6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

Hamm

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Ha, Hamm's annoying Shepherd now.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Feels like Hamm and holland are just reading each other’s updates and then writing something to discredit it. EJs serve. 

[Deej 76756]

Can't wait for this Friday night and the adventures of drunken Hamm at whatever high school game he's hanging out at the urinals.

Edited October 10, 2018 by Deej

[markstanco 12573]

Last week it was Thursday night so don’t forget to check in.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Lol Hamm has an entire recruiting service dedicating to stalking Javonne Shepherd.

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Can't wait for thid Friday night and the adventures of drunken Hamm at whatever high school game he's hanging out at the urinals.

Cosmos with Chip Brown or mixing Starbucks Dragonfruit and Malibu? 

Edited October 10, 2018 by billfromlaketravis

[Radical Larry 28566]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Cosmos or mixing Starbucks Dragonfruit and Malibu? 

He's gonna get white girl wasted on Appletinis 

Edited October 10, 2018 by Radical Larry

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Appletinis 

Hamm stays in Spring, he's almost certainly hitting a Cheddar's. 

[oh_snap 694]

Feels like Hamm and holland are just reading each other’s updates and then writing something to discredit it. EJs serve. 

Why is EJ engaging with a Facebook fanboy? Joke is on EJ in that case. A 995er making fun of him only legitimizes him.... which is exactly what he’s seeking.

Now surly and lhf (best twitter follow in the game) should continue to ridicule as he falls into oblivion.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Imagine being a grown up and hanging out around high schools and gossiping about the football players for a living.

[Get ln My Van 927]

I know, I know... define “grown” up.

[HtownHorn 14671]

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Imagine being a grown up and hanging out around high schools and gossiping about the football players for a living.

While creating socks on twitter to neg tweet trainers to make other schools look bad.

[victory88 5663]

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Imagine being a grown up and hanging out around high schools and gossiping about the football players for a living.

Does Hamm have any real life friends or even family that likes him?  Does anyone take him seriously?  When his fb page closes and he realizes he can’t monitoze jock sniffing, no one will hire him.  Googling his name provides years of information about his instability, racism, homophobia, and delusion.  The guy needs to change his name and move to another state at this point.

[texifornia 56869]

6 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Does Hamm have any real life friends or even family that likes him?  Does anyone take him seriously?  When his fb page closes and he realizes he can’t monitoze jock sniffing, no one will hire him.  Googling his name provides years of information about his instability, racism, homophobia, and delusion.  The guy needs to change his name and move to another state at this point.

He could move to Utah like DFigs. But he'd just move to Logan and start talking about the sleeping giant that is the USU Aggies and throwing slurs at UofU analysts.

You just can't fix stupid.

Edited October 10, 2018 by texifornia

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Cosmos with Chip Brown or mixing Starbucks Dragonfruit and Malibu? 

Definitely not pina coladas at Trader Vic's.

[UncleBuck 6453]

lhf (best twitter follow in the game)

Who that is?

[Sejjr 3246]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol Hamm has an entire recruiting service Facebook page dedicating to stalking Javonne Shepherd.

 

1 hour ago, Get ln My Van said:

Imagine being a grown up dwarf and hanging out around high school bathrooms and gossiping about the football players for a living  as a hobby.

FIFY

[markstanco 12573]

Hamm stays in Spring, he's almost certainly hitting a Cheddar's. 

What you did there......

[markstanco 12573]

Who that is?

Longhorn frenzy

[Katfid54 8620]

6 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Definitely not pina coladas at Trader Vic's.

Their hair is imperfect. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Can't wait for the hamster to go to his high school reunion. Telling folks he has a face book page for a living and hangs around bathrooms, hoping young boys will show up and talk to him.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

So, just thinking out loud here.

Isn’t it against ncca rules for a student athlete, in college and soon-to-be-enrolled in college, to benefit from his/her athlete status? If 5/4 star athletes receive rides from “trainers” or anyone else who is not a close relative, isn’t that a potential violation?

[Viper 12104]

possibly but reporting it to get sanctions on them would be a really shitty thing to do to a 17-18 year old kid.

Edited October 10, 2018 by Viper

[golfclap 6903]

25 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

So, just thinking out loud here.

