6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Bevo14 8,274]

 

5 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

He forgot to mention his 6figs

[Aggy h8tr 76]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Pool video is up to 859 views.

@Aggy h8tr is up to 58 likes.

Has there ever been a stronger introduction to the board?

Glad I could start my posting with a bang. 

I still can't wrap my head around someone as successful as Hamm having to take a pool company job. You don't do that shit for fun. You do that because you need money. 

 

[texifornia 56,518]

1 minute ago, Aggy h8tr said:

I still can't wrap my head around someone as successful as Hamm having to take a pool company job. You don't do that shit for fun. You do that because you need money.  

 

I've isolated the misconception in your statement

[Tree Fidy 1,196]

Pool video is up to 859 views.
[mention=3890]Aggy h8tr[/mention] is up to 58 likes.
Has there ever been a stronger introduction to the board?

It’s Hamm’s newest sock. He will have so much rep, crowd-sourcing off the board will be impossible. That Aggy mod will refuse to intervene and we will be stuck with that midget fucking up our sanctuary. Pos rep if you insist, but consider yourself warned.

[SaucyJack 3,487]

2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I own a home. None of y'all better come at me.

 

[Aggy h8tr 76]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I've isolated the misconception in your statement

I should have put quotes....its obvious he is far from successful the way he boasts. 

[Fug 540]

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

It’s Hamm’s newest sock. He will have so much rep, crowd-sourcing off the board will be impossible. That Aggy mod will refuse to intervene and we will be stuck with that midget fucking up our sanctuary. Pos rep if you insist, but consider yourself warned.

I think you’re thinking way too highly of this guys intelligence, also he’s such a cocky prick no way he could keep silent this long.

[Leanderman 2,267]

Next time the gomers have a "recruit sponsored" pool party, you know who they will call to clean up

[Tree Fidy 1,196]

I think you’re thinking way too highly of this guys intelligence, also he’s such a cocky prick no way he could keep silent this long.

Yeah, sarcasm...couldn’t think less of him. Well, I mean maybe his soon to be ex-wife does but you get the point.

[HtownHorn 14,486]

38 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Is this real life?

Or is this just fantasy?

 

[rickyspub 801]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Or is this just fantasy?

 

Caught on a pool slide,

No escape from the aggy.

Open your eyes,

Look down on the Hamm and see...

He's just a pool boy, he need no sympathy.

His jobs are easy come, easy go.

Little man always goes low.

Anyway the recruit goes doesn't really matter to he, so long as its aggy.

Edited December 20, 2018 by rickyspub

[Harry Ellis 445]

Should Herman ask Hamm to clean up after next summer's heat wave pool party?

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?

 

 

 

 

Hmmm

 

 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggieH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?




Hmmm

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

No way.  Aggy never lies cheats or steals.   

[EZ$ 2,102]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

It's an aggy-friendly company, if not aggy-owned. Two dipshits at the beginning throw up the "Gig 'Em" thumb and then there's another Gomer wearing an aggy cap a little later.

Don’t think so....too much “diversity” if you know what I mean...

[Longhornfrenzy 5,591]

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?
 
 
 
 
Hmmm
 
 
 
 

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[Wishbone 4,738]

He’s finally been accepted as a “made man” into the aggy network he’s pimped for so long.

[LoneStarBiker 145]

42 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?

 

 

 

 

Hmmm

 

 

 

 

Relevant? When was Hamm ever relevant? 

[Wishbone 4,738]

51 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

Should Herman ask Hamm to clean up after next summer's heat wave pool party?

This needed more love.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Which Houston Surly resident is going to win the biggest rep award by hiring Hamm to clean their pool?

I’m calling them tomorrow.  

[Wishbone 4,738]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’m calling them tomorrow.  

Tell them “gig’em” before you hang up to ensure they dispatch the Hammster.

[Aggy h8tr 76]

47 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?

 

 

 

 

Hmmm

 

 

 

 

I wish I was more interesting but I'm just a good Googler. I'm sure he has a handle on here bc he can't avoid conflict. 

His ex seems legit though. This whole disaster is just fascinating.

 

[texifornia 56,518]

Just now, Aggy h8tr said:

I wish I was more interesting but I'm just a good Googler. I'm sure he has a handle on here bc he can't avoid conflict. 

His ex seems legit though. This whole disaster is just fascinating.

