6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[texifornia 56,510]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

does he wear his aggy ring in place of his wedding ring?

Based on the second picture - he indeed does. What a psycho.

[BigOrange1 6,422]

lol if that doesn't sum him up perfectly i don't know what does.

[crash_davis 23,084]

holy shit.  he's married to aggy.  holy shit, the delusion is real.  no wonder he's divorced.

[Telegraph_it 3,354]

2 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."

I was about to post the same thing. Only one other person is wearing anything collegiate related, and no one is giving a gig'em or any other school sign. 

[Tex Pete 20,174]

Never change, Hammbone.

[theaveragejon 974]

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

jon, considering that video was posted in the previous page, your post is average.

[TheRRKid 227]

It should be posted on every page of this thread

[Vertigo 20,266]

36 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I guess sometimes.. there aren't enough lattes. 

[HenryJames 65,888]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Lol

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I give Hamm about another month and he'll be fired from this pool company, in the off-season. He's sure as shit going to cause the owner to peruse the internet and see the not so flattering side of life Smurfville.

[C-Man 27,049]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Jesus Christ that is some pathetic twitter slapping. 

[Newy25 7,638]

39 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

 

Holy fucking shit! That is aweeeeeesome. 

Pool boy is wearing his Aggy swag to the company Christmas party. Glorious find. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

"Gig 'em" at a company Christmas party? What, in case 10 pound baby Jesus wants to hump it?

What the fuck is that shit?

[C-Man 27,049]

42 minutes ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

[C-Man 27,049]

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Gig 'em" at a company Christmas party? What, in case 10 pound baby Jesus wants to hump it?

What the fuck is that shit?

It's an aggy-friendly company, if not aggy-owned. Two dipshits at the beginning throw up the "Gig 'Em" thumb and then there's another Gomer wearing an aggy cap a little later.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Know how you spot an aggy in public? Everything they wear has aggy on it. From cradle to grave.

[Noodles 77]

Soooo awesome!  Hahahaha

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, C-Man said:

It's an aggy-friendly company, if not aggy-owned. Two dipshits at the beginning throw up the "Gig 'Em" thumb and then there's another Gomer wearing an aggy cap a little later.

It's still sacrilege and rude. But then, they whoop at weddings and funerals, so decorum has never really been their strong suit. Fuckers shouldn't be allowed out in civilized society.

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

Aggy ring on wedding finger, just Torbush.

College wannabe look at pool boy job, would be OK for 17yo hoping for offer or acceptance. Not exactly up to the dignity of someone who still is asked to help pay taxes on his former home and who has not had his SUV repo’d yet.

He needs help.

[C-Man 27,049]

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

It's still sacrilege and rude. But then, they whoop at weddings and funerals, so decorum has never really been their strong suit. Fuckers shouldn't be allowed out in civilized society.

Oh, I don't mean to condone it in the slightest. It's ridiculous as fuck. Normal people don't scream where they went to college more than aggy dickslaps.

[Tex Pete 20,174]

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

 

Holy fucking shit! That is aweeeeeesome. 

Pool boy is wearing his Aggy swag to the company Christmas party. Glorious find. 

Like he can afford to buy other clothes. Those are probably freebies 247 gave him while he was recruiting for aggy under their banner.  

[Dennis Taylor 18,705]

4 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Aggy ring on wedding finger, just Torbush.

 

well maybe he is wearing the 20-- Natty ring on his right hand that his pal Jimbo gave him 

[HtownHorn 14,484]

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

Edited December 20, 2018 by HtownHorn

[golfclap 6,903]

I know a few Ags like Hamm. They wear Aggy gear 100% of the time. Lapel pins and/or cufflinks (along with the ever-present ring) to weddings and funerals. 365 days a year they have Aggy gear on - it's part of the cult. 

[Richter 2,230]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

Taylor - Kiddie Pool Tester / Pool Cleaner

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

deborah probably hasn't been fired from two jobs in the last 18 months.  would you put an employee on your website that can't even last a year at a job?

