6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[closetojumping 62746]

I am not saying Evans won't wind up at the same spot as Hornsby and Demas, but I don't think he really gives a shit, either. That's clickpumping pabulum for the masses from a toilet smurf that knows his audience. 

[golfclap 6903]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I am not saying Evans won't wind up at the same spot as Hornsby and Demas, but I don't think he really gives a shit, either. That's clickpumping pabulum for the masses from a toilet smurf that knows his audience. 

No shit. Hornsby doesn't give a squirt of piss about any of those guys. Demas and Shepherd are the 2 that are MOST likely to play together of any of that group and they are committed to different schools FFS. 

9.95ers doling out those package deal rumors -- ambrosia to the masses ... 

[williemackgarza 1826]

No shit. Hornsby doesn't give a squirt of piss about any of those guys. Demas and Shepherd are the 2 that are MOST likely to play together of any of that group and they are committed to different schools FFS. 
9.95ers doling out those package deal rumors -- ambrosia to the masses ... 

Hamms building another monster

[Sejjr 3246]

Hamm already built Facebook into a monster. What's next?

[tejas60 3533]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

you people are fucked up. Hamm has A-Rod on his subscription. stoopid sips.

[Treefidy 1468]

So he has a "live" thing going with 3 people, and 2 of them are obviously socks?  

 

[Chopper 17238]

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

 You remember when all the elite instate talent wanted to follow 5* QB Grant Gunnell according to hamm?

Good memory. Didn't hamm say something along the lines of no recruit would ever have more impact drawing other top recruits to any program that Gunnell? 

[Chopper 17238]

dbl post

Edited September 25, 2018 by Chopper

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, Chopper said:

Good memory. Didn't hamm say something along the lines of no recruit would ever have more impact drawing other top recruits to any program that Gunnell? 

He most definitely did and referred to Gunnell as a "pied piper."

[Enchubben 5510]

“Gunnell effect”

[Wishbone 4762]

This guy is a fucking screaming idiot. Fuck his chuckle entertainment value. That shit was fun for a while, but this guy needs help. Which I hope he gets, ‘cause it isn’t coming from me. Does he not have any relatives to coordinate an intervention? Sick fuck.

Raedy to move on to the next idiot.

Edited September 26, 2018 by Wishbone

[Quasimofo 406]

But that's the best part! Everytime he gets fired or access pulled, and we think the party's over, he just doubles down. "Best in the business" isn't even IN the business.

[Wishbone 4762]

Except it feels like ground hog day at Ringling Bros. Schtick is old. Bring on next.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Wasnt jaime harvey the supposed longhorn fighting with hamm on twatter. Now Kevin jaime asking him aggy questions on facebook. Hmm coincidence?

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Really. Not a single aggy priority target will end up at Texas.

[markstanco 12577]

This guy has zero, ZERO credentials and is regurgitating what people who do have credentials say.

But he goes to football games on Friday night with some badge around his neck and records it with his iPhone with his aggy shirt on and says he is media.

I laugh at the people who pay him more than him. What a bunch of clueless dipshits.

[Bevo14 8331]

3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Hamm already built Facebook into a monster. What's next?

Sources tell me this is the logo for his next venture:

[Sejjr 3246]

3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Sources tell me this is the logo for his next venture:

This might work better:

[Scholz 11944]

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

40 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"Please don't decommit!!!:

[gyroprotagonist 2594]

seems legit

[Sejjr 3246]

Time for an update:

[IDIOTsavant 8496]

7 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

Somebody's gonna get fired....there's no way he was tall enough for that ride at the water park.

[Scholz 11944]

10 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

[Vertigo 20290]

2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

The microphone and press pass are incredible additions. Bravo

[Spaceman Spiff 402]

"But social media's a kind of media! It's right there in the name!" - Hamm pleads his case to get his credentials back when they get revoked.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

This guy is a fucking screaming idiot. Fuck his chuckle entertainment value. That shit was fun for a while, but this guy needs help. Which I hope he gets, ‘cause it isn’t coming from me. Does he not have any relatives to coordinate an intervention? Sick fuck.
Raedy to move on to the next idiot.

Relax bro. Do you really believe he is going to make it thru thus divorce without jail time? That fucktard couldnt’t make it thru a HS game without getting “fired”...again. I i know u r reading this Hamm...GET HELP!!!!

[Leanderman 2275]

Once he is banned from using the public access computer at the city library what is next means of getting the word out? Pony Express of Telegraph?

[UncleBuck 6454]

25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Once he is banned from using the public access computer at the city library what is next means of getting the word out? Pony Express of Telegraph?

carrier pigeon. 

[LW Goatman 1124]

19 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Time for an update:

Needs a timer that reads :30

[Longhornfrenzy 5722]

Hamm

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[Pato del Muerto 52522]

So their 19 class is wrapped up with silents, but hey dean is visiting. So either the dean visit is all for show, or they’ve got a trap door set just in case. 

[Sejjr 3246]

There is not a more despised human that pretends to cover recruiting in the state of Texas than Taylor Hamm, so his attempt to taking a moral high ground regarding the Shepard stuff is beyond comical. 

[PhillyD 1257]

High ground is important when you are Taylor Hamm.

[Not a Sock 2313]

Shepherds coach himself said that he was removed from the team how much more info could you ask a reporter to give?

[Scholz 11944]

Bathroom smurf’s little boy is extremely off-put by him.

[TexasToast 728]

1 hour ago, PhillyD said:

High ground is important when you are Taylor Hamm.

He's just fallen and can't get up.

[UDontKnow 10447]

Lol they ran out of time with Jaylen Waddle. Never stop being aggy.

[Leanderman 2275]

Bathroom smurf continues to polish that turd. What is even worse is the gomers continue to eat it up. 

[texifornia 56994]

 

[Machinator 32099]

57 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol they ran out of time with Jaylen Waddle. Never stop being aggy.

They definitely ran out of something.

[Newy25 7692]

So which is it? Are they finishing off this recruiting class on a high note with a bunch of surprises or is their class mostly finished? 

I love how two of his points completely contradict each other. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

They definitely ran out of something.

Brains, morals, ethics, aesthetically pleasing facial features, penile length ... all of the above?

[TrashMaster G 17559]

So I haven't wandered over here in a while, and apparently something big(ish) went down with "The Hamm"?  Can somebody give me a rundown?

[Orange&White 5528]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So I haven't wandered over here in a while, and apparently something big(ish) went down with "The Hamm"?  Can somebody give me a rundown?

Nothing ground breaking. He just got fired again.

[TrashMaster G 17559]

6 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Nothing ground breaking. He just got fired again.

[Chopper 17238]

I don't recall a specific instance but I sense that hamster has played this "recruits are pissed at the reporters who cover Texas" bit before.

[Pato del Muerto 52522]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I don't recall a specific instance but I sense that hamster has played this "recruits are pissed at the reporters who cover Texas" bit before.

A couple of trainers seemingly pointer fingers at him for recruiting, so he has to pull the look over there at that thing routine. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22279]

So Hamm recently had Demetric Warren on his show or whatever he does now.  Anyway, Hamm says Warren has some of the best insights and info when it comes to recruiting.  Warren has a flip pick in for Demas to Texas.  I'm wanting to know if this was discussed any with Hamm trying to refute Warren's pick.

[Machinator 32099]