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Fwiw, Sagarin has TX with the 7th most difficult schedule; aggy is 13th.  Don't tell them that there's more to schedule strength than overall record.  I don't want to ruin the surprise.

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2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fwiw, Sagarin has TX with the 7th most difficult schedule; aggy is 13th.  Don't tell them that there's more to schedule strength than overall record.  I don't want to ruin the surprise.

and of that 13th ranked schedule they are a perfect 0 of 4 against top 30 teams.

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5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

The more games you lose, the better cumulative record your opponents have, which makes you a better team.

Did I do that right?

It's the aggy way.

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Meemaw must have missed all of Jimbo's press conferences where he mindlessly jabbers like a coked up unwashed hillbilly Zach Smith and preens with recruits in his low cut 1970's Adidas old man jumpsuit stained with rum and roadkill gravy.   Meemaw and her old dry cunt thinks he is a stud.  Advantage aggy.  

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2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Meemaw must have missed all of Jimbo's press conferences where he mindlessly jabbers like a coked up unwashed hillbilly Zach Smith and preens with recruits in his low cut 1970's Adidas old man jumpsuit stained with rum and roadkill gravy.   Meemaw and her old dry cunt thinks he is a stud.  Advantage aggy.  

Why do you think he only coaches for teams that wear maroon? That's hillbilly smarts right there.

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BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

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28 minutes ago, C-Man said:
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

Someone please put that on texaggy. Please.

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44 minutes ago, C-Man said:
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

They had to play aggy while aggy did not. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Meemaw must have missed all of Jimbo's press conferences where he mindlessly jabbers like a coked up unwashed hillbilly Zach Smith and preens with recruits in his low cut 1970's Adidas old man jumpsuit stained with rum and roadkill gravy.   Meemaw and her old dry cunt thinks he is a stud.  Advantage aggy.  

That's freaking poetry dude.

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Posted
33 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Im starting to think 6 figs might have received a cease and desist letter.  Or is his posting just not making it to this thread any longer?

D-Figs and Zach Smith have been busy swapping spit behind the dumpster at the Speedy Mart.

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Did 6Figs realize that his child support is not going to pay itself and that living off aggy delusion on a Facebook page is not a recipe for success?   Some "clued in" aggys like Lucci still hold a grudge because Toilet Smurf ran off Steven Parker.  Poor fucker got his credentials pulled for being a dumbass.  When he refused to get drunk and service Meemaw, his fate was sealed.  Brewster and Jimbo wanted to watch but Hamm's dignity won out.  

Posted
3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Im starting to think 6 figs might have received a cease and desist letter.  Or is his posting just not making it to this thread any longer?

I think we lost access to his facebook page, I mean business.  

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Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

I think we lost access to his facebook page, I mean business.  

In fairness, almost nobody has access to that FB page.  

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Posted
4 hours ago, C-Man said:
BDF

#6 Oklahoma Sooners/43 SOS

#12 West Virginia Mountaineers/41

#11 Texas Longhorns/7

#25 Iowa State Cyclones/3

TCU Horned Frogs/11

Baylor Bears/25

Kansas State Wildcats/18

Texas Tech Red Raiders/10

Oklahoma State Cowboys/33

Kansas Jayhawks/37

SEC-SEC-SEC!!!!

EAST

#5 Georgia Bulldogs/38

#17 Kentucky Wildcats/19

#13 Florida Gators/35

South Carolina Gamecocks/21

Missouri Tigers/9

Tennessee Volunteers/4

Vanderbilt Commodores/26

WEST

#1 Alabama Crimson Tide/61

#8 LSU Tigers/20

Texas A&M Aggies/22

#22 Mississippi State Bulldogs/27

Auburn Tigers/50

Ole Miss Rebels/39

Arkansas Razorbacks/42

 

Bama plays the absolute worst schedule of any team in the BDF or SEC.

