6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[BurntOrange4Life 74]

Why not both?

[SHOOTER12 8810]

19 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

i thought that was a jimbo action?

Like father like son?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 This guy seems like the type of dude that would let a high school recruit and all his high school buddies run a train on his wife, then clean up the mess, if it meant that he would sign with aggy 

That’s Good Cuck!

[SHOOTER12 8810]

10 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

So, did Hamm off himself or what? He has never been able to keep that big mouth on that little body closed this long. Fuck it, gonna text Mrs. Hamm to see what’s up.

Wondered the same here.  For this thread to have suddenly gone mute, I didn't know whether he had fired himself from Facebook or gotten his ass kicked at a HS game.

[You don't know me 1161]

10 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 This guy seems like the type of dude that would let a high school recruit and all his high school buddies run a train on his wife, then clean up the mess, if it meant that he would sign with aggy 

Except no wife. 

[maninblack 7974]

 

[Katfid54 8633]

Holy shit.  The "6 Fig" Newtons has me rolling.

[Scholz 11943]

Had to be grumpy little smurf too.  Lulz.

[rickyspub 801]

Lulz. Though the toilet is way too clean for a homeless man hustling blowjobs. Also needs a large SEC logo somewhere and a half drunk bottle of Michelob Ultra.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Entire underside of lid needs to be sec logo

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

49 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Lulz. Though the toilet is way too clean for a homeless man hustling blowjobs. Also needs a large SEC logo somewhere and a half drunk bottle of Michelob Ultra.

It’s the bathroom of the hotel his car that he’s living in is parked near. 

[CL Horn 32]

haven't been on this page in a while - is the other 98 no more?? LOL

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

I’m not sure it really ever was.

[Scholz 11943]

1 minute ago, CL Horn said:

haven't been on this page in a while - is the other 98 no more?? LOL

No it's still a going concern.  Smurf was fired from his own website somehow though.  

[You don't know me 1161]

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

No it's still a going concern.  Smurf was fired from his own website somehow though.  

Somehow?  Come on, man, he was fired because they were jealous of him.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

9 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Somehow?  Come on, man, he was fired because they were jealous of him.

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Figs smiles at your statement

[Scholz 11943]

12 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Somehow?  Come on, man, he was fired because they were jealous of him.

Of course you're right.

[maninblack 7974]

The 6 fig newtons is what made me laugh the hardest

[Best served cold 150]

2 hours ago, maninblack said:

 

I'm sorry for the accidental neg rep. I have 1 rep to give for the day and I blew it. Not quite like Toilet Smurf but still...

[Huckleberry 32861]

4 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

I'm sorry for the accidental neg rep. I have 1 rep to give for the day and I blew it. Not quite like Toilet Smurf but still...

You can change it. See, you have a neg rep right now.

imgur

And now you don't.

imgur

Edited October 24, 2018 by Huckleberry

[texifornia 56961]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

No it's still a going concern.  Smurf was fired from his own website somehow though.  

For getting into a totally-not-a-fight at North Forest High.

[CL Horn 32]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

No it's still a going concern.  Smurf was fired from his own website somehow though.  

did frat boy Rush fire hamm from the site?? lmaoooo

[Radical Larry 28616]

 

Alabama To Mouth

[ClubWhatever 12144]

That pic is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

[UTEX90 589]

The A in the aTm is killing me.  I need a shirt like that to give to relatives for Christmas.

[Enchubben 5510]

6 Figs, Figurelli, fig newtons. All terrible.

[williemackgarza 1826]

That pic is awesome sauce.
Well done

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, CL Horn said:

haven't been on this page in a while - is the other 98 no more?? LOL

I can’t imagine that will last.  And it wouldn’t had Hamm stayed either.  Every big program with a huge fan base can support two websites.  Maybe a third.  

Other 98 isn’t top 5.  

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Well done! Just what this thread needed to get back on track. Six fig Newton best in the business. 

[CL Horn 32]

5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

I can’t imagine that will last.  And it wouldn’t had Hamm stayed either.  Every big program with a huge fan base can support two websites.  Maybe a third.  

