUUUUCK!!!!! SHE'S INSANE!!!

[Radical Larry 28,660]

We’re not worried. We’re laughing at you.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,024]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I'm not that emotionally invested in recruiting that I cry if aggy finishes ahead of us. I will probably just watch this instead:

 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

The only thing "sawed off" in the Station is Jimbo Fisher.  That sawed off little squirt will be threatening to fight saber rattling corps turds as soon as the Clemson fiasco is over.   This is going to be a fun season.   

[RabidM 2,668]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

It's funny they think we're worried.  That's something they can check on. These forums are free. But instead of checking, they would prefer to just tell themselves something comforting instead. If enough of them repeat it, maybe it will be true.

Edited July 29, 2018 by RabidM

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

What am I supposed to be upset about? A BBQ event? 

And literally the only time I ever think about Jimbo is when I visit this site and see funny pics of him looking uncomfortable around the weirdos he now works for. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Me worry? Well, actually, yes. The greater the aggy disappointment, the worse the service in local restaurants gets. I'm going to have to wait an extra five minutes for my food every time I go out this fall.

[Scholz 11,956]

This season is going to be fun.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Ah yes, "next year is our year"

aggy moto since 1939.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

28 minutes ago, RabidM said:

If enough of them repeat it, maybe it will be true.

This is how Texags is a successful company. Liucci can say anything and their groupthink will find a way to confirm it's truth. It's actually amazing to watch. 

 

Edited July 29, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Leanderman 2,276]

Poor Karen, wait till discovers half of the gomers in colley station have been humping her beloved dog Norman.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

5 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

What am I supposed to be upset about? A BBQ event? 

And literally the only time I ever think about Jimbo is when I visit this site and see funny pics of him looking uncomfortable around the weirdos he now works for. 

I mean...The Nutty Professor himself, showed up to their carport BBQ.  Maybe they think we're upset that celebrities don't come our recruiting events?

[Leanderman 2,276]

I guess Karen putting her ovaries on the table next to the BBQ spread didn't work out like she planned?

[Tex Pete 20,433]

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I guess Karen putting her ovaries on the table next to the BBQ spread didn't work out like she planned?

What, you mean those weren’t deviled eggs?!