6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Toilet troll?

[SizzleChest 8283]

40 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Probably should have embraced his wife more.

He tried, but he got stuck.

[oh_snap 694]

Soneone with twitter needs to respond to this tweet with “oh, so you stole yet another move out of Liucci’s playbook.” Hell lose his fucking mind. 

No need to tweet him. He reads this thread already.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

“Don’t hold me professionally accountable for anything I say or do on Twitter.”

[SHOOTER12 8800]

4 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

General rule of thumb: if someone boasts about how much money he makes, he's lying. 

Make them post that paycheck stub bro...

[Machinator 32099]

[texifornia 56910]

GBH writer

 

[Treefidy 1463]

6 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

General rule of thumb: if someone boasts about how much money he makes, he's lying. 

If you make enough money, the goal is to make as little as possible.  So yes, that's a foolish brag and almost certainly lying whatever figure he throws out.  

[Telegraph_it 3357]

1 minute ago, Treefidy said:

If you make enough money, the goal is to make as little as possible.  So yes, that's a foolish brag and almost certainly lying whatever figure he throws out.  

Keep that W2 income at $50k and rollover any losses on K1s. Hamm obviously knows  this. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

I’m guess “busting scoop” is code for working a truck stop glory hole?

[Not a Sock 2312]

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

I’m guess “busting scoop” is code for working a truck stop glory hole?

Working implies that he is doing it for compensation and not that he just loves glory holes.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

41 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Working implies that he is doing it for compensation and not that he just loves glory holes.

He gets older, the glory holes stay the same size.

[HuntinHorn 975]

 https://mobile.twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1069375609296617473

 

 

Probably really wants one ... can’t afford it.

[Sejjr 3246]

3 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Working implies that he is doing it for compensation and not that he just loves glory holes.

That is passive income for Hamm. And tax-free to boot. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Amazing is the fact that 16 or 17 year old kids meet a middle aged dork in a restroom and still commit to the gomers. Meeting him under those circumstances alone would scare off 99 percent of most kids.

[Bevo14 8304]

16 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Member when hamm claimed to be fielding lots of recruiting coordinator offers from some serious college programs?
I do

South Harmon Institute of Technology tried to hire him

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

Just need one recruit to publicly say A&M didn't make Top 10 because of that weird recruiting/facebook dude. 

[MAGS® 400]

13 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Keep that W2 income at $50k and rollover any losses on K1s. Hamm obviously knows  this. 

W2 at 85k...  need the "verifiable" income for bank loans...  Makes it easier that way when doing personal financing if your self employed... But yes, we try to make as little as possible.  In fact I'm dead broke with a mountain of debt...  

[texifornia 56910]

 

"I'm a proud graduate of a little college in New Haven. You know the one.... Southern Connecticut State."

[Katfid54 8626]

Karen has to suck her own life force now that Brewster and his toothpick legs are gone?

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

"I'm a proud graduate of a little college in New Haven. You know the one.... Southern Connecticut State."

"New Year's Night" bowl

 

[Katfid54 8626]

3 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

"New Year's Night" bowl

 

New Year's Eve's Night.

[Vertigo 20276]

22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

New Year's Eve's Night.

In fairness, the game may still be going past midnight with all of the passing the NC State will be doing. 

[Leanderman 2275]

 

Mee Maw complaining as it is up past her bed time,

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

43 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

New Year's Eve's Night.

When a bunch of bars have that game on in the backgroundon NYE and all the drunks arent even watching, will aggy claim them as viewers?   

"I went out to watch the aggy game, and I'll tell ya, the place was PACKED! " 

[markstanco 12574]

What do you think?

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

"New Year's Night" bowl

 

Just like tu. Same as those sips.  New Years* bowl. 

 

*New Years eve. 

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

What do you think?

putting '97 on there when they lost the championship game is bad enough, but putting '10 on there when didn't even play in the championship game is next-level aggy stupidity.  

[Scholz 11941]

Not to mention their 2 fake national titles before national titles were even awarded.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

8 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

South Harmon Institute of Technology tried to hire him

But then Jonah and his fucking Hill just had to go all silly and poor aggy hamm, being the intellectual ant he is, did indeed follow a recruit to the bathroom and asked him about his weiner. 

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

I just had to post, so I'll forever be able to crow about my 100-page decision.

[47Straight 116]

 

Edited December 7, 2018 by 47Straight

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

10 minutes ago, 47Straight said:

 

trust the freaking Hamm

[Leanderman 2275]

Hamm been snorting comet cleanser again?

[Chopper 17230]

Fortunately just when this thread was lagging really hard, toilet smurf was able to cash in enough aluminum cans at the recycler to get his internet turned back on. #thankful

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Those are all old tweets.

I assume they are being dug up because hamm wrote that last one after kyler transfered and tate decommitted  and they were left with Mond.  

Edited December 8, 2018 by dingleberryswitzer

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Those are all old tweets.

I assume they are being dug up because hamm wrote that last one after kyler transfered and tate decommitted  and they were left with Mond.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Yes but Leander and chipper reacted like they werent.  Whatever, pretty funny.

[Sejjr 3246]

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Those are all old tweets.

I assume they are being dug up because hamm wrote that last one after kyler transfered and tate decommitted  and they were left with Mond.  

If we can't revisit and enjoy idiotic dipshit comments by Hamm, in his quest to be a college football recruiting director, then the terrorists have truly won.

[markstanco 12574]

Hamm has been put in his place and not tweet. Maybe jimbo, aggy, I dont know. He has never been this silent.

[texifornia 56910]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

Hamm has been put in his place and not tweet. Maybe jimbo, aggy, I dont know. He has never been this silent.

He did just spoil Jalen Wydermyer's commitment, so there's flashes of the old Hamm.

[Vertigo 20276]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He did just spoil Jalen Wydermyer's commitment, so there's flashes of the old Hamm.

That’s the only notable thing to happen to aggy recruiting in weeks. I am pretty sure Hamm is subject to Jimbo’s recruiting and also monthly cycle. 

[VaHorn 105]

On 12/3/2018 at 2:35 AM, Sejjr said:

That is passive income for Hamm. And tax-free to boot. 

Just because they play him with quarters doesn’t make it tax-free. 

[TexasToast 728]

Wherefore art thou

 

We're worried about you

(Not really)  It's just boring and this is page 100.  Get your fat ass up and say stupid shit for our amusement!

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

[Harry Ellis 445]

On 12/3/2018 at 8:39 AM, Bevo14 said:

South Harmon Institute of Technology tried to hire him

Hamm did quite well for himself at South Harmon Institute of Technology.

[Beigebandit 40]

SHIT sandwich 4 life

[Longhornfrenzy 5702]

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[EZ$ 2104]

10 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Wow, 5’7” Kyler dwarfs Hamm...

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

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Publicly bashing and disowning Kyler for two years and then pulling something like that on the night he wins the heisman is so perfectly aggy.