6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Johnny Sack 8397]

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

[Wishbone 4766]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

His train went off the rails a while back. But the fabulous aggy network keeps propping him up. After all, he is the “best in the business”.

[Vertigo 20304]

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Even calling him a publisher of yellow journalism would be giving him too much credit.

He is a publisher of yellow stained jock homerism. There is nothing journalistic about what he does.

Edited August 29, 2018 by Vertigo

[Get ln My Van 927]

7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Would that include his mother getting raped by a homeless person with AIDs?

Yes

[markstanco 12586]

His train went off the rails a while back. But the fabulous aggy network keeps propping him up. After all, he is the “best in the business”.

He got blackballed from his own school so yea, JS is right here.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

Was the name change Daniel Joseph Wilson?

[Carl Spackler 3488]

23 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Even calling him a publisher of yellow journalism would be giving him too much credit.

That's an insult to yellow journalists everywhere.  [no racist]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

That's an insult to yellow journalists everywhere.  [no racist]

[Leanderman 2276]

His dream job 

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[C-Man 27248]

I need a 6figs fix, dammit. Nothing since Friday morning?

[EastTexan 662]

36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I need a 6figs fix, dammit. Nothing since Friday morning?

Yea. Need a good laugh.

[golfclap 6903]

6-figs feelin' it... 

 

 

[Tree Fidy 1174]

6-figs feelin' it... 
 
 

WTF does that hash tag mean? Oh, and I hope Dabo doesn’t hold back and they go in deep and dry on those fucking weirdos.


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[NorLa Horns 1458]

His dream job 

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And the result

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[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

15 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

WTF does that hash tag mean? Oh, and I hope Dabo doesn’t hold back and they go in deep and dry on those fucking weirdos.


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If I'm reading it correctly Hamm is working up some kind of "sex act with toe mags". Very strange, but not surprising.

[Chopper 17243]

3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

If I'm reading it correctly Hamm is working up some kind of "sex act with toe mags". Very strange, but not surprising.

I believe there was a typo and he meant "toe tags" as in sex with a cadaver. Apparently that's what gets taylor hamm off.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

I believe there was a typo and he meant "toe tags" as in sex with a cadaver. Apparently that's what gets taylor hamm off.

He's the kind of guy who gives necrophilia a bad name.

[Pato del Muerto 52557]

3 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

He's the kind of guy who gives necrophilia a bad name.

The only sex partners he won’t let down

[campcrunk 2503]

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only sex partners he won’t let down

Did you ever hear the one about the necrophiliac who was in love?

Everything was fine until the rotten cunt split on him.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only sex partners he won’t let down

Or tell him "hell no".

[C-Man 27248]

Has Hamm started pounding Michelob Ultras at Northgate yet?

[williemackgarza 1826]

Hamm, where for art thou hamm?

[Wishbone 4766]

On 9/5/2018 at 8:14 PM, golfclap said:

6-figs feelin' it... 

 

 

“Mt. Aggie and Ol’Rock”. Jeezus. I’m going to defer the tee box for our much more talented photo shop/gif wizards on this.

[Elmer_Fudd 22312]

Hamm has had Footwork King on his show recently.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

On 8/29/2018 at 12:32 PM, Orange&White said:

Would that include his mother getting raped by a homeless person with AIDs?

Is it still rape if she paid $9.95 for it?

[Leanderman 2276]

"Hamm has had Footwork King on his show recently. "

 

When are they gonna nail this clown as a booster?

[Dennis Taylor 18851]

On 9/7/2018 at 4:31 PM, C-Man said:

Has Hamm started pounding Michelob Ultras at Northgate yet?

the lightweight of our group was dubbed "Two-beer Charlie" by one of the guys' dad who spotted him passed out in the bushes in high school. There's no way in hell Hammster can handle more than 3 beers, even Ultras   

[williemackgarza 1826]

Whats this scrotum saying tonight?
Demas was in the house

[texifornia 57056]

6 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Whats this scrotum saying tonight?
Demas was in the house

Both North Forest kids seem like 100% recruit til NSD dudes. It's frustrating with Shepard but fun with Demas.

[texifornia 57056]

Holy shit he got fired again

[TexasFan21 1275]

Hamm got fired, again. 

 

Tex beat me to it. 

Edited September 17, 2018 by TexasFan21

[RabidM 2668]

Why do bad things always happen to ... well... maybe there is such a thing as karma.   But who the fuck is going to entertain us now?

[SizzleChest 8284]

Watching a dude like him death spiral right before our eyes is not only fun, it's cool.

[Tony Two K 600]

On 8/29/2018 at 3:57 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

Well, that didn’t take long.

[Laxtonto 12090]

On 8/29/2018 at 3:57 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He’s a train wreck and will fuck up. 

Damn... what are tonights lotto numbers?

[DaysOff 7967]

How you get fired on your day off from your own company?

[Longhornfrenzy 5807]

I was told he is trying to get a job with a new media group called "the athletic"

 

theathletic.com

[Scholz 11955]

[Goodman 3273]

Just now, Longhornfrenzy said:

I was told he is trying to get a job with a new media group called "the athletic"

 

theathletic.com

If Stew hires him I will cancel my sub. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10346]

Now I want to know what he did. Worded in such a way that implies "information came to light and we no longer can associate with"

[RabidM 2668]

Just now, Goodman said:

If Stew hires him I will cancel my sub. 

Or you can provide us with all of the funny things Hamm says and does...

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I was told he is trying to get a job with a new media group called "the athletic"

 

theathletic.com

The Athletic is some of the best journalism in sports right now.

No fucking way they hire him... right?

[TexasFan21 1275]

No way he gets hired on at The Athletic. I will say he does have a cult of Aggy followers and they could see that as guaranteed revenue. 

[texifornia 57056]

[Goodman 3273]

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or you can provide us with all of the funny things Hamm says and does...

Nope. Someone will though and I'll be here for the laughs with you.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

The Athletic is really good and has great writers, so would make zero sense hiring Hamm. 

 

But him getting fired from his own site is pretty incredible 

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The Athletic is some of the best journalism in sports right now.

No fucking way they hire him... right?

the athletic is hiring actual sports journalists.  there's no way the bathroom stalker gets a job there

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

No way he gets hired on at The Athletic. I will say he does have a cult of Aggy followers and they could see that as guaranteed revenue. 

Yeah, there's no way that's happening.  He's too big of a homer to be objective enough to write for the athletic.  He'd only fuck up their brand.

[Katfid54 8635]

Hamm provided a recruit with impermissible benefits, so the O98 cut him loose because they want to make sure they can have press access/etc. to the program?

I mean... this is obviously what happened, right?  Didn't someone say that Hamm interviewed the Footwork King just last week?

[Handcruser 2805]

Hamm:
Subscribe to 247. I'm the best.
I got fired. Lets do facebook.
Started something else. Follow the best in the biz over there.
Wait...come back to Facebook. Got fired.

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