6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Bevo14 8468]

 

5 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

He forgot to mention his 6figs

[Aggy h8tr 76]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Pool video is up to 859 views.

@Aggy h8tr is up to 58 likes.

Has there ever been a stronger introduction to the board?

Glad I could start my posting with a bang. 

I still can't wrap my head around someone as successful as Hamm having to take a pool company job. You don't do that shit for fun. You do that because you need money. 

 

[texifornia 58838]

1 minute ago, Aggy h8tr said:

I still can't wrap my head around someone as successful as Hamm having to take a pool company job. You don't do that shit for fun. You do that because you need money.  

 

I've isolated the misconception in your statement

[Tree Fidy 1204]

Pool video is up to 859 views.
[mention=3890]Aggy h8tr[/mention] is up to 58 likes.
Has there ever been a stronger introduction to the board?

It’s Hamm’s newest sock. He will have so much rep, crowd-sourcing off the board will be impossible. That Aggy mod will refuse to intervene and we will be stuck with that midget fucking up our sanctuary. Pos rep if you insist, but consider yourself warned.

[SaucyJack 3517]

2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I own a home. None of y'all better come at me.

 

[Aggy h8tr 76]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I've isolated the misconception in your statement

I should have put quotes....its obvious he is far from successful the way he boasts. 

[Fug 604]

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

It’s Hamm’s newest sock. He will have so much rep, crowd-sourcing off the board will be impossible. That Aggy mod will refuse to intervene and we will be stuck with that midget fucking up our sanctuary. Pos rep if you insist, but consider yourself warned.

I think you’re thinking way too highly of this guys intelligence, also he’s such a cocky prick no way he could keep silent this long.

[Leanderman 2353]

Next time the gomers have a "recruit sponsored" pool party, you know who they will call to clean up

[Tree Fidy 1204]

I think you’re thinking way too highly of this guys intelligence, also he’s such a cocky prick no way he could keep silent this long.

Yeah, sarcasm...couldn’t think less of him. Well, I mean maybe his soon to be ex-wife does but you get the point.

[HtownHorn 15243]

38 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Is this real life?

Or is this just fantasy?

 

[rickyspub 801]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Or is this just fantasy?

 

Caught on a pool slide,

No escape from the aggy.

Open your eyes,

Look down on the Hamm and see...

He's just a pool boy, he need no sympathy.

His jobs are easy come, easy go.

Little man always goes low.

Anyway the recruit goes doesn't really matter to he, so long as its aggy.

Edited December 20, 2018 by rickyspub

[Harry Ellis 445]

Should Herman ask Hamm to clean up after next summer's heat wave pool party?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?

 

 

 

 

Hmmm

 

 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggieH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?




Hmmm

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

No way.  Aggy never lies cheats or steals.   

[EZ$ 2125]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

It's an aggy-friendly company, if not aggy-owned. Two dipshits at the beginning throw up the "Gig 'Em" thumb and then there's another Gomer wearing an aggy cap a little later.

Don’t think so....too much “diversity” if you know what I mean...

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?
 
 
 
 
Hmmm
 
 
 
 

.

[Wishbone 4924]

He’s finally been accepted as a “made man” into the aggy network he’s pimped for so long.

[LoneStarBiker 145]

42 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?

 

 

 

 

Hmmm

 

 

 

 

Relevant? When was Hamm ever relevant? 

[Wishbone 4924]

51 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

Should Herman ask Hamm to clean up after next summer's heat wave pool party?

This needed more love.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Which Houston Surly resident is going to win the biggest rep award by hiring Hamm to clean their pool?

I’m calling them tomorrow.  

[Wishbone 4924]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’m calling them tomorrow.  

Tell them “gig’em” before you hang up to ensure they dispatch the Hammster.

[Aggy h8tr 76]

47 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

What if...and I’m just thinking out loud here...what IF AggyH8tr IS Hamm posting links about himself JUST to stay relevant?

 

 

 

 

Hmmm

 

 

 

 

I wish I was more interesting but I'm just a good Googler. I'm sure he has a handle on here bc he can't avoid conflict. 

His ex seems legit though. This whole disaster is just fascinating.

 

[texifornia 58838]

Just now, Aggy h8tr said:

I wish I was more interesting but I'm just a good Googler. I'm sure he has a handle on here bc he can't avoid conflict. 

His ex seems legit though. This whole disaster is just fascinating.