Well you do realize bama doesn't play themselves so those numbers would be much different

Posted
5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of:

 

aggy has the most first down plays, where a guy starts out in motion, stops, goes back the other direction, the snap is bobbled before it's handed off to the LEFT side, and the RB goes for 2 yards.  In the NATION.    Put it on the wall

how the fuck do they have time to dig around for the most worthless stats where they can point to being the leader. 

Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

 

how the fuck do they have time to dig around for the most worthless stats where they can point to being the leader. 

moral victory champs get a lotta practice at this kinda thing

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Posted
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Did 6Figs realize that his child support is not going to pay itself and that living off aggy delusion on a Facebook page is not a recipe for success?   

I was wondering if he hadto pay child support on the 6figs he claims or the $20 a month he iactually earns 

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The aggys haven't won a title of any sort nor will they but they finally beat LSU a single time* so they're happy it wasn't 8 Ls in a row...

Does this rank up there with that one time they beat Bama?

 

edit: * with the help of the most home cooking anyone has ever seen

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Posted
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

The aggys haven't won a title of any sort nor will they but they finally beat LSU a single time* so they're happy it wasn't 8 Ls in a row...

Does this rank up there with that one time they beat Bama?

 

edit: * with the help of the most home cooking anyone has ever seen

If we are being honest, LSU is going to decline fairly consistently under Orgeron. They were overrated this year, and caught lightning in a bottle in Burrow, but I don't see them as ever realistically threatening to win the SEC while he is there. That means that aggy may get another win or two out of them in the near future before Boudreaux and Fonteneaut rebel and bring in someone else. 

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

If we are being honest, LSU is going to decline fairly consistently under Orgeron. They were overrated this year, and caught lightning in a bottle in Burrow, but I don't see them as ever realistically threatening to win the SEC while he is there. That means that aggy may get another win or two out of them in the near future before Boudreaux and Fonteneaut rebel and bring in someone else. 

Who are they, beyond having peak Louisianan names?

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22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I just don't understand this dude sometimes

 

Let me help. You've put an inordinate amount of faith in the mindset, personality, competence, and intelligence of a mid-20's something rube who wouldn't be hired in the mail room at most corporate entities with his weak SMU degree in philosophy or "White Privileged Studies" or whatever the fuck. The sole qualification for the job in which you've granted this goober this faith is that he responded to an open request from a bulletin board post for unpaid fanbois who are interested in writing about the likes and dislikes of 14-18 year old boys.

Once you've come to grips with your own frailty in this exchange of services, you'll then be able to fathom the depths of impotent futility this guy's life is heading towards on a bullet train.

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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Let me help. You've put an inordinate amount of faith in the mindset, personality, competence, and intelligence of a mid-20's something rube who wouldn't be hired in the mail room at most corporate entities with his weak SMU degree in philosophy or "White Privileged Studies" or whatever the fuck. The sole qualification for the job in which you've granted this goober this faith is that he responded to an open request from a bulletin board post for unpaid fanbois who are interested in writing about the likes and dislikes of 14-18 year old boys.

Once you've come to grips with your own frailty in this exchange of services, you'll then be able to fathom the depths of impotent futility this guy's life is heading towards on a bullet train.

How you made it through an entire dinner with EJ, I'll never know....

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Posted
4 minutes ago, EE2B said:


Wait, this actually happened? I thought it was just some bullshit joke.

it was. EJ was too much of a rube to know who he was actually having dinner with. (SLXpress I think?)

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, EE2B said:


Wait, this actually happened? I thought it was just some bullshit joke.

Oh, it happened. CTJ picked him up at his studio broom closet and everything. Think he even walked him to his door after they noshed at Applebees.  

Don't listen to Viper, he's a CTJ sock. 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

How you made it through an entire dinner with EJ, I'll never know....

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, it happened. CTJ picked him up at his house and everything. Think he even walked him to his apartment door after they noshed at Applebees.  

You fucking scalawags. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Viper said:

it was. EJ was too much of a rube to know who he was actually having dinner with. (SLXpress I think?)

Yes. It was the only time I ever watched one of his Periscope talks.

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