Other 98 isn’t top 5.  

not to mention other 98 is a political site 1st...smh

[Bevo14 8311]

12 hours ago, Enchubben said:

6 Figs, Figurelli, fig newtons. All terrible.

[UncleBuck 6454]

On 10/23/2018 at 10:07 PM, GotThatFire said:

 This guy seems like the type of dude that would let a high school recruit and all his high school buddies run a train on his wife, then clean up the mess, if it meant that he would sign with aggy 

type of guy who would? I'm pretty sure it actually happening played a huge part in the divorce. 

Edited October 25, 2018 by UncleBuck

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

21 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You can change it. See, you have a neg rep right now.

 

 

And now you don't.

 

 

[EastTexan 662]

On October 24, 2018 at 5:26 PM, UTEX90 said:

The A in the aTm is killing me.  I need a shirt like that to give to relatives for Christmas.

Me too. Bama A. Funny shit. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Hamm has given us loads of funny content and aggie fodder, and people here are attacking him personally and wishing him to crash and burn for it, en masse. Cutting off the nose to spite the face.

That said, it will be fucking epic when he takes up his account here and posts on this thread. It’ll get this thread into the HOF

[VaHorn 105]

Isn’t it well known that he posts here as ctj?  That was his handle on the $9.95 sites. I doubt he is bright enough to juggle multiple accounts. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 10/18/2018 at 11:12 AM, mr. sunshine said:

That's harsh.  Put yourself in the imaginary shoes of her imaginary sons

she still remembers the day they popped out of her imaginary vagina

[Scholz 11943]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

...her imaginary vagina

Still really gross somehow

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Well when you go around just slapping your ovaries on the table all willy nilly...

[Vertigo 20285]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Well when you go around just slapping your ovaries on the table all willy nilly...

No telling what kind of issues that causes from doing that at the Dixie Chicken.

[KYHorn 17058]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

No telling what kind of issues that causes from doing that at the Dixie Chicken.

At least it gives Lanes something to distinguish itself from Canes, other than inferior food. 

[Butch Had Not 2971]

Did hamm finally have a Come to Jesus moment and realize that maybe he should hang it up? 

Or did the phone bill not get paid this month?

[Orange&White 5528]

Maybe he finally ran out of those free 10,000 hour aol cd’s?

[deech 2275]

This feels a bit like the fitlump thread.  At first the train wreck was entertaining.  Then it's a momentary glimpse of pathetic self-destruction with a small amount of guilt that you are still reading.  Now it feels like we are all just waiting for a murder suicide to close the loop. 

[Scholz 11943]

Schadenfreude.  Be like the Germans.

[RabidM 2668]

14 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Maybe he finally ran out of those free 10,000 hour aol cd’s?

He might be in line at a soup kitchen. 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

So I just went to the Aggie scoop fb page to look around. I click on the big blue “learn more” button and it opens a new page to...the other 98. 

Way to go, Hamm. How many potential customers have you sent to the place that fired and replaced you?

oh and the other98 page headline was breaking down a play that the ags ran perfectly against MSU. One play. 

Edited October 30, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

So I just went to the Aggie scoop fb page to look around. I click on the big blue “learn more” button and it opens a new page to...the other 98. 
Way to go, Hamm. How many potential customers have you sent to the place that fired and replaced you?
oh and the other98 page headline was breaking down a play that the ags ran perfectly against MSU. One play. 

So “smoke and mirrors”, is that what you stumbled upon?



That’s quintessential aggy.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 hours ago, deech said:

Now it feels like we are all just waiting for a murder suicide to close the loop. 

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So I just went to the Aggie scoop fb page to look around. I click on the big blue “learn more” button and it opens a new page to...the other 98. 

Way to go, Hamm. How many potential customers have you sent to the place that fired and replaced you?

oh and the other98 page headline was breaking down a play that the ags ran perfectly against MSU. One play. 

LOLZ, you werent kidding.    what a maroon