6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[MonkeyDoughnut 10236]

57 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not if they cover the spread, then it's a quality loss in the SEC SEC SEC

That's going to be tough

[utfan87 408]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not if they cover the spread, then it's a quality loss in the SEC SEC SEC

They are favored to win though 

[SizzleChest 8284]

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

If Kentucky wins tonight, Hamm will melt down.

Too late.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12208]

12 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

They are favored to win though 

Cover the spread/ win, it's all the same to those rubes.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Aggy fucking sucks. So does Kentucky.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I can see it now: Texas A&M: the only $EC $EC $EC team to cover the spread in every game this season.

 

Hamm will now replace "Texas A&M, the premier SEC West Program in Texas" with "Texas A&M, the only SEC team to cover the spread in every game this season."

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

Man A&M about to get their first ranked win in 2 years. Over KENTUCKY at home! that's HUGE!

 

Hamm gonna say commits gonna take notice of this. BUT against OU at neutral site isn't a big deal

[UncleBuck 6454]

Evans probably thinks this is the best win he's ever seen on a football iron grid thing. "You can tell this team is an SEContender", probably


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[Radical Larry 28621]

Let's watch Hamm call this a big win and how it affects their recruiting. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Let's watch Hamm call this a big win and how it affects their recruiting. 

Clock. Work.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

" folks a win over a Kentucky team in the past was something to laugh at but stoops has a great team. This is was the Fisher effect brings last year we lose this game. My life may be in shambles but we are a playoff team next year. If not next year the year after that for sure." Taylor Hamm

[Get ln My Van 927]

“BIG TIME Win for Jimbo and company, on and off the field, as A&M dismantles the #13 team in college football. Recruits from all over the World were in town for this shellacking by your fightin ags. The early Heisman favorite Snell couldn’t Smell the end zone as he was held in absolute check all night by the Aggies stout SEC run defense. Kentucky’s QB Wilson looked dreadful thanks solely to Elko’s SEC defense and masterful gameplan. My SEC sources have told me to expect recruits to come banging down the door to join this class. In fact, don’t be surprised if we have to drop a few current commits to make room for more highly ranked recruits. The #1 class in the nation will stretch it’s lead in the very near future. Gig Em and SEC.”

-Hamm.

[texifornia 56972]

After Clemson: This moral victory has changed everything!

After OU: This actual victory doesn't mean anything don't worry

[williemackgarza 1826]

Shockwaves thru the cfb world! Jimbo pullin POWER MOVES! Top SEC West Texas school! Stopped the juggernaut snell dead in his heisman campaign tracks. Team fought tough pulled out an old fashioned sec slugfest.

[Texasborn91 935]

4 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Shockwaves thru the cfb world! Jimbo pullin POWER MOVES! Top SEC West Texas school! Stopped the juggernaut snell dead in his heisman campaign tracks. Team fought tough pulled out an old fashioned sec slugfest.

Emphasis on “slug” in slugfest. That was a sorry ass game. Kentucky might have the worst QB in Division 1 football. 

[Aggy h8tr 76]

Just in case you all thought his dispicable behavior was only isolated to the recruiting world. I can only imagine how he treated and talked to the mother of his children. 

https://ibb.co/bCmH69

Not sure if that worked.... 

 

Edited October 7, 2018 by Aggy h8tr
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[Dbeasy 15051]

[RadiologyHorn 133]

34 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

Just in case you all thought his dispicable behavior was only isolated to the recruiting world. I can only imagine how he treated and talked to the mother of his children. 

https://ibb.co/bCmH69

Not sure if that worked.... 

 

Sorry I’m lost.

 

a little background please?

[Fug 541]

3 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Sorry I’m lost.

 

a little background please?

She’s probably referencing the events that took place on Thursday night.

[RadiologyHorn 133]

5 minutes ago, Fug said:

She’s probably referencing the events that took place on Thursday night.

Sorry I can’t keep up, what was Thursday?

[Fug 541]

4 minutes ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Sorry I can’t keep up, what was Thursday?

Hamm got into it with Texas 247 reporters, might have been at a game. Ended up using anti gay slurs at them on his FB page. He’s can’t stop spiraling.

[Handcruser 2805]

I think "confirmed" is In reference to supreme court

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Hamm, what’s Texas ranked?
....and aggy, what are the ranked now?

[Viper 12109]

4 hours ago, Fug said:

She’s probably referencing the events that took place on Thursday night.

Probably but he's trying to claim it's all because she's liberal and was upset he posted something pro kavanaugh. And then he called her out publicly, put her name on blast and shared her private text messages with everyone. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

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[Atticus 3973]

Their compensation package must be pretty fucking outstanding if it's getting people to commit so quickly.

