6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Longhornfrenzy 5,709]

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

[Dondrysdale1 363]

He gets 💰 to watch Clemson run them out of their own stadium. Can you blame him?

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

Why wouldn't he visit? Gets some cash to buy his UT gear. 

 

[Deej 76,759]

I'd be crying, too, if Hamm was my dad.

[SizzleChest 8,283]

28 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

Zach Evans will witness his first colonoscopy sans anesthetic and lube.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

29 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Hamm reporting Zach Evans will visit aggy for the Clemson game

He better pack his mud boots. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

6 hours ago, po elvis said:

This is Frantastic! Would one of you internet gurus or millenials please fix this pic? I think I see Hammster, Jizzbo Baggins, Memaw and Johnny Cocaine!  Maybe even Chinpubes.  C'mon Surly...do your thing.

[crash_davis 23,107]

2 hours ago, Hornsfan91 said:

If Hamm’s son becomes a good prospect I would laugh my ass off if he signs with Texas. 

texas doesn't recruit midgets.

[Vertigo 20,276]

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

texas doesn't recruit midgets.

What do you think we shoot out of the cannon when we score?

[UDontKnow 10,444]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He better pack his mud boots. 

They better be tall boots, cuz that hole gonna be deep.

[Scholz 11,943]

43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

texas doesn't recruit midgets.

Especially crying ones.

[Digdogger 1,344]

Nm 

Edited August 23, 2018 by Digdogger
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[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

54 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Nm 

I'm sure you could find some space in your basement for several midgets wearing lederhosen.

[Sejjr 3,246]

[williemackgarza 1,826]

O gah damn! Nice

[Victor Lazlo 1,776]

18 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Oh my fuck. Just glorious.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Incredible. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

That. Is. Outstanding!

 

The Lollypop Guild welcomes you to Aggyland.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Perfect height for crawling under rest room doors.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

[Ifiwaspresident 57]

Someone get that to LHF stat.

[rungeflash 322]

That’s an instant classic. What’s really hilarious is how perfectly proportionate those faces match up with the bodies......welcome home

 

[Vertigo 20,276]

8 hours ago, Sejjr said:

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

8 hours ago, Sejjr said:

[SilasCoade 2,622]

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

awesome. Who is back left and back middle?

[Viper 12,109]

4 minutes ago, Llogg said:

awesome. Who is back left and back middle?

You don't recognize Brewster and Elko? Stupid sip

[EastTexan 662]

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

New #1 on top ten list.

 Well done.

[EastTexan 662]

1 hour ago, rungeflash said:

That’s an instant classic. What’s really hilarious is how perfectly proportionate those faces match up with the bodies......welcome home

 

Yes. If someone (other than surly) saw this, they would wonder "how in the hell did someone get these aggys to be photographed in these costumes".

[Telegraph_it 3,357]

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Karen will be in her bunk. 

[Vertigo 20,276]

5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Karen will be in her bunk. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

Get Karen in the picture with two more dwarfs and you have a Disney classic

[Bevo14 8,304]

14 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Get Karen in the picture with two more dwarfs and you have a Disney classic

Jameis and their goofy looking DL coach

[rickyspub 801]

11 hours ago, Sejjr said:

So who were the other guys around Jimbo before you shopped in the aggy elite?

[Sejjr 3,246]

2 hours ago, Llogg said:

awesome. Who is back left and back middle?

L to R: Timmy Brewdawg, Toilet Smurf, Bradley "3Figs" Peveto, Jimbo Baggins, Chin Pubes.

[BigSwingingD 719]

13 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Excellent! I hear "SEC SEC SEC" in their little tiny munchkin voices.

 

Hamm actually gained some height.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Weeeeeeeee wish to welcome you to SEC

[C-Man 27,218]

16 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Hammpa lammpa dammpety doo
I've got the perfect "scoop" for you
Hammpa lammpa dammpety dam
If you are wise you'll listen to Hamm

What do you get when you jizz out Tweets
Tweeting as much as Peter North skeets
Most of it, though, is complete bullshat
What do you think will come of that
Karen Key Largo is one crazy-ass twat

[Deej 76,759]

Just needs to pink dick going in and out of Liucci's mouth.

[Hookem2147 21,210]

Hard to take any “reporter” seriously when his profile picture is him and the head coach of the team he “covers”

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Big time scoop to report that you expect 5-8 transfers from a college football program. 

 

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Big time scoop to report that you expect 5-8 transfers from a college football program. 

 

He’s determined to blow the lid off the big stories that traditional (sip) media has long overlooked. Next up: naps. Why do babies and old people get the afternoon off? Fucking slackers

[Leanderman 2,275]

I never knew dumbo played baseball?

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[UncleBuck 6,453]

10 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hard to take any “reporter” seriously when his profile picture is him and the head coach of the team he “covers”

what a moron/oon

[Neonmoon 38,129]

No shit there will be one or two more. That’s not a fucking secret. Jesus. I can think of three off the top of my head who have already been recruited over. 

What a fucking idiot. 

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Speaking of guys being recruited over, does a situation in which toneil leaves hurt with footwork king which in turn hurts with a guy like Sheppard and then Demas?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

No shit there will be one or two more. That’s not a fucking secret. Jesus. I can think of three off the top of my head who have already been recruited over. 

What a fucking idiot. 

Well, to be fair, he's not fucking any more. At least, not another person.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

On 8/22/2018 at 12:59 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

yes I'm sure it's been posted before but as fucked up as it sounds reading it the video is even more disturbing,  and to make it even more classic Hammster, he was taking a trip to watch none other than Joseph Ossai whom you may or not be aware is now a Longhorn. and Hammster is proud enough of it to have not deleted it some 11 months and a divorce later 

 

 

 

Kids crying because he’s afraid of the “Uncle” he never knew about that keeps visiting mom when Dada is away.

[Wishbone 4,759]

On 8/23/2018 at 12:14 AM, Sejjr said:

Just saw this! Outstanding! If Kyler was still there, he could’ve been included as is.

[texifornia 56,929]

48 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Speaking of guys being recruited over, does a situation in which toneil leaves hurt with footwork king which in turn hurts with a guy like Sheppard and then Demas?

FWK has been unsubtly subtweeting Carter. I think he's as fed up with his brother's bullshit as we are.