[Newy25 7,638]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

I really should not be enjoying this as much as I am. 

[Handcruser 2,805]

My god that video is awful and glorious all at the same time.




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[Ricky Butler 2,660]

I own a home. None of y'all better come at me.

[texaslong 678]

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck, Taylor doesn't even get a mention on the company website. Even the Beaumont area receptionist, Deborah, is on the website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

I thought I saw mention of him on the finance page. At least there is a reference to 6 digits on that page.

[RabidM 2,664]

1 hour ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

You Golden God!

[Terry Silver 219]

I wonder if Hamm took a peak at his coworkers' dongs in the restroom?

Edited December 20, 2018 by Terry Silver

[victory88 5,658]

1 hour ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."

I never understood how some people are so tied to their fan hood.  I love UT football and have been active on message boards since for the last 15 years.  i listen to all the podcasts on my drive to work and read articles while dropping a deuce.  With that said, UT football doesn’t even come close to the list of actual real priorities in life.  If my wife or work requires me to skip a game, I don’t think twice about it.  Yet this dumbfuck let his fan hood ruin marriage, his career, reputation, and relationship with his kids.  All for what?  In hope that your college team succeeds?  

[texifornia 56,510]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

the number of views is about to exceed 187.  By a lot.

Almost up to 400 already. Whatever employee posted it must be starting to get a bit suspicious.

[Skipper 6,103]

If I lived in Houston, I would offer Premier Pools a multi-year contract on Pool Cleaning so long as Taylor Hamm was assigned to it and was required to drain my pool and paint a big ass Longhorn in it.  Then scrub it every week.   So I could post pictures here.

[texaslong 678]

15 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I never understood how some people are so tied to their fan hood.  I love UT football and have been active on message boards since for the last 15 years.  i listen to all the podcasts on my drive to work and read articles while dropping a deuce.  With that said, UT football doesn’t even come close to the list of actual real priorities in life.  If my wife or work requires me to skip a game, I don’t think twice about it.  Yet this dumbfuck let his fan hood ruin marriage, his career, reputation, and relationship with his kids.  All for what?  In hope that your college team succeeds?  

Jimbo effect.

[Harry Ellis 445]

My favorite part is the look little Hamm gets from the guy on his right at the 0:55 mark. That guy is probably thinking, "Is that the guy I was warned to look out for in the bathroom?"

[Orange&White 5,516]

Which Houston Surly resident is going to win the biggest rep award by hiring Hamm to clean their pool?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,059]

That video is amazing...plus I think I know another dude it there.  At the :44 mark there's a dude w/ a red polo shirt on.  He's a Sooner but I don't think he works pools.  Last I knew he was the sales manager at a Houston TV station.  That pool company buy a lot of air time?

[Get ln My Van 927]

Hamm probably sleeps with that fucking class ring.

[Get ln My Van 927]

I’m embarrassed for him and I hate the guy.

I mean what kinda douche still spikes his hair with LA Looks gel in his mid 30s? Fuckin clown.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

2 hours ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

Not sure what the most rep ever given for a single post is, but I'm pretty sure we're about to find out.

[HenryJames 65,888]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Which Houston Surly resident is going to win the biggest rep award by hiring Hamm to clean their pool?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

4 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

Hamm is calling his facebook page a business he owns?

Edited December 20, 2018 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[DaysOff 7,851]

Lots of leaves to scoop out today with all this wind. After a hard day he's going to log in to this thread and feel so much pride.

[GRHorn 105]

3 hours ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

Is this real life?

[Magus Ossis 2,783]

This hits close to home because my pool guy has had to clean leaves for me, too. Also, I have been fired twice recently. Actually no to that last bit.

[texifornia 56,510]

Pool video is up to 859 views.

@Aggy h8tr is up to 58 likes.

Has there ever been a stronger introduction to the board?

[gordogg24p 344]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Pool video is up to 859 views.

@Aggy h8tr is up to 58 likes.

Has there ever been a stronger introduction to the board?