[Fug 541]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Probably but he's trying to claim it's all because she's liberal and was upset he posted something pro kavanaugh. And then he called her out publicly, put her name on blast and shared her private text messages with everyone. 

Fuck the guy, I literally do not give a fuck if he’s washing my windshield at the corner of 35 and Caesar Chavez in 3 months. He’s literally the example of idiotic narcissism and pride ruining your life. I wish him the worst.

Edited October 7, 2018 by Fug

[Elmer_Fudd 22224]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Lulz Evans brother just shot this report down.

[DeAngelloBeige 198]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Evans brother just shot this report down.

Post it

[Enchubben 5510]

If they were to land Evans now I would call shenanigans. It would not shock me if Aggy were to land him a year from now if he’s close with Hornsby and Demas since they are already paid for.

but landing him this far out indicates SEC style recruiting which will not play out well for other major programs boosters and admin.

[oh_snap 694]

Lulz Evans brother just shot this report down.

Bargaining ploy.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

He spoke to a 'source'. EJ said he spent a good chunk of Thursday with the Evans' (which hasn't been refuted) and says Evans is a long game type of commitment. Hamm keeps lying, he's going burn all the bridges with the recruits, too. Idiot.

[KYHorn 17067]

3 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

He spoke to a 'source'. EJ said he spent a good chunk of Thursday with the Evans' (which hasn't been refuted) and says Evans is a long game type of commitment. Hamm keeps lying, he's going burn all the bridges with the recruits, too. Idiot.

He EJ or he Hamm?

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Their compensation package must be pretty fucking outstanding if it's getting people to commit so quickly.

These very early 5 stars are like loss leaders. You pay big early and other guys see who you’ve got and want to be teammates, and they are had cheaper. 

[Viper 12109]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

Fuck the guy, I literally do not give a fuck if he’s washing my windshield at the corner of 35 and Caesar Chavez in 3 months. He’s literally the example of idiotic narcissism and pride ruining your life. I wish him the worst.

I hope you crash your momma's car
I hope you pass out in some bar
I hope you catch some kinda flu
Let's say I wish the worst for you

[Tired of Lurking 637]

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

He EJ or he Hamm?

Sorry, wasn't clear. Was comparing the two and their opposite reports of Evans. Holland spent Thursday with them, per the update on Saturday. He said Evans makes bland comments about schools on purpose, and that he's nowhere near a decision (but we are up there). Thinks people are freaking out too much about his lack of enthusiasm about Texas.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

If Evans commits to Aggy soon, then we'll know that Aggy is dumping out significantly more $$$ than any program in NCAA history. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

His brother: 

 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Best in the business.

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

Also EJ had the following note on Evans: 

"There is a FaceBook post floating around that Evans could commit to A&M soon. Here is what his brother had to say about it: "Zach is not committing until 2020." I'll have more on Zach tomorrow in The Stampede. But just wanted to cover this before anyone posted about it. I wouldn't read too much into FaceBook."

Then in the comments: "He's just a FaceBook poster. No difference from any members of this board."

Lmao. I hope everyone starts referring to Hamm reports as facebook posts, since that's what they are. 

Edited October 7, 2018 by Bodacious Bevo

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

 

[sdm 847]

Toilet Smurf left the word pussy put of his suggestion.

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

FWK a member of Hamm's Facebook groupies

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

Yeah, just wait. 

[RadiologyHorn 133]

Don’t want to lose Javonne.

We need OL help right now.

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

Don’t want to lose Javonne.
We need OL help right now.

Shepherd isn’t going to be a help anytime soon - he’s a project.

If you’re looking for immediate help - a grad transfer is much more likely to be of assistance.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10236]

7 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Don’t want to lose Javonne.

We need OL help right now.

Watch his Senior film, you might not be as concerned. He might help but will definitely be a while

[closetojumping 62733]

I had a lot of fun mocking Chasen Hinds exploding to over 350 during the last cycle. It would be hypocritical to look at Javonne Shepherd’s explosion and think it is no big deal. Dude has a long, long way to go before he’s benefitting any roster. 

[markstanco 12577]

On 10/6/2018 at 3:14 PM, Goodman said:

I hope aggy plays ou in some shitty bowl.

Their daddy would never let that happen.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I had a lot of fun mocking Chasen Hinds exploding to over 350 during the last cycle. It would be hypocritical to look at Javonne Shepherd’s explosion and think it is no big deal. Dude has a long, long way to go before he’s benefitting any roster. 

Googled Shepherd's name and randomly stumbled across this picture of him (second from right) from June 2017 on the scat board:

He's had quite the transformation over the past year.