 

The ex seems pretty and succesful. The neurosis has come on over time.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1276]

I can guess his two least favorite co-workers. https://platinumpools.com/staff/

 

LYNSIE

Scheduler

Lynsie is the Office Manager & Scheduler in our Victoria office. She was born and raised in Victoria and is a die-hard Longhorn fan. She also enjoys cooking, shopping, wine tasting, tailgating and family trips to the Frio River. She is involved with Dorothy O’Conner Pet Adoption Center & Faith Family Church.

 

MALIK

Service Manager

Malik enjoys bike riding, running, and playing basketball. He is interested in music, cars, training, and sports. Malik also volunteers as a coach along with helping out at the Houston Food Bank. His favorite genre of music is hip-hop, and he loves watching House of Cards.

[happyhookem 224]

5 hours ago, Aggy h8tr said:

You're welcome 

 

 

Definitely aggy, cuz those are some fugly women.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 hour ago, Aggy h8tr said:

 

I still can't wrap my head around someone as successful as Hamm having to take a pool company job. You don't do that shit for fun. You do that because you need money. 

 

He had an option to be the coin boy at a car wash, but there is more upward mobility in dirty pools.  

[Butch Had Not 3054]

What happened to the video?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

9 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He had an option to be the coin boy at a car wash, but there is more upward mobility in dirty pools.  

Great. Now I am forever going to think of Hamm when I hear this song:

 

[Wishbone 4924]

Until I looked through that website I would have bet that was an aggy network job. Don’t think so now. There is no way there wouldn’t be aggy shit all over that site if it was. Not a hint of aggy anywhere on there. Has Hamm been blackballed from that prestigious cult click?

[Fug 604]

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

What happened to the video?

Holy shit, they deleted it hahaha

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

That has to be awkward explaining to your boss. 

[Vertigo 20476]

Looks like they locked it down. Lol i bet they havent had that much traffic on their whole site all year. We know Hamm hasn’t.

[SimkinsMan 4544]

Hahaha surly forced the Hamm video to be taken down. Hamm is such a shitbAG.

[OnAComputer 1440]

Did anybody see any of the comments on the video?

[Fug 604]

7 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Did anybody see any of the comments on the video?

No, care to enlighten us?

[texifornia 58838]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

(edited to protect the innocent)

Bumping the screenshots so the legend lives

[Leanderman 2353]

Hamm should just follow his dreams......towel boy in a high class Vegas bathroom.

[Vertigo 20476]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Hamm should just follow his dreams......towel boy in a high class Vegas bathroom.

[SHOOTER12 8883]

1 hour ago, Fug said:

Holy shit, they deleted it hahaha

No s***, did anyone somehow save it? I've been dying to see it after seeing all the posts over it.

[RabidM 2755]

One of you fucks must have downloaded that video, right?  Right?

[markstanco 12773]

I can guess his two least favorite co-workers. https://platinumpools.com/staff/
 

LYNSIE

Scheduler

Lynsie is the Office Manager & Scheduler in our Victoria office. She was born and raised in Victoria and is a die-hard Longhorn fan. She also enjoys cooking, shopping, wine tasting, tailgating and family trips to the Frio River. She is involved with Dorothy O’Conner Pet Adoption Center & Faith Family Church.

 

MALIK

Service Manager

Malik enjoys bike riding, running, and playing basketball. He is interested in music, cars, training, and sports. Malik also volunteers as a coach along with helping out at the Houston Food Bank. His favorite genre of music is hip-hop, and he loves watching House of Cards.

Reckon he calls the service manager 'boy'?

[markstanco 12773]

One of you fucks must have downloaded that video, right?  Right?

The video was just a slide presentation. Screen caps got all of it.

[Wishbone 4924]

25 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Hamm should just follow his dreams......towel boy in a high class Vegas bathroom.

Hasn’t this practice caused him enough trouble?

Edited December 21, 2018 by Wishbone

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Never change, Hammbone.

Nice work, Tex Pete. I'd give you an up-vote if I had any left. 

[Tex Pete 21395]

5 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Hamm probably sleeps with that fucking class ring.

By “sleeps with,” I assume you mean “fucks.” It would be too loose for him to fuck it. Tic Tac. 

[Magus Ossis 2997]

2 hours ago, Aggy h8tr said:

I wish I was more interesting but I'm just a good Googler. I'm sure he has a handle on here bc he can't avoid conflict. 

His ex seems legit though. This whole disaster is just fascinating.

 

Would you say you are a eugoogler?

[Plorant 895]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lol

 

Inside view of EJ's house:

[Wishbone 4924]

2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Would you say you are a eugoogler?

Only when he has to speak at a funeral.

[TKthunder2 5058]

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Never change, Hammbone.

Can’t believe you forgot his highly successful real estate venture with his now ex wife, you know the one where he never had any listings...