6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[UncleBuck 6,453]

12 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

That's a really stupid move for him from a marketing standpoint.  Unless he's getting out of the business.

It's kind of like throwing in the towel. But does he even realize it?

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

Maybe hamm had a ctj moment. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

What does going private mean? I don't do twitter

[Vertigo 20,282]

40 minutes ago, immamac said:

A new chapter begins. I wonder which of his lawyers told him to go Private

Joe Cordell gave him that tip on the radio. 

[Machinator 32,099]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What does going private mean? I don't do twitter

Can't see his tweets unless you follow him (and he might have to follow you back, I don't know).

[Katfid54 8,631]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Can't see his tweets unless you follow him (and he might have to follow you back, I don't know).

He doesn't have to follow you back, but he does have to "approve" your follow request.

[UncleBuck 6,453]

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What does going private mean? I don't do twitter

He can follow whoever he wants, read their tweets if they're not private (protected), but you can't read his unless he approves you after you follow him. 

 

It's understandable why some do it, but also annoying AF when people "protected" who follow you but you don't follow them get into one of your conversations with multiple people and start responding to others and you have no clue WTF is going on because you can't see what they're responding to. 

 

I'll also add, if I'm not mistaken, that if you followed him before, you can probably still read his tweets though he hasn't approved you. I know it's been that way with some of my follow, who'll all of the sudden go protected but I can still read them, and I don't believe they'd approved me personally. 

Edited January 15, 2019 by UncleBuck

[Leanderman 2,275]

Going private to avoid CPS and bill collectors I bet? 

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 

It's understandable why some do it, but also annoying AF when people "protected" who follow you but you don't follow them get into one of your conversations with multiple people and start responding to others and you have no clue WTF is going on because you can't see what they're responding to. 

At this point is it possible to know who the protected one is and block them? Especially if it gets annoying like you said.

[closetojumping 62,651]

42 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Maybe hamm had a ctj moment. 

What do you mean?

[UncleBuck 6,453]

11 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

At this point is it possible to know who the protected one is and block them? Especially if it gets annoying like you said.

If you block them they can still be replied to by the person you're originally talking with, or additional people you follow/talk to/don't mind talking to. Those tweets will still show up.

 

You just gotta mute the conversation at that point, or ask to be removed from the conversation and hope they do. 

Edited January 15, 2019 by UncleBuck

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

Ok, makes sense, thanks

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What do you mean?

Come to jesus

[closetojumping 62,651]

33 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Come to jesus

Ha. I've never seen it referenced by initials. That makes sense. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. I've never seen it referenced by initials. That makes sense. 

Seriously? I've thought that was an inside joke here ever since the first time I noticed you either pissing someone off or being pissed off by someone. Seeing "ctj" in an argumentative response has always made me chuckle.

[closetojumping 62,651]

 

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Seriously? I've thought that was an inside joke here ever since the first time I noticed you either pissing someone off or being pissed off by someone. Seeing "ctj" in an argumentative response has always made me chuckle.

Maybe the joke's on me, but it never occurred to me as anything but a shortening of my handle when people were responding to me or conjuring me.

[SimkinsMan 4,386]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Maybe the joke's on me, but it never occurred to me as anything but a shortening of my handle when people were responding to me or conjuring me.

ctj has a ctj moment when it comes to the initials ctj.

now wtf is a cb?

[Katfid54 8,631]

53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Maybe the joke's on me, but it never occurred to me as anything but a shortening of my handle when people were responding to me or conjuring me.

Same.

I can haz the dumb, too?

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

Can't believe people didn't pick up on the ctj thing. It's like when people call me a stupid asshole, that's just short for Hank Scorpio. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

32 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Same.

I can haz the dumb, too?

yo tambien

[Katfid54 8,631]

2 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

yo tambien

It's "me tambien," you buttfucking dumbshit.

Edited to add: Oh, wait, no.  I'm wrong.  I better have a CTJ moment with myself.

Edited January 15, 2019 by Katfid54

[SydneyCarton 48,082]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's "me tambien," you buttfucking dumbshit.

