6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

For all the complainers this thread is about as far the fuck away from recruiting as you be can get. Don't give me some bullshit holier than thou argument when crap like this is going on here

Lol.  This entire board is just a bunch of gags 

[TKthunder2 4,988]

29 minutes ago, dad said:

I didn't keep up with this thread.. can someone explain how/when you learned she left him and how he was allegedly pushed out of the thing he started?

Go back to like page 16 and read till 30 or so...it’s worth it.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lol.  This entire board is just a bunch of gags 

The gags usually team up. 

Edited October 6, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[Hanrahan 1,306]

 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

50 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

 

This.

[dad 557]

58 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Go back to like page 16 and read till 30 or so...it’s worth it.

Holy shit what a whirlwind!

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The most glorious thing in the world would be for Hamm to go to defcon nuclear option mode and go to the NCAA ----- or Tom Hermann ----- regarding the things he knows about Jimbo's recruiting "process."

This presumes he knows anything.

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

46 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

This presumes he knows anything.

He knows how to be a fucking idiot

[SomnambulantBrobdingnagian 8]

On ‎10‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 9:18 PM, bizzle said:

best guess is he's in some sort of voluntary rehab by Q2 2019.

can you go to rehab over wine cooler addiction?

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

15 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Nasty old skank needs to stay away from Texas commits and their parents.

Let's get her in a cage match with mUTha hustla. I'd order the PPV.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

10 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He knows how to be a fucking idiot

Best in the business.

[Radical Larry 28,582]

Best in the jizzness

[williemackgarza 1,826]

In for nekkid pics of the ex

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

13 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

This presumes he knows anything.

He's no Jon Snow.

[TheBryMan81 2,509]

20 hours ago, texifornia said:

What the fuck, Karen?

"I just talked to his Dad" = "I saw his parents Twitter replies to mUThahustla and I'm gonna claim I spoke to him"

[satyanash 14,481]

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Recruits go to schools for 1.5 big losses. Not wins. Duh.

[Goodman 3,273]

I hope aggy plays ou in some shitty bowl.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff
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I guess this moron forgot aggys single win over bama. They lived off that shit for years.

Moron

[campcrunk 2,448]

Hamm's mom wrote an article under a nom de plume (for any aggy and/or Sooners here, that's a made up name people use when they write something). 

https://voices.clickhole.com/every-parent-wants-to-see-their-child-do-well-but-i-d-1825124276

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Poor fucking smurf. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

If I look back at their schedule, they haven't beaten one ranked team this year.

They didn't beat a ranked team last year. In fact, I think their last one was October 8, 2016, basically two years ago. I don't know if the rankings are updated after or not or whatever, but that's pretty pathetic.

Texas has 3 this year.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/team/schedule/_/id/245/season/2017

http://www.espn.com/college-football/team/schedule/_/id/245/season/2018

 

[Texasborn91 935]

22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

They go to schools that don’t win any big games? I’m confused? What is Aggies last actual big win? Manziel vs Bama? 

[Wishbone 4,759]

OU Sucks would’ve put up 100 on the gomers.

[UDontKnow 10,444]

Oops. Wrong thread. Fuck the jealous Toilet Smurf.

Edited October 6, 2018 by UDontKnow

[Kenny Powers 45]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

OU Sucks would’ve put up 100 on the gomers.

Lol that's bout dead on wouldn't be glorious to watch an Aggy legacy torch those DB's for bout 600 and 8 TD's

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

Maybe not after 1 game Hamm, but they will after 4 wins in a row against USC-TCU-KState-OUsucks.

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

I’ll bet the ex Mrs. Hamm can’t even wait until sundown for today’s victory pounding 

[satyanash 14,481]

 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Someone is nice to him and he's still a fucking turd in response. What a loser. At this rate, he's going to lose all his Twitter followers too (several of them were getting on him for his meltdown on Thursday night).

I really hope Kentucky punches their dicks in tonight.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Recruits go to schools cause of 1 quality loss, stupid sip.
God hes a stupid mfer

[TKthunder2 4,988]

6 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Recruits go to schools cause of 2 quality losses , stupid sip.
God hes a stupid mfer

Fify 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Taylor Hamm uses a booster seat at aggy games 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Aggy hasn’t won a CONFERENCE title in 20 years. Holy fuck these clowns are delusional.

[satyanash 14,481]

Jesus Hamm, just let it go

 

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Jesus Hamm, just let it go

 

He's in full self destruct mode

[satyanash 14,481]

3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Aggy hasn’t won a CONFERENCE title in 20 years. Holy fuck these clowns are delusional.

Zero national titles, zero BCS/NY6 bowl wins, zero conference titles, zero division titles... A&M has accomplished precisely bupkes since the turn of the millenium.

[crash_davis 23,107]

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He's in full self destruct mode

dude seriously has psychological issues.  no wonder his life is such a fucking wreck.  poor ex wife and kids.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Lil fuck stick deserves all the terrible shit that comes his way, he’s brought it all on himself.
Wonder what he thinks at night when he knows new daddy is waxin dat ex ass?

[DeweyCox 366]

37 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Jesus Hamm, just let it go

 

Geez, what an unprofessional thing for Hamm to say, much less tweet. 

[Hanrahan 1,306]

What is he responding to?

[Tired of Lurking 637]

To Jeff Howe's tweet saying he enjoys working with Holland and Roach.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Hamm is desperate to devalue our win on Twitter. Entertaining stuff

 

Does he realize that we also covered the spread?  Ags are big on that this season for some unknown reason. 

[crash_davis 23,107]

do recruits go to a school who beat 3 ranked teams in 4 weeks?  i know it's not as good as losing to ranked teams and claiming moral victories.

[Texasborn91 935]

How professional is it to openly root against a team that’s not even in the team that you covers conference? Doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense to me. Maybe he is scurred Texas is going to be a monster again after Aggy held their dick in their hand for most of the last decade while we were down. He doesn’t want to go back to hunting down borderline 3*s all Over the state again. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

do recruits go to a school who beat 3 ranked teams in 4 weeks?  i know it's not as good as losing to ranked teams and claiming moral victories.

dude. those were statement losses

[crash_davis 23,107]

5 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

when, not if.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

While we're celebrating victories in the BDF Conference, they're celebrating their back-to-back-to-back 20XX national titles.  Advantage Aggy.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

17 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

Not if they cover the spread, then it's a quality loss in the SEC SEC SEC