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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

All of this is great and all, but what do we know about this saucy minx, Hannah?

She is a Texas girl who gives Hamm shit, immediate wife material. 

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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Maybe it's just me but how many of us feel the need to throw up the Hook Em on our wedding day? I know they are taking 100s of photos anyway and maybe then you do it,  but to put on social media then it just screams that your entire identity is about your school. 

He should have held a tile brush for cleaning pools.

 

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Hannah's picture is a trap... she's using a filter!

But back to the past couple of pages.  W T F !?

Seriously... its hard to understand why he would do that all that.  Disturbing really since he has a family.  

Posted
18 hours ago, Chooky said:

He's like 5'5. I bet that's the gist of his entire disposition. 

O/U on the number of Altuve jerseys hanging in Hamm's closet?

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Posted
47 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Only things holding back the Hamster in life are his appearance, his lack of talent, and his general personality.


But worse for him, somehow ... He's cracking up publicly.

Man ... how do you explain that to your boss, to your wife ...?  You're a salesman, and anytime a potential client types in the phrase Taylor Hamm they'll be led to a discussion of how batshit crazy you are. 

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If you are Jonesing for a Gunnell Effect 2023 update, he's a soon-to-be 24 year old backup QB at 0-8 Sam Houston St. Don't ever let anyone tell you Hammster doesn't have a special gift for recruiting.  That's [mention=2291]Helobious[/mention] level foresight

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Posted
8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He secretly owns and wears a Kyler Murray OU jersey

Probably the only man who is small enough to wear Kyler’s jersey as a sleep shirt. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Is Hamm married to Taylor Estes?

1) that pic is a Texas Superman who mocked Hamm into deleting his twitter account. Well, that and his obvious drunkenness. 
 

2) she’s way hotter than Taylor Estes sir, if for nothing other than the brain. 

Posted
22 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Maybe it's just me but how many of us feel the need to throw up the Hook Em on our wedding day? I know they are taking 100s of photos anyway and maybe then you do it,  but to put on social media then it just screams that your entire identity is about your school. 

He should have held a tile brush for cleaning pools.

 

My thought as well. It's even worse that he has those boys doing deeply Aggie shit. I feel like he gets the same thing out of associating with Aggies that A&M gets from the SEC association. They both feel elevated even though constant failure is their brand.

I think Hamm is a truly disturbed individual. He likely started out that way then public humiliation made it worse. I don't like facile psychology diagnoses, but I will venture to say that at least one of his pathologies is delusions of grandeur. It's an easy call.

I hope he doesn't wake up one night of a dark black mood. He's bound to have guns in the house. He seems like the type to think his wife and kids couldn't face life without him. He needs to get to a professional.

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Posted
32 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

My thought as well. It's even worse that he has those boys doing deeply Aggie shit.

One of those boys appears to be doing a Charlie's Angel pose. NTTIAWWT.

I'm sure dear old dad will provide a loving and accepting environment for L'il Hamm to flourish!

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On 10/25/2023 at 11:34 AM, Gucci_Suit said:

Has anyone actually met Hamm? What if he’s just AI or some bored comic like the Karl Welzein character from years ago? 

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

you pegged taylor hamm?   yuck

Posted
10 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.

I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.

IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.

Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."

He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?" 

The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.

The appearance.

The persona.

The character traits.

This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman. 

It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.

Remember in those days there was no internet.

But he became world famous too!

As one of America's most famous serial killers. 

I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.

Forty years later, I have some more advice:

Stay away from Taylor Hamm.

And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.

 

 

Tell us who the serial killer is. Fuck you for making someone ask. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Tell us who the serial killer is. Fuck you for making someone ask. 

Seriously, how do you you write that diatribe and end it with the serial killer's name? 

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