6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[texifornia 59,013]

 

[UDontKnow 10,571]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

180 degree backtrack. Toilet Smurf can be counted on to perpetually slob the knob of the current Aggy coach and then talk shit about him after he is shitcanned.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,279]

This is why he doesn't get media credentials.

[oh_snap 694]

Getting fired from multiple jobs and bragging about making six figs like it’s some sort of accomplishment all while proclaiming oneself to be a GOAT is so perfectly aggy.

[markstanco 12,786]

 

The replies are very aggy. Almost have are saying "he wouldnt have done it in the SEC".

I guess they didnt notice that Tua played against those steel curtain defenses in the sec.

[Bear19 82]

8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

180 degree backtrack. Toilet Smurf can be counted on to perpetually slob the knob of the current Aggy coach and then talk shit about him after he is shitcanned.

“Loochy” does the same. 

[Machinator 32,103]

[Not a Sock 2,366]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Is that the FSU or Aggy board?

[Sheep Have Wool 1,053]

Karen is South Austin's mom?

[RabidM 2,756]

23 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Is that the FSU or Aggy board?

The aggie board.  She said she was leaving that board and never coming back after they insulted Jimbo or some such once.  I guess she craved the attention too much and went crawling back.

[TommyGufano 6,023]

At what point in dealing with these raging, factless, ignorant clients does she measure their meat?

[ClubWhatever 12,301]

She was dealing with men as an infant?

[Sejjr 3,250]

Jesus, how old is that bitch? She's been dealing with clients for 67 years? Unless she was in the child labor force, she is at least 80.

[Radical Larry 28,820]

Narrator: She's full of shit. 

[Treefidy 1,507]

10 hours ago, oh_snap said:

Getting fired from multiple jobs and bragging about making six figs like it’s some sort of accomplishment all while proclaiming oneself to be a GOAT is so perfectly aggy.

Did anyone ever tell 6 figs that the two numbers to the right of the decimal don't really count?  He could make it much more mysterious (and truthful) to claim the 1 comma club.  

[rickyspub 801]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Someone post the pic of Jimbo's groundless rage and ranting at some nameless fans after a loss. (Too bad there are no recordings of Jimbo's rage, ignorant ranting and aggression when he found out his wife was the personal rollercoaster ride of the FSU AD.)

Edited December 10, 2018 by rickyspub

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

2 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

At what point in dealing with these raging, factless, ignorant clients does she measure their meat?

Hey, man - if I had to deal with those ovaries being out on the table all the time, I might suffer some shrinkage, too.

[Leanderman 2,365]

 

Well let us assume she began to deal with men at age 18? Then after 67 years of dealing with men, she is still young enough to remember the last time the gomers won anything.

[Armybrat 41,399]

I was not yet born the last time aggy won an MNC.

[Scholz 12,305]

The old bag not liking the anti-Jimbo comments after their 2 big recruiting losses at LB and CB?  Things will end well for her in the coming years dealing with that self loathing loser fanbase.  Lulz.

Edited December 10, 2018 by Scholz

[Valmy77 13,626]

23 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Yeah...Lincoln Riley and the rest of the OU offense had nothing to do with that Heisman.

[Bigpoppapump 535]

It’s like they didn’t have another qb under sumlin win the most relevant award for them in 100 years, just a couple years prior.


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[lemonandaturd 4,289]

If Karen is looking for ignorance, ranting, groundless rage, aggression, and low self esteem little dicks then she hit the jackpot in the Station.   She just described Hamm and Daddy98.  

[Newy25 7,916]

On 12/9/2018 at 7:36 AM, EZ$ said:

Wow, 5’7” Kyler dwarfs Hamm...

Holy shit how did I miss this? Kyler is like 5”8/5”9 and he is towering over Hamm. 

And that guy supposedly got into a fight with someone? 

[Leanderman 2,365]

Midget wrestling may be hams future calling?

[williemackgarza 1,826]

He aint called Smurf for nothin

[Deej 77,813]

7 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Holy shit how did I miss this? Kyler is like 5”8/5”9 and he is towering over Hamm. 

And that guy supposedly got into a fight with someone? 

Kyler ain't 5'9"

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Kyler ain't 5'9"

In these bad boys he is:

[Longhornfrenzy 6,309]

This was sent to me in a DM on Twitter.
The person that sent it knows Hamm personally.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

This was sent to me in a DM on Twitter.
The person that sent it knows Hamm personally.

Priceless...

[Telegraph_it 3,379]

Do you guys know how many frikin pools are in the Aggy network!?!?!?! Hamm is getting in on another gold mine. 

[Longhornfrenzy 6,309]

Priceless...

 

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[Angry Gorilla 1,771]

Seems dangerous for someone who can't touch in the shallow end

[Scholz 12,305]

Sounds right

[SydneyCarton 49,481]

So he was Sumlin’s pool boy all along? Funny, that firing and hamm turning on sumlin might coincide. 

[Vertigo 20,492]

13 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Do you guys know how many frikin pools are in the Aggy network!?!?!?! Hamm is getting in on another gold mine. 

He is just trying to scoop the next DC after Elko. 

[cafe society 2,903]

Cabana smurf?

[Scholz 12,305]

I thought he was going to be the recruiting coordinator for any number of major universities?

[Scholz 12,305]

Just now, cafe society said:

Cabana smurf?

SmurpH

[Vertigo 20,492]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I thought he was going to be the recruiting coordinator for any number of major universities?

Swim teams need recruits too. 

[Sejjr 3,250]

19 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

22 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Priceless...

 

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Still gets to wear a lanyard. Winning.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

He hasn't just gone off the deep end, he's vacuumed it, too.

[Sejjr 3,250]

Come to think of it, this is a perfect primary source of income for a self-proclaimed recruiting analyst. Pool cleaning season really heats up once the ink is dry on the LOIs. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,428]

On 12/2/2018 at 10:47 AM, Tree Fidy said:

Can someone post some screenshots? Little prick blocked me.

same here lol 

[Angry Gorilla 1,771]

Me too, and I've never tweeted anything on any of his threads or anything about A&M ever.

[Tex Pete 21,486]

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is just trying to scoop the next DC after Elko. 

He'll scoop it all right...

[Scholz 12,305]

It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser.  He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

Actually makes me feel better for him. I assume he has a partner than cleans the deep end?

[mr. sunshine 2,859]

Our pool needs cleaning so this thread really hits home

[Scholz 12,305]

I fished a dead squirrel out of mine at lunch.