Isn’t it against ncca rules for a student athlete, in college and soon-to-be-enrolled in college, to benefit from his/her athlete status? If 5/4 star athletes receive rides from “trainers” or anyone else who is not a close relative, isn’t that a potential violation?

define "close relative" -- define father figure or positive male role model, for instance. 

Not going to speak to all of the kids and their specific situations but there are A LOT of kids that get to visit schools like Texas because of these trainers or non-close relatives. A lot. Hell, there are A LOT of Longhorns who only got to visit UT because of these trainers and certainly would never be able to come multiple times and bond with their fellow classmates, etc ...  Not every family (including extended family) has a reliable car, expendable cash for gas, hotels, and food, or even the free time on the weekends. 

Not everything is a nefarious plot or NCAA violation and even if it was a violation we're talking about kids getting into good schools here, FFS. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

Hamm on a field trip at the Houston Zoo today with 1 of his kids & he decides to have a video recruiting chat.
How f'n sad is that?

[texifornia 56869]

Holy shit that's just goddamn tragic. He's actually broken.

[Richter 2257]

I predict he fights a giraffe this time.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Damn, Hamm is looking rough these days. I am guessing massive amounts of drinking. 

[EZ$ 2103]

Zoos are expensive. Did the ex-wife give him a little spending money??

[Scholz 11938]

9 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Damn, Hamm is looking rough these days. I am guessing massive amounts of drinking. 

Totally hungover in that photo

[Sejjr 3246]

How many Michelob Ultra's must he consume daily to attain that ruddy complexion and the whiskey nose?

[You don't know me 1161]

5 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

How many Michelob Ultra's must he consume daily to attain that ruddy complexion and the whiskey nose?

He's a little guy, so probably 0.25 beers.

[Aggy h8tr 76]

When is he going to realize that the stay at home dad attempt is a joke a he needs to get a real job to pay for the roof over his kids head instead of grandma doing it. If I was as successful as his wife I wouldn't put up with that lazy crap either. Be a man. 

I dont know this guy but it sure is easy to hate him.

[You don't know me 1161]

37 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Zoos are expensive. Did the ex-wife give him a little spending money??

Probably got in for free as a chaperone and brought a Lunchable.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Hope he's tall enough to enjoy their train.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

49 minutes ago, Richter said:

I predict he fights a giraffe this time.

Only if the giraffe comes up to him and starts talking about his wife. I would guess a porcupine, because they are located closer to the restrooms, and, well, one prick to another and such...

[Tex Pete 20339]

1 hour ago, Richter said:

I predict he fights a giraffe this time.

Is it a fight if he punches a giraffe in the ankle? Do giraffes kneel?

[golfclap 6903]

topical :: 

 

 

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Hope he gets raped by an ape.

[Katfid54 8620]

20 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

Only if the giraffe comes up to him and starts talking about his wife. I would guess a porcupine, because they are located closer to the restrooms, and, well, one prick to another and such...

That will almost certainly result in him calling the giraffe a fag, which, as well know, is not the preferred giraffe nomenclature.

[Butch Had Not 2969]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Is it a fight if he punches a giraffe in the ankle? Do giraffes kneel?

I was thinking he might throw his shit at the baboons.

[Vertigo 20276]

4 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I was thinking he might throw his shit at the baboons.

How does one throw a Facebook page?

[Tex Pete 20339]

9 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I was thinking he might throw his shit at the baboons.

The baboons should be careful. Never want to stoop to Hamm's level. He would beat them with experience.

[Beau Vine 54208]

13 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Imagine being a grown up and hanging out around high schools and gossiping about the football players for a living.

 

13 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

I know, I know... define “grown” up.

Also, define "living."

[HtownHorn 14671]

39 minutes ago, golfclap said:

topical :: 

 

 

 

Mike Leach is a national treasure. He needs to come back to the Big 12. go to the SEC West and make aggy his bitch again.

Edited October 10, 2018 by HtownHorn

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

That will almost certainly result in him calling the giraffe a fag, which, as well know, is not the preferred giraffe nomenclature.

you can't spell giraffe without F-A-G!

[demos 3002]

Dude seriously couldn’t stay off his Facebook page while he was with his kid at the zoo? What a twat.

[Scholz 11938]

3 minutes ago, demos said:

Dude seriously couldn’t stay off his Facebook page while he was with his kid at the zoo? What a terrible husband and father and man.

Fixed

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

 

Edited October 10, 2018 by Longhornfrenzy