6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[MonkeyDoughnut 10765]

Hamm's brown nosing of FWK on twitter might be the saddest most pathetic thing he's done to date. 

[DaysOff 8157]

Pic from EWR. Y'all weren't kidding.

[satyanash 15373]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Pic from EWR. Y'all weren't kidding.

Both very popular in New Jersey for some reason.

[Scholz 12302]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Hamm's brown nosing of FWK on twitter might be the saddest most pathetic thing he's done to date. 

Ha. What a homo.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

This thread is a (highly metaphorical) rollercoaster... y’all get WAY too upset about shit he says, then y’all CRUSH him with shit like this. I love it

If you call laughing hysterically until your sides hurt 'WAY too upset' well then yeah, we do.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Dude....he’s a pool cleaner....not a meat gazer. Advantage aggy

Why not both?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Hamm has that weird feral rat energy, like Charlie from Always Sunny. EJ is soft. Hamm either wins or is DQ'd for below-the-belt cheating shit.

Feral rat energy?

Like Algernon?

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

[Get ln My Van 934]

I expect to wake up to plenty of spin from those aggy dorks tomorrow.

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

@Longhornfrenzy should be delivering the goods.

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

Welp, he saw an ass whooping. Hope he enjoyed every second. 

Now maybe Georgia just ran out of time, and also decided to prove that they should have been in the playoff by not really trying to win the sugar bowl. 

Edited January 2, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1276]

 

Just retweeted someone saying that they need to take Georgia's SEC card back. Lol.

[HtownHorn 15243]

46 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Well he was right, it was an ass-whooping.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Ol hamm is a shitstain and anyone that feels bad for him can hug a nut

[Leanderman 2353]

Hamm needs to return to stall #2 where he belongs.

[Dennis Taylor 19294]

10 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

The replies are fucking outstanding 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1276]

13 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The replies are fucking outstanding 

He’s gone awful quiet. Won’t be long before he runs his mouth again. 

[Leanderman 2353]

Get up off your knees pool boy, I know when I am licked.

[Tex Pete 21394]

9 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

 

Just retweeted someone saying that they need to take Georgia's SEC card back. Lol.

Sounds just like a cuck stroking his tiny tiny dick as another man takes his clothes off to fuck the cuck’s wife. I’ve got it on DVR if you need to watch it again.  

Enjoy, Taylor. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13387]

It’s going to be funny when Georgia rolls them up next season.

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

There are going to be several pissed off pool owners in the Kingwood area today as it is guaranteed Hamm drank himself silly and cried in his moms lap all night last night. 

[Wishbone 4924]

4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

There are going to be several pissed off pool owners rs in the Kingwood area today as it is guaranteed Hamm drank himself silly and cried in his moms lap all night last night. 

They better keep an eye on him lest he wind up at the bottom of one.

[Vertigo 20475]

On 1/2/2019 at 10:04 AM, Casual Encounter said:

It’s going to be funny when Georgia rolls them up next season.

Georgia is going to be salty next year. Aggy is going to get their head handed to them. 

[thepop 4418]

 

[Tree Fidy 1204]

 

Can someone post a screenshot of what 6Figs tweeted? That lil bitch blocked me.

[TheBryMan81 2632]

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

Can someone post a screenshot of what 6Figs tweeted? That lil bitch blocked me.

Quote

@_TaylorHamm

Geezus Kirby these boys from Austin are the softest group you’ve faced all year!

 

[Bevo14 8468]

21 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

Division 1? Not sure Hamm could play Pop Warner

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Division 1? Not sure Hamm could play Pop Warner

Well, not now. I don't think he's allowed within 100 yards of a school 

[Radical Larry 28815]

28 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

[Enchubben 5598]

Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13122]

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.

That would be a great way to start the year lol

[SimkinsMan 4544]

Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.

But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise.

[UDontKnow 10559]

3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Division 1? Not sure Hamm could play Pop Warner

Hamm would lose a Special Olympics event even with the faculty of all four limbs. He really needs to be careful that he doesn't drown in a pool.

[SimkinsMan 4544]

Per LHF on the Twitters:

“Somebody sent me a DM. Rumor Hamm was fired from his Pool job. Quick! Somebody call Platinum pools in Kingwood to verify”

[Dennis Taylor 19294]

10 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

 

But he was in the video and everything. Wouldn’t shock me if the owner pulled the video after seeing it linked here, and did some research which led to Hamm’s demise.

 

Maybe got caught tweeting or facebooking on company time.

Or maybe the boss, like any normal sane person,  thought following teenagers into the bathroom was a bit creepy. Or riding in tubes at waterparks with teenagers was kinda strange. 

Edited January 5, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

How can this get confirmed

[RabidM 2755]

ROFL... was tempted to feel sorry for him for half a second, but then I remembered all the shit he talks... fuck him.

[UDontKnow 10559]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How can this get confirmed

He's not listed as staff on their website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

[crash_davis 23465]

hamm!  you glorious loser.  you never disappoint.  and for that we laugh at you. again.

[TKthunder2 5058]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

He's not listed as staff on their website.

https://platinumpools.com/staff/

Not sure he ever was.

[EZ$ 2125]

4 hours ago, thepop said:

 

To be fair to Hambone....has Tope played a down of D1 College Football yet???

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Hamm told himself, this is not my beautiful job

Hamm told himself, this is not my beautiful wife

Letting the days go by, let the pool water hold me down

Letting the days go by, pool water flowing underground

Into the bathroom again, after the money's gone

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

To be fair to Hambone....has Tope played a down of D1 College Football yet???

Imade played in the Sugar Bowl.  He was in the jumbo package when they sent out an extra lineman.

[Leanderman 2353]

I bet hamm forgot to bring his kiddie water wings to work once too often?

[Richter 2373]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Rumor of Hammster getting fired from the pool company? Lulz.

I mean, it’s what he does...

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

Just now, Richter said:

I mean, it’s what he does...

Hamm has never been fired, he just runs out of time with the company. 

[Texasborn91 1084]

He for real was working for a pool place? 

[Richter 2373]

Just now, Texasborn91 said:

He for real was working for a pool place? 

Yes, there was even a video of him at the pool company’s Christmas party.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 945]

Oof.

The guy was a friend of a friend of one of my brothers.  He got me into the 2005 Aggie game for $40, back when I was broke as shit.  

I really don’t think he is a genuinely bad person (weird, but not malevolent), but Jesus fucking Christ he sure is a dumb fuck.  It’s like every single decision he makes is the wrong one.  It’s some sort of statistical anomaly, which makes him the poster boy for A&M.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Did that little dipshit request that his thread be deleted? Not sure why the Surly is trying to limit his web exposure, let everyone who wants to know who the real Hamm is read it on Surlyhorns. The truth will set you free!