6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[C-Man 27,777]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

I'm honestly expecting Hamm to drop the N-word or a "boy" on Anwar any minute now.

[texifornia 59,011]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm honestly expecting Hamm to drop the N-word or a "boy" on Anwar any minute now.

Hamm wasn't being intentionally racist with the "boy" to Malik - he really thought they were cool hip friends like that

[crash_davis 23,468]

i wonder where his kids are going to be for christmas?  fucking unhireable douchebag poolboy.  too bad he didn't love his kids as much as he loves sniffing 18 year old's jocks.

[Wiler77 1,628]

On 12/13/2018 at 9:26 AM, Wiler77 said:

Dude seems like a genuine DB, but it's a about time to give it a rest.  His marriage fell apart, he's lost every job he's ever had, and now he's cleaning fucking pools.  Life has already beat the shit out of him.  What's the point of the internet beating him down even further?

This post did not age well.

Fuck everything about that dude.  He gets everything coming to him and deserves to have his shit put on blast.

God I hope JS is screwing with him.  Not that I really care one way of the other about JS--it would just be another career low light for The Hamm.

[BigOrange1 6,611]

hope a ton more bad shit happens to him in 2019. 

maybe facebook will suspend his account.

[Leanderman 2,360]

He must be the only six figure pool boy in the world? Who knew scooping leaves out of a pool paid so much?

[Chooky 13,340]

 

[Dennis Taylor 19,344]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

 

Coburn committed to Texas literally one day after Hammster said he was pushing back his announcement until after the season...ONE DAY! 

Best in the biz 

[texifornia 59,011]

New daddy must have bought the kids Longhorn PJs for Christmas

(pizza boy is EJ, thought the funny thing is he never delivered pizzas - he worked in a sandwich shop)

Edited December 20, 2018 by texifornia

[Butch Had Not 3,060]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

New daddy must have bought the kids Longhorn PJs for Christmas

(pizza boy is EJ, thought the funny thing is he never delivered pizzas - he worked in a sandwich shop)

Does hamms boss know he's tweeting on company time? He probably also forgets to lock the gate when he's done and then claims someone else unlocked it later. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,279]

 

[ClubWhatever 12,284]

1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

haha

[Orange&White 5,573]

Poor little fella just doesn't know when to stfu.

[Bevoball 184]

I know alot of people don't like EJ, but god damn I love how much he pissed hammster off

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,279]

 

[Telegraph_it 3,379]

 

[ClubWhatever 12,284]

"After yesterday" when FWK had to basically tell Hamm to shut up?

[texifornia 59,011]

1 minute ago, Bevoball said:

I know alot of people don't like EJ, but god damn I love how much he pissed hammster off

It's easily his most redeeming quality

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,279]

He hasn't gotten fired from two recruiting sites, which is an accomplishment, I suppose.

[sdm 928]

I assume a driver's side booster seat comes standard with the Tahoe Premier?

[thepop 4,418]

10 minutes ago, Bevoball said:

I know alot of people don't like EJ, but god damn I love how much he pissed hammster off

He sure knows how to troll aggy.

[satyanash 15,566]

15 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

Lol doesn't E.J. own a smart car? A car for which he doesn't know how to swap the tires?

[texifornia 59,011]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Lol doesn't E.J. own a smart car? A car for which he doesn't know how to swap the tires?

Nah, he had an Audi (that was the tires one), and traded it in for the (cheapest kind of) Benz

[Chuckie Finster 23,039]

Nothing screams "I'm successful" like arguing on Twitter at 11am on a Thursday.

[markstanco 12,786]

I want a Tahoe Premier. 

[Scholz 12,305]

That was over two months BEFORE NSD!!!! TWO MONTHS!

 

[Scholz 12,305]

EJ I own a home, a 2017 Tahoe premier, own a business

 

 

[Sejjr 3,250]

Jesus Christ that is some pathetic twitter slapping. 

[texifornia 59,011]

Lol

 

[gordogg24p 344]

Holland LP when.

[Scholz 12,305]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Do they even know what a frappe is in Greenbow, Alabama?

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

Actually Taylor, your ex wife now owns a home. 

[Aggy h8tr 76]

You're welcome 

 

[Butch Had Not 3,060]

2 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

Holy shit

[Not a Sock 2,366]

4 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

You brilliant cunt.

[Scholz 12,305]

Hahahaha

[ClubWhatever 12,284]

the number of views is about to exceed 187.  By a lot.

[Butch Had Not 3,060]

I like this new guy. 

[texifornia 59,011]

(edited to protect the innocent)

Edited December 20, 2018 by texifornia

[Aggy h8tr 76]

I'm usually more of a lurker, but someone sent that to me and I had to partake 

[Dennis Taylor 19,344]

holy shit I was about to stop the video and there it was  

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

That is beautiful. 

[You don't know me 1,163]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

How the fuck did he find 2 people shorter than him?

[crash_davis 23,468]

everyone should call platinum pools and request that they send out hamm to clean the smurf pools in our restrooms. 

perfect match.

- he knows his way around restrooms and pools

- it's too shallow for him to drown 

[crash_davis 23,468]

3 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

How the fuck did he find 2 people shorter than him?

dude in the second pic is sitting on a barstool.

[gordogg24p 344]

Just now, crash_davis said:

everyone should call platinum pools and request that they send out hamm to clean the smurf pools in our restrooms. 

perfect match.

- he knows his way around restrooms and pools

- it's too shallow for him to drown 

Probably should request that he brings his water wings just to avoid liability if he figures out how to drown anyway.

[Katfid54 9,005]

3 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

How the fuck did he find 2 people shorter than him?

The first one is a woman who is 4'9" tall.  The second one is a guy sitting down, while Hamm stands up next to him.

[BigOrange1 6,611]

does he wear his aggy ring in place of his wedding ring?

[Sheep Have Wool 1,053]

The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."