6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Scholz 11943]

Business of course being Jimbos bag lady who pays off recruits via his so called charity.

[TBGFL 397]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

She lives!!!

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

You are missing the more obvious explanation: she's a bagman. She is in on the cheating, and lying about it is second nature now.

[Sejjr 3246]

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Every time you point your finger, Karen, there’s 3 pointing back at you!

[Scholz 11943]

Of course she’s his bag hag. Only explanation of her following him across the country and also meeting all the parents and knowing inside info of when their commits are going to drop. So obvious.

Her complaints about the transfers is that she doesn’t want the players to have any power.

[cafe society 2871]

1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

Yeah, this.   Bagmen and Baghags don't post on social media; she's a dyed-in-the-wool (pun intended) bat-shit crazy stalker.  Why cuck allows her access to the program is incomprehensible to me.  Could it be he was adopted and she is his biological mothership who snapped after years of torturing herself for jettisoning her son?

[TBGFL 397]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You are missing the more obvious explanation: she's a bagman. She is in on the cheating, and lying about it is second nature now.

I contemplated that but still a little far fetched 

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, TBGFL said:

I think it's hilarious that she thinks Jimbo is above cheating. That tells me that she's actually that crazy and doesn't know shit for inside information. I know Jimbo's track record and some of the shenanigans he pulled with players in Florida. The guy is not above board.

Jimbo was known as the dirtiest recruiter in florida.

[Neonmoon 38129]

You’re thinking about cheating in black and white. Is the person a bagman or not a bagman? Thats not how it works with people like her. There are bagman, as past articles have detailed, but Karen’s not one of them, even though she would like to be. Even Hamm said as much. 

But there are also other people involved that do other things. Why is she reaching out to parents of recruits? Why is she taking parents of recruits to games? Her being involved in the charity is a way for her to be around the porgam and Jimbo in a legitimate capacity. She talks to much on social media for anyone to include her in the truly illegal stuff. That’s why they hired Slender Man, the former LSU guy. He does the real shady shit. He’s the go between for the big donors and small donors with liquid businesses that can buy recruits. 

 

[TexasGolf 4899]

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo was known as the dirtiest recruiter in florida.

Heard the same from QBs brother who was recruited by gumbo shrimp to FSU. Said qb went elsewhere. He also mentioned saban and urban.  

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo was known as the dirtiest recruiter in florida.

Which brings up the theory that bought players rarely become a 'band of brothers' leaving it all on the field for the guy next to them.

Edited January 26, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Which brings up the theory that bought players rarely become a 'band of brothers' leaving it all on the field for the guy next to them.

Probably true, but championships are nice too.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Business of course being Jimbos bag lady who pays off recruits via his so called charity.

Pays off? So she in da seafood bidness?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

You’re thinking about cheating in black and white. Is the person a bagman or not a bagman? Thats not how it works with people like her. There are bagman, as past articles have detailed, but Karen’s not one of them, even though she would like to be. Even Hamm said as much. 
But there are also other people involved that do other things. Why is she reaching out to parents of recruits? Why is she taking parents of recruits to games? Her being involved in the charity is a way for her to be around the porgam and Jimbo in a legitimate capacity. She talks to much on social media for anyone to include her in the truly illegal stuff. That’s why they hired Slender Man, the former LSU guy. He does the real shady shit. He’s the go between for the big donors and small donors with liquid businesses that can buy recruits. 
 

Even Hamm said as much?

Oh lawd.

[Sabalo 994]

18 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Even Hamm said as much?

Oh lawd.

Isn't that the same chick whose boyfriend was looking back at the girl from UT.

[texifornia 56934]

Hamm's old intern has learned well

 

[texifornia 56934]

[DeweyCox 366]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

His name is Norman. WTH does she expect?

[Bevo14 8310]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen married a dog?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

That is one damned reproachful face on that dog. Mee-maw needs to do some serious soul searching before Norman gives his deposition to St. Peter.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

50 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Karen married a dog?

What's the problem? Two dogs can't get married?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Why?  He was trying to freshen the air and get the smell of Depends out of his nose.  

[rickyspub 801]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Why?  He was trying to freshen the air and get the smell of Depends out of his nose.  

Poor dog has licked his share of ole lady snatch...
Uggh, surprised he did get up, walk over and puke up a bunch of ole lady pubes like a cat spitting up a hair ball
Wheres peta on this poor abused animal?

[derp 755]

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

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[Focht Up 631]

Dogs can be very perceptive.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

Just now, Focht Up said:

Dogs can be very perceptive.

Yeah Karen seems to be in the know

[Leanderman 2275]

Humpin it has a new meaning for Karen and her pup.

[Magus Ossis 2798]

Serious question: what is the o/u for how long before he no longer has the means to access the internet and post his “analysis?”

[texifornia 56934]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Serious question: what is the o/u for how long before he no longer has the means to access the internet and post his “analysis?”

There's always the public library

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Saw him out in Houston yesterday.  He is as short as advertised.

[SydneyCarton 48082]

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Saw him out in Houston yesterday.  He is as short as advertised.

Oh yeah? He show up at some kind of real estate seminar? He looking to get back into the game?

[Viper 12109]

or did a property have a pool that needed cleaning for an open house showing?

Edited January 28, 2019 by Viper

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

What were you doing in Kingwood? 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

You were at the muledick store?

[rickyspub 801]

UTPhil2006, NTTAWWT, but we really don't need to know about your use of glory holes. I also assumed that sort of transaction was anonymous.

[Tex Pete 20348]

38 minutes ago, Viper said:

or did a property have a pool that needed cleaning for an open house showing?

He provides his recruiting "scoop" for free on facebook since he doesn't have a job. I doubt he'll provide his pool services for free without a job.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

He provides his recruiting "scoop" for free on facebook since he doesn't have a job. I doubt he'll provide his pool services for free without a job.

It’s called “building” a brand.

[Auto Driller 2505]

Hamm isn’t even entertaining anymore.

[texifornia 56934]

[Orange&White 5524]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

He provides his recruiting "scoop" for free on facebook since he doesn't have a job. I doubt he'll provide his pool services for free without a job.

If an aggie coach or football player or recruit wanted a free pool cleaning, that little fucker would be there is less than ten minutes skimming leaves.

[SHOOTER12 8805]

On 1/26/2019 at 9:01 AM, WBT said:

cut his package clean off?

That could have been accomplished with nail clippers, not the toneil variety either.

[SHOOTER12 8805]

On 1/26/2019 at 7:01 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Why?  He was trying to freshen the air and get the smell of Depends the rotted ovaries on the table out of his nose.  

fify

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

She must have missed his Facebok live chats with Debra. They're lit!

[Leanderman 2275]

Someone needs to call in and ask about coaches being cucks.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If an aggie coach or football player or recruit wanted a free pool cleaning, that little fucker would be there is less than ten minutes skimming leaves.

Toilet smurf has ftl abilities? He can get to New Mexico or Utah in less than 10 minutes?

[texasstrong12 4668]

6figs now saying they didn't want Shepherd. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Hahahaha too funny, asking hamm for intelligence.

[sushihorn 3233]

24 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

6figs now saying they didn't want Shepherd.