6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Telegraph_it 3354]

When the ovaries get put on the table Hamm can check the pH. 

[47Straight 116]

Honest work. Definitely an improvement for him.

 

[Wishbone 4733]

So now he’s scooping pools instead of aggy?

[markstanco 12505]

35 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

Still cant put my finger on how this is a bad thing. 

[Scholz 11933]

The $12/hr

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

[Auto Driller 2504]

29 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Our pool needs cleaning so this thread really hits home

Solid humblebrag, as long as you’re not talking about an above ground model.

[Leanderman 2267]

Why does flashbacks of Bill Murray and the candy bar in the pool suddenly come to mind?

[rickyspub 801]

Hamm: Your place gotta pool?

Surly: Pool and a toilet. Toilet would be good for you.

[Sejjr 3246]

[SydneyCarton 47872]

Looks too tall there

[Sejjr 3246]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Looks too tall there

Or maybe that's a actual-size hundy he's floating on?

Edited December 12, 2018 by Sejjr

[Leanderman 2267]

He has had a lot of background around scum and bacteria. Perfect fit.

[Wishbone 4733]

Needs maroon shorts with SEC logo (or GOAT).

Edited December 12, 2018 by Wishbone

[Butch Had Not 2940]

Didn't sumlin have issues with the pool boy while he was there? 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

Hamm makes fun of EJ for being a pizza boy and turns into an actual pool boy.   

[Bevo14 8274]

31 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

should be floating inside toilet

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

"Filthy pool got you in a jam?

Just trust the Hamm!" 

(photo cred to longhornfrenzy) 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Somebody got drunk and shit in the pool, ok?

[Wishbone 4733]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Somebody got drunk and shit in the pool, ok?

It’s a Baby Ruth candy bar.

[rickyspub 801]

H20Figs? 

Edited December 12, 2018 by rickyspub

[Tex Pete 20176]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Why does flashbacks of Bill Murray and the candy bar in the pool suddenly come to mind?

Because I posted it on the previous page?

(Though the gif doesn't seem to be showing now)

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Surely one of you glorious bastards has a pool boy scene in one of your midget porn collections, no?

[Dennis Taylor 18705]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

It’s a Baby Ruth candy bar.

Wrong movie...

Don't fall for no banana in the tailpipe 

[demos 2992]

It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser.  He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

Hamm is no Morris Buttermaker.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

5 hours ago, cafe society said:

Cabana smurf?

Liquor snurf.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Flourescent mouth smurf

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

6 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Do you guys know how many frikin pools are in the Aggy network!?!?!?! Hamm is getting in on another gold mine. 

Just one shallow gene pool. 

[Newy25 7638]

Texas is playing in the Sugar Bowl and Hamm is selling pools. 

I really don’t know how to post gifs but if I did, I would post the one of Mullet Stiffler doing the yes, that is awesome from Old School.  

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Aggy network really came through for Hamm. 

He put out the word that he was looking for a job, and that he has experience driving all over Houston metro and skimming.

[Leanderman 2267]

Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.

[Aggy h8tr 76]

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

It's really the perfect job for a divorced, broke loser.  He can make his own hours, show up hungover and drink on the job.

Over/under on how long before he quits or gets fired? 

 

[Aggy h8tr 76]

11 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.

Perhaps "spool"....

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

59 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Texas is playing in the Sugar Bowl and Hamm is selling pools. 

I really don’t know how to post gifs but if I did, I would post the one of Mullet Stiffler doing the yes, that is awesome from Old School.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Did you say he is getting into the pool business or the stool business? Asking for a friend.

Sumlin’s pool boy? 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Toilet Smurf aggy Pools!

WHOOP!

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

I'm disappointed that there aren't enough aggy's to support the best in the biz. Guy built the Rockets, Stros, Scout, and 247. It will be a sad day in the recruiting world when Taylor hangs up his scrubber and sticks to pools and affirmative action. 

[Hanrahan 1306]

T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.

[Katfid54 8591]

7 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.

Minor setback for a major comeback cumback.

[Wiler77 1558]

In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal.

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

[Vertigo 20266]

28 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.

[texifornia 56510]

5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal.

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

Honestly, if we stopped paying attention to him it'd probably accelerate the slide. Our rubbernecking gives him strength.

[rickyspub 801]

5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

In all seriousness, I'm expecting one day to open this thread to read he hung himself or went homicidal.

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

What the hell? HE destroyed his marriage, HE cost himself every job he's ever had, and now he is paying the cost. Karma rarely comes around to those who are so shitty, but he earned his trip down to cleaning toilets. He has also been a complete troll and asshole on the internet and deserves whatever the intertubes dish out.

[SydneyCarton 47872]

6 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

What the hell? HE destroyed his marriage, HE cost himself every job he's ever had, and now he is paying the cost. Karma rarely comes around to those who are so shitty, but he earned his trip down to cleaning toilets. He has also been a complete troll and asshole on the internet and deserves whatever the intertubes dish out.

Not has been. Continues to be a troll on the internet. 

[Scholz 11933]

He's a complete asshole and it's funny.  That's why.  It's called schadenfreude.  Be more German.

[SydneyCarton 47872]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He's a complete asshole and it's funny.  That's why.  It's called schadenfreude.  Be more German.

That might be the first time that has been said in the history of ever. And I'm german. 

[Scholz 11933]

[Vertigo 20266]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That might be the first time that has been said in the history of ever. And I'm german. 

[Deej 76560]

Hamm's: From the land of sky blue waters.

 

 

Edited December 13, 2018 by Deej

[closetojumping 62229]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hamm's: From the land of sky blue waters.

 

 

Did you know Taylor Ham is a thing in New Jersey? I didn't until this week. Yeah, it's a fucking pork product not unlike spam, which I think dovetails with the Taylor Hamm we've all come to know as well.