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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Does this idiot not realize that if what he is saying is true, it's a clear violation of NIL rules, of which there aren't many, and would have the NCAA all over them? 

 

 

Video of the “Toilet Smurf” negotiations of Aggie NIL deals with the NCAA

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I think I've identified 6figs over on SEC Rant. I don't know if it's already been surmised or not. I don't go there often but when I went to read a linked thread about Shaggy, I saw the Aggie Game Thread.

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I'm generally not good at recognizing socks because I don't really care usually. The claims of this guy about his soaring status and earnings just jumped out at me. He mentioned that he was actually in Colorado, and even that sounds like the crafty genius of the Hamm.

 

And here's something I haven't seen since we haven't been playing them:

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OSU beat OU who beat Texas therefore OSU is a better team than Texas. Let's not talk about the game where they actually played each other.

A similar bit of Aggie logic when they lost to us would be to compare scores against common opponents. This could include comparing losses. Nobody has more quality losses than A&M. Nobody. A&M knows quality losses. 

Anyway, they were always better than us whether they beat us (rare occurence since joining Big 12 in the last century) or not. 

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think I've identified 6figs over on SEC Rant. I don't know if it's already been surmised or not. I don't go there often but when I went to read a linked thread about Shaggy, I saw the Aggie Game Thread.

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I'm generally not good at recognizing socks because I don't really care usually. The claims of this guy about his soaring status and earnings just jumped out at me. He mentioned that he was actually in Colorado, and even that sounds like the crafty genius of the Hamm.

 

And here's something I haven't seen since we haven't been playing them:

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OSU beat OU who beat Texas therefore OSU is a better team than Texas. Let's not talk about the game where they actually played each other.

A similar bit of Aggie logic when they lost to us would be to compare scores against common opponents. This could include comparing losses. Nobody has more quality losses than A&M. Nobody. A&M knows quality losses. 

Anyway, they were always better than us whether they beat us (rare occurence since joining Big 12 in the last century) or not. 

Pretty good analysis, the only reason I don’t think it’s him is because ColoradoAg has been around those boards a long ass time. Same attitude though, for sure. 

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On 12/12/2023 at 12:14 AM, BornAndRaised said:

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Well, I do have trouble imaging Hamm making more than $20k per year so there’s a chance he’s right, but I doubt it. 
 

Also, Hamm is the perfect candidate to pull a Greenspoint and post a picture of his pool commission checks on Twitter. 

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8 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well, I do have trouble imaging Hamm making more than $20k per year so there’s a chance he’s right, but I doubt it. 
 

Also, Hamm is the perfect candidate to pull a Greenspoint and post a picture of his pool commission checks on Twitter. 

No Hamm.  You’re a loser.  It’s why we all laugh at you.  It’s why your wife left you.  Go follow more high school boys in bathrooms or go clean some pools.  Even the aggy wants nothing to do with him…

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On 12/29/2023 at 1:02 PM, victory88 said:

No Hamm.  You’re a loser.  It’s why we all laugh at you.  It’s why your wife left you.  Go follow more high school boys in bathrooms or go clean some pools.  Even the aggy wants nothing to do with him…

Wait what's the story with this clown? His wife left him? 

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17 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Wait what's the story with this clown? His wife left him? 

His first wife, the hot one, left him like 6 years ago, or something. You’ll be shocked to hear his new wife he married a few years back was like right out of college and 10 or so years his junior. 

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Last time someone here posted his indeed page and I clicked on it, not long afterwards I had a notice saying he looked at my profile.  Probably just the smart thing to do when you are in sales or corporate recruiting but I wonder if he was looking at how to put together a pitch or contact and saw UT and knew it was because of this little website, and moved on. 

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1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

They should promote one of the current assistants to ensure that they are fully bought in to the aggy ethos.

Oh, yeah.  They left, too.  Never mind.

And there’s not a single one of them who doesn’t now see why he made the right choice. Aggy is a threat to harm themselves and others. Seriously, it’s unhealthy. 
 

Dinesh Patel? That happened when we had done nothing whatsoever to aggrieve them. 

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Dinesh Patel? That happened when we had done nothing whatsoever to aggrieve them. 

Even more than that-- that was the 99 bonfire game.  Texas students, administrators, and athletes had gone out of their way to raise money and participate in blood drives for direct relief to help those harmed by the collapse.  That's how they treat us when we're actively trying to HELP them.

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Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh

Hello, is this the room of Ap-ple-white?
Please do not think that you will sleep to-night
I got your number off the In-ter-net
I have a feeling your stomach is up-set

So good luck to back up QB Chris Simms
How do want your cereal in the morn? (with no milk!)
And goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-a-room
Tough Luck, This Sucks, Smoke a Bowl with Toombs!

Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Coach Mack Brown?
I bet you're dreaming about Ran-dy-Mc-Cown
I hope you enjoyed your stay at Ramada Inn
And here's hoping that you come a-gainThe Eyes of Texas must not get their rest
so that the Horns will not play well (play like Hell!)

So, goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-again
Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn!

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26 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Pardon my ignorance, but who is Dinesh Patel and why? I will confirm that I have no relation to Dinesh Patel, but satyanash might.

This explanation, from an aggy, is more or less consistent with what I remember. Patel was the operator of this Ramada.

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simply put, the year bonfire fell in 1999, TU stayed at Ramada as all visiting teams did. They claimed that during their stay, they had nothing but prank calls all night, pizzas ordered to the rooms over and over again, people knocking on doors and running away, and last but not least the team showed up for breakfast in the morning and none of the cookstaff at the hotel showed up for work leaving the team without an agreed upon breakfast.

The team had to eat at Jack in the Box next door instead. Mack tried to blame the loss on his Ramada experience, and I dont know if Dinesh even had a comment. Needless to say, the Ramada has never recovered from this, and after that A&M starting putting away teams at Conroe.

Even though Dinesh had nothing to do with our win, RC felt the need to send him a gameball.

 

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43 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

This explanation, from an aggy, is more or less consistent with what I remember. Patel was the operator of this Ramada.

 

Also, as the team drove into CS, the road was lined "Burma Shave-style" with signs talking shit about our team, and there were some people lined along the roadway, IIRC.

The hotel had been instructed to put no calls through to the players' or coaches' rooms overnight. It was a typical aggy show of their high class and moral superiority. Of course, we have never done anything remotely similar to them. Resuming the series is going to be unpleasant, to say the least. They're horrible people.

 

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