 

The ex seems pretty and succesful. The neurosis has come on over time.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

I can guess his two least favorite co-workers. https://platinumpools.com/staff/

 

LYNSIE

Scheduler

Lynsie is the Office Manager & Scheduler in our Victoria office. She was born and raised in Victoria and is a die-hard Longhorn fan. She also enjoys cooking, shopping, wine tasting, tailgating and family trips to the Frio River. She is involved with Dorothy O’Conner Pet Adoption Center & Faith Family Church.

 

MALIK

Service Manager

Malik enjoys bike riding, running, and playing basketball. He is interested in music, cars, training, and sports. Malik also volunteers as a coach along with helping out at the Houston Food Bank. His favorite genre of music is hip-hop, and he loves watching House of Cards.

[happyhookem 224]

5 hours ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

 

Definitely aggy, cuz those are some fugly women.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

1 hour ago, Aggy h8tr said:

 

I still can't wrap my head around someone as successful as Hamm having to take a pool company job. You don't do that shit for fun. You do that because you need money. 

 

He had an option to be the coin boy at a car wash, but there is more upward mobility in dirty pools.  

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

What happened to the video?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

9 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He had an option to be the coin boy at a car wash, but there is more upward mobility in dirty pools.  

Great. Now I am forever going to think of Hamm when I hear this song:

 

[Wishbone 4,738]

Until I looked through that website I would have bet that was an aggy network job. Don’t think so now. There is no way there wouldn’t be aggy shit all over that site if it was. Not a hint of aggy anywhere on there. Has Hamm been blackballed from that prestigious cult click?

[Fug 540]

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

What happened to the video?

Holy shit, they deleted it hahaha

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

That has to be awkward explaining to your boss. 

[Vertigo 20,267]

Looks like they locked it down. Lol i bet they havent had that much traffic on their whole site all year. We know Hamm hasn’t.

[SimkinsMan 4,349]

Hahaha surly forced the Hamm video to be taken down. Hamm is such a shitbAG.

[OnAComputer 1,405]

Did anybody see any of the comments on the video?

[Fug 540]

7 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Did anybody see any of the comments on the video?

No, care to enlighten us?

[texifornia 56,518]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

(edited to protect the innocent)

Bumping the screenshots so the legend lives

[Leanderman 2,267]

Hamm should just follow his dreams......towel boy in a high class Vegas bathroom.

[Vertigo 20,267]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Hamm should just follow his dreams......towel boy in a high class Vegas bathroom.

[SHOOTER12 8,789]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

Holy shit, they deleted it hahaha

No s***, did anyone somehow save it? I've been dying to see it after seeing all the posts over it.

[RabidM 2,664]

One of you fucks must have downloaded that video, right?  Right?

[markstanco 12,505]

I can guess his two least favorite co-workers. https://platinumpools.com/staff/
 

LYNSIE

Scheduler

Lynsie is the Office Manager & Scheduler in our Victoria office. She was born and raised in Victoria and is a die-hard Longhorn fan. She also enjoys cooking, shopping, wine tasting, tailgating and family trips to the Frio River. She is involved with Dorothy O’Conner Pet Adoption Center & Faith Family Church.

 

MALIK

Service Manager

Malik enjoys bike riding, running, and playing basketball. He is interested in music, cars, training, and sports. Malik also volunteers as a coach along with helping out at the Houston Food Bank. His favorite genre of music is hip-hop, and he loves watching House of Cards.

Reckon he calls the service manager 'boy'?

[markstanco 12,505]

One of you fucks must have downloaded that video, right?  Right?

The video was just a slide presentation. Screen caps got all of it.

[Wishbone 4,738]

25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Hamm should just follow his dreams......towel boy in a high class Vegas bathroom.

Hasn’t this practice caused him enough trouble?

Edited December 21, 2018 by Wishbone

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Never change, Hammbone.

Nice work, Tex Pete. I'd give you an up-vote if I had any left. 

[Tex Pete 20,179]

5 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm probably sleeps with that fucking class ring.

By “sleeps with,” I assume you mean “fucks.” It would be too loose for him to fuck it. Tic Tac. 

[Magus Ossis 2,784]

2 hours ago, Aggy h8tr said:

I wish I was more interesting but I'm just a good Googler. I'm sure he has a handle on here bc he can't avoid conflict. 

His ex seems legit though. This whole disaster is just fascinating.

 

Would you say you are a eugoogler?

[Plorant 798]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lol

 

Inside view of EJ's house:

[Wishbone 4,738]

2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Would you say you are a eugoogler?

Only when he has to speak at a funeral.

[TKthunder2 4,980]

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Never change, Hammbone.

Can’t believe you forgot his highly successful real estate venture with his now ex wife, you know the one where he never had any listings...