6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Viper 12105]

5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So MeeMaw has access to aggy coaches, players, recruits and practices and Hamm has a Facebook page.  Hamm needs to drink about 12 Ultras and threaten to turn  Brewster, Jimbo, Craig, Peveto, Meemaw and Lucci in to the NCAA.  John Sharp will  pay like a boss out of those hurricane relief funds to keep him quiet.    

I thought Hamm already did.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

I thought Hamm already did.

Well there it is, he will be in business for a little while longer now.  

[BigOrange1 6433]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

So does he.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I am part of a text group that probably has more participants than Hamm's current FB group. We also talk more in-depth about recruiting, football, and other things than Hamm does, and our information is more accurate.

Injury reports?

[HuntinHorn 975]

Hamm gets his “pass” from the bathroom of course.

 

Edited October 11, 2018 by HuntinHorn

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

lol if you havent listened to this weeks podcast on surly  listen to the very end

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

lol if you havent listened to this weeks podcast on surly  listen to the very end

Gold!

I'm aware of the nasty things being said.

Poor Hamm

[texifornia 56869]

While it's kinda weird to call him up directly, it is great he knew exactly how many pages it is.

[Deej 76756]

4 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

So MeeMaw has access to aggy coaches, players, recruits and practices and Hamm has a Facebook page.  Hamm needs to drink about 12 Ultras and threaten to turn  Brewster, Jimbo, Craig, Peveto, Meemaw and Lucci in to the NCAA.  John Sharp will  pay like a boss out of those hurricane relief funds to keep him quiet.    

Imagine the recruiting class they could get if another hurricane hits Texas.

[RandomIdoit 655]

Hi Hamm! Glad to see you read Surly. 

[markstanco 12573]

While it's kinda weird to call him up directly, it is great he knew exactly how many pages it is.

Yep, he knew the call was coming. He reads here.

Likely surly is one of his sources, and not kidding.

[Vertigo 20276]

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

While it's kinda weird to call him up directly, it is great he knew exactly how many pages it is.

I am conflicted. I really want to feel bad for the guy, and I definitely do for his family, but how many times does life have to come at you fast to alter your course?

[C-Man 27197]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I am conflicted. I really want to feel bad for the guy, and I definitely do for his family, but how many times does life have to come at you fast to alter your course?

[BigOrange1 6433]

i'm conflicted too.  i want bad things to happen to him and i'm worried that someday he'll burn every bridge and turn his life around.

[Katfid54 8620]

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

someday he'll burn every bridge and turn his life around

That's not usually how it works for adult men.  Usually it's burn every bridge, hit rock bottom, commit suicide.

[Sejjr 3246]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

That's not usually how it works for adult men.  Usually it's burn every bridge, hit rock bottom, commit suicide.

Does Facebook offer a solid life insurance policy for their employees?

[Machinator 32099]

Here's a classic.

 

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[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Is Hornsby thr guy that hamm is fronting the cash to make the video?  

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Is Hornsby thr guy that hamm is fronting the cash to make the video?  

Fronting the capital one card, maybe. 

[SizzleChest 8283]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fronting the capital one card, maybe. 

Fronting the manufactured self-esteem, for sure.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

"Sorry kids, no Halloween costumes this year. Daddy's got a video to shoot!"

[Sejjr 3246]

What's in Hamm's wallet?

[Atticus 3973]

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

Since Hamm read this thread, is it wrong for me to say I fucked his wife?

Hell, Lumbergh fucked her

[victory88 5663]

he's not only unemployable, he's also un-datable.  no decent chick will want to be seen in public with him after a single google search of his name. 

EJ and Roach alluded to his having serious personal issues and he is basically spiralling down in his own personal life.  dude needs to maybe just get off social media and stop being so obsessed with his alma mater's recruiting.  he needs to step away for a while and just deal with his personal shit.  I love UT and longhorn football, always have... but it's not even close to the top of all the priorities I have in my life.  I just imagine a grown man letting high school recruiting destroy his marriage and time with his kids.  Seems so fucking stupid.  

Edited October 13, 2018 by victory88

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

It’s great that he reads this thread. He knows what we know about him.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s great that he reads this thread. He knows what we know about him.  

How long until the one surly mole is his only subscriber? 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1603]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fronting the capital one card, maybe. 

Hamm will make the commitment video.  If Hornsby provides the time, location, tells him what he wants done, buys the camera, provides the gas money to drive the location, pays him to post it on his Facebook page, and does all the editing.   That's only if committs to aggy. 

And yes, Taylor.  We say nasty shit about you because you're a twerp and deserve it.  Have fun in your efficiency apartment on the outskirts of Houston.

Edited October 13, 2018 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Tree Fidy 1175]

You too?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

why did they cast that with OU pom

[williemackgarza 1826]

Bet mrs hamm has had her fair share of crystal balls if you know what Im saying.

[Aggy h8tr 76]

No way he gets 50/50 custody with all this character stuff out on the internet. Hope he settles but I'm sure he'd rather spend tens of thousands of dollars bc he is right and everyone else is wrong. Poor kids. 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

18 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

No way he gets 50/50 custody with all this character stuff out on the internet. Hope he settles but I'm sure he'd rather spend tens of thousands of dollars bc he is right and everyone else is wrong. Poor kids. 

 

He would probably be happier if she got full custody. That way,  he can devote even more of his life to stalking recruits and slobbin on aggie knob. 

[Deej 76756]

Yep. It's awkward stalking recruits in bathrooms with your kids in tow.

Edited October 13, 2018 by Deej

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Ya know. Sometimes i click on this thread and forget exactly what it is and am like "WTF am i reading!!" 

Then i remember. 

[Chopper 17230]

"Daddy why are we staying in the boys room for so long?" is probably a mood killer when you're stalking the best croots in the state.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1603]

2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. Sometimes i click on this thread and forget exactly what it is and am like "WTF am i reading!!" 

Then i remember. 

This is actually real life.

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

Hamm has started to weed out people that haven't paid.
I paid $10.00 one time last yr on a gift card that I had left over from Christmas, and been riding for free the last 9 months.

Guess I will pay the little bastard $12.00 for a month just to keep bringing you guys the lulz.

How else will he afford his Michelob Ultra

[Viper 12105]

how much is student monthly? surely someone can photoshop you up a student id.

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

how much is student monthly? surely someone can photoshop you up a student id.

Haven't looked at that

[SimkinsMan 4386]

459 members?!?

I wonder how many of them are paying.

[maninblack 7974]

$12?!

What a prick

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

459 members?!?

I wonder how many of them are paying.

Hamm had over 600 before he started the purge.

He has given free subs to trainers & there are some recruits as members(wonder if they paid) also family members.

Edited October 15, 2018 by Longhornfrenzy

[Leanderman 2275]

If he gives out free subs to potential recruits does this make him a booster?

[Digdogger 1344]

@Longhornfrenzy Someone got you an AggieScoop gift card for Christmas?  

Edited October 15, 2018 by Digdogger

[Boerne Horn 418]

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

If he gives out free subs to potential recruits does this make him a booster?

He’s a booster by definition regardless of free subs.  

[SilasCoade 2622]

The free subs would just be the impermissible benefits.