6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Leanderman 2275]

Still checking the aggie network looking for a job I bet

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Still checking the aggie network looking for a job I bet

Hope he enjoys northern california.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Still checking the aggie network looking for a job I bet

Hope he enjoys northern california.

Yep. There's no way he'd be hired in Las Cruces or Logan.

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

5 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Still checking the aggie network looking for a job I bet

Hope he enjoys northern california.

within 2 months he will be bragging about being the best in the biz covering California High School recruiting with all kinds of insider info from NapaValleyKing

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Looking forward to Hamm’s piece on this whole bit. It will be called “Bru and a half man”

[Leanderman 2275]

I bet he is headed for a California restroom right now?

[Tree Fidy 1174]

What up lil’ man? Yes, I’m still giving Mrs. Hamm what she has been missing.

[Leanderman 2275]

Lesbian sex perhaps?

[texaslong 678]

When was Hamm’s last update? Anyone heard from the old lady Karen also?

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

When was Hamm’s last update? Anyone heard from the old lady Karen also?

I am sure Meemaw is waiting to see if she has to make another payment on Sheppard before putting her ovaries on the table.

[Machinator 32099]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Anyone heard from the old lady Karen also?

Looks like she's been pretty quiet of late.

https://247sports.com/college/florida-state/User/KarenKeyLargo/

[Carl Spackler 3485]

What did I miss?  Is the Hammster moving to Cali?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

What up lil’ man? Yes, I’m still giving Mrs. Hamm what she has been missing.

Damn you loch ness monsta!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

What did I miss?  Is the Hammster moving to Cali?

Phlegming happened.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Phlegming happened.

aggy happened

[satyanash 14527]

 

[EZ$ 2105]

I really think a fight to the death between EJ and Hamm would be entertaining and pretty evenly matched. EJ has the length, but Hamm is relentless with a low center of gravity.  Anyway we can set this up and rig it where they both lose?? 

[EZ$ 2105]

Ahh, just kidding. I don’t hate EJ. Yes, he’s a retard, but he’s our retard dammit!!

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Just now, EZ$ said:

Hamm is relentless

I think feral rat energy was the technical term

[Carl Spackler 3485]

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Anyway we can set this up and rig it where they both lose?? 

Why would we have to rig it for that to happen?

[Leanderman 2275]

I bet mee maw has been resting up for the super bowl party? Trying to give candi a run for her money no doubt with all young studs in town.

[texifornia 56985]

She lives!!!

[Radical Larry 28635]

Ag Hag wouldn't be pissed if aggy had taken advantage of it. 

[Scholz 11944]

You already pay players, disgusting, rude old hag.

[Not a Sock 2313]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She lives!!!

The bag woman is against transparency and player freedom? Color me shocked.

[texifornia 56985]

Just now, Not a Sock said:

The bag woman is against transparency and player freedom? Color me shocked.

She's not against shit, she's against Texas doing a good thing. She'll do a 180 the moment Jimbo does the same and won't smell a whiff of hypocrisy.

[Huckleberry 32985]

Nobody was saying anything about cheating, so I wonder why she felt it necessary to preemptively state that Fisher isn't cheating in recruiting.

Truly a mystery why cheating immediately jumped to the front of her mind as soon as her mind switched to thinking about Fisher's recruiting.

[Not a Sock 2313]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She's not against shit, she's against Texas doing a good thing. She'll do a 180 the moment Jimbo does the same and won't smell a whiff of hypocrisy.

The more power players have the less power bagmen and their masters have, her and the rest of her kind do not want players to have any freedom.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Ha maybe Aggy is soooooo hurt, they are going to buy a bunch of players to beat ranking by Feb 6

Would be hilarious 

[ShowMeALoss 143]

Make bold predictions about how Aggy is going to do this and that, and when they inevitably fail, duck, hide, or change the narrative. Rinse, repeat.

[Bevo14 8329]

an aggy meltdown ain't complete without Karen's random drivel

[Treefidy 1468]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She lives!!!

Ok cool, hookem.  Coach February, so how many did he over sign this class to get that ranking? 8? 10?  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Wait. So this old lady is officially a paid employee of jimbos charity or something. Right?

if so, I wonder how he allows her to just go on about cheating on social media 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Nobody was saying anything about cheating, so I wonder why she felt it necessary to preemptively state that Fisher isn't cheating in recruiting.

Truly a mystery why cheating immediately jumped to the front of her mind as soon as her mind switched to thinking about Fisher's recruiting.

Can you image what her workload will be if she has buy the same players 3 or 4 times instead of just once? Won't anyone think about the bag people?

I'm now rooting for OU and LSU to pass aggy so that Karen gets a big dose of aggy is the 4th choice from sitting inside the Texas, OU, LSU triangle.

[Fondren & Main 6724]

She’s a fucking retard

[Txsbigeasy1 280]

Hamm college years! Yell leader tryouts in CS.

[conVINCEd 21469]

55 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Can you image what her workload will be if she has buy the same players 3 or 4 times instead of just once? Won't anyone think about the bag people?

I'm now rooting for OU and LSU to pass aggy so that Karen gets a big dose of aggy is the 4th choice from sitting inside the Texas, OU, LSU triangle.

It’s called the recruitocosm.

https://www.barkingcarnival.com/pages/the-recruitocosm

[Sejjr 3246]

MeeMaw still hasn't figured it out yet? aggy will always be aggy, and there is nothing her beloved Jimbo can do to change that reality, ever. She's fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second, you never hitch your wagon to the fortunes of aggy.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

"I am not a crook" is a great personal brand, Jimbo should run with that one

[mr. sunshine 2827]

So within hours this goes from something that Karen thinks will “ruin football” to “hilarious” once she’s called out on her righteous indignation. 

This is one of the reasons they put those warnings on pill bottles about washing them down with alcohol 

[williemackgarza 1826]

So the midget shitstain has kept quiet on the bru situation?
What a little bitch

[Richter 2261]

14 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

So the midget shitstain has kept quiet on the bru situation?
What a little bitch

Well, his mother always told him, “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”

[Tired of Lurking 637]

AT&T probably cut his internet package off.

[WBT 20588]

cut his package clean off?

[Bevo14 8329]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

cut his package clean off?

He didn't have one to begin with

[Deej 76820]

10 hours ago, Sejjr said:

MeeMaw still hasn't figured it out yet? aggy will always be aggy, and there is nothing her beloved Jimbo can do to change that reality, ever. She's fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second, you never hitch your wagon to the fortunes of aggy.

You have a better chance of success getting involved in a land war in Asia, so I'd switch those rankings.

[Leanderman 2275]

hamm been awfully quiet lately, I think the public access computers at the library must have reduced their hours?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

This Karen in Key Largo person, is she in the neighborhood in Freeport or in Key Largo in The Keys?

Cause if this loony bitch is in The Keys Jesus fucking shit dicks oh hell no. We got enough loonys in Florida don't need any aggy ones.

[texifornia 56985]

5 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

This Karen in Key Largo person, is she in the neighborhood in Freeport or in Key Largo in The Keys?

Cause if this loony bitch is in The Keys Jesus fucking shit dicks oh hell no. We got enough loonys in Florida don't need any aggy ones.

She lives in The Woodlands now - she moved "because of work" (actually because she's stalking Jimbo).

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She lives in The Woodlands now - she moved "because of work" (actually because she's stalking Jimbo).

Well, it is pretty clear that her adoration of the hobbit is professional, so saying she moved "for work" is accurate.