Edited to add: Oh, wait, no.  I'm wrong.  I better have a CTJ moment with myself.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

16 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's "me tambien," you buttfucking dumbshit.

Edited to add: Oh, wait, no.  I'm wrong.  I better have a CTJ moment with myself.

wow.  Strong feelings on spanish subject pronouns. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Well, I'm completely flummoxed by how many people are unfamiliar with 'ctj'. It predates all the other internet/text message acronyms out there by a country mile. Back in the 1970s, I knew that 'ctj' meant "come to Jesus".

[TexasFan21 1,275]

Maybe Hamm is going to sell a Twitter subscription next.../s

[UncleBuck 6,453]

Just now, TexasFan21 said:

Maybe Hamm is going to sell a Twitter subscription next.../s

He'll go live while cooking FWK's breakfast. 

[Katfid54 8,631]

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Back in the 1970s, I knew that 'ctj' meant "come to Jesus".

Wasn't alive, so...

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Wasn't alive, so...

[Katfid54 8,631]

imgur

[SHOOTER12 8,805]

58 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's "me tambien," you buttfucking dumbshit.

Edited to add: Oh, wait, no.  I'm wrong.  I better have a CTJ moment with myself.

It might be me to yo, but it will always be yo to me...

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

6 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

It's kind of like throwing in the towel.

for that little guy it's more like throwing in a tissue

[Leanderman 2,275]

A towel is  too big for him, how about "throwing in the wash cloth'?

[Pato del Muerto 52,490]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, I'm completely flummoxed by how many people are unfamiliar with 'ctj'. It predates all the other internet/text message acronyms out there by a country mile. Back in the 1970s, I knew that 'ctj' meant "come to Jesus".

When I’m on this here sportsman forum, and I read ctj, I think of closetojumping. 

 

[TtomTerrific 200]

something about Jesus Christ Super Star here. 

[tejas60 3,533]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When I’m on this here sportsman forum, and I read ctj, I think of closetojumping. 

 

este

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

57 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

something about Jesus Christ Super Star here. 

My favorite Jesus moment from film was actually from Jesus of Montreal.

imgur

[markstanco 12,576]

On 1/15/2019 at 10:11 AM, UncleBuck said:

 

I'll also add, if I'm not mistaken, that if you followed him before, you can probably still read his tweets though he hasn't approved you. I know it's been that way with some of my follow, who'll all of the sudden go protected but I can still read them, and I don't believe they'd approved me personally. 

Correct. 

[C-Man 27,221]

I absolutely know the phrase "come to Jesus" but have never seen it abbreviated to ctj. I immediately thought that was a reference to @closetojumping.

[Katfid54 8,631]

Probably need another poll on who thinks CTJ is an abbreviation for "Come to Jesus."

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,234]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Probably need another poll on who thinks CTJ is an abbreviation for "Come to Jesus."

google says "Confederation of Thai Journalists"

[Katfid54 8,631]

15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

google says "Confederation of Thai Journalists"

That was my first thought, too.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I absolutely know the phrase "come to Jesus" but have never seen it abbreviated to ctj. I immediately thought that was a reference to @closetojumping.

This is correct. 

It was changed to a “Come to Jimmy” meeting by Mr. Dirt Bike awhile back anyhow. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,814]

this is a better JC reference

   

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

CTJ talk not going away.

[EE2B 1,565]

I always tried to make it “Cut the Crack Jack” from shaggy.

[SydneyCarton 48,082]

2 minutes ago, EE2B said:

I always tried to make it “Cut the Crack Jack” from shaggy.

There's some fucking irony, right there.

[Leanderman 2,275]

I bet he and saban see eye to eye on alot of things?

[Orange&White 5,525]

On 1/15/2019 at 2:11 PM, Katfid54 said:

I better have a CTJ moment with myself.

You're gonna need a bigger thesaurus. 

[Carl Spackler 3,481]

This page sucks.

[Leanderman 2,275]

So does your mom.