6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[SquishMitten 10497]

Way to go giving him all the free legal advice he needed. Like y’all went out of your way to make sure he doesn’t follow through.

[texifornia 59030]

She's baaaack

[Tex Pete 21492]

I hope he flips and shuts it down tomorrow. He’s a bigger douchebag than Daylon Mack. Fuck Javonne Shepherd.

Perfect fit in Collie Station with the shit talking perennial losers. 

[Butch Had Not 3062]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She's baaaack

Wow shocking revelation hag. This is the most obvious flip since Jeffrey Carter to bama. 

[Butch Had Not 3062]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I hope he flips and shuts it down tomorrow. He’s a bigger douchebag than Daylon Mack. Fuck Javonne Shepherd.

Perfect fit in Collie Station with the shit talking perennial losers. 

I can only suspect the reason the staff is trying to keep in the fold is because we have the time to dedicate with majority of class signed and they believe they can rehab him once he gets on campus here. Can't believe his only friend is green which aggy beats over everyone's head whenever a visit is mentioned. 

[SydneyCarton 49520]

We care about this recruitment because of perception. But we dont care as much as Jimbo

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We care about this recruitment because of perception. But we dont care as much as Jimbo

This is pretty much the only big deal about Shepherd's recruitment because of the perception if he flips to aggy.

 

Edited January 12, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[Newy25 7928]

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I hope he flips and shuts it down tomorrow. He’s a bigger douchebag than Daylon Mack. Fuck Javonne Shepherd.

Perfect fit in Collie Station with the shit talking perennial losers. 

This. They are tight on numbers and have huge holes at LB and CB. I hope he takes one of their spots before his inevitable transfer in 24 months. 

[RabidM 2758]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I hope he flips and shuts it down tomorrow. He’s a bigger douchebag than Daylon Mack. Fuck Javonne Shepherd.

Perfect fit in Collie Station with the shit talking perennial losers. 

What has he done that's so douchey?  It seems like all the stuff people hate about his recruitment comes from 9.95'ers and his trainer, not him.

[Magus Ossis 3004]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

What has he done that's so douchey?  It seems like all the stuff people hate about his recruitment comes from 9.95'ers and his trainer, not him.

Everyone else who “committed” to us is signed, with some already helping their future school by recruiting the class below them. He is on an official to A&M tweeting that this strictly for “me.”

oh yeah, and he got kicked off his HS team.

Edited January 12, 2019 by Magus Ossis

[closetojumping 65494]

4 hours ago, RabidM said:

What has he done that's so douchey?  It seems like all the stuff people hate about his recruitment comes from 9.95'ers and his trainer, not him.

Ha. Come on, man. You can pay better attention than this or take those who do for their word. 

[Chopper 17435]

On 1/11/2019 at 8:28 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I'm amazed he was successful in doing that. As in I don't believe it. I can't even imagine what grounds he'd have unless that account was spamming child porn or using his name. 

He probably got a few of his aggy minions to file the same report. I think only some quantity of idiots filing the same bogus report could have had it taken down.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

So who is sending Hamm videos to post? Think that came from FWK, or an aggy staffer?

[Tex Pete 21492]

FWK

[Elmer_Fudd 23028]

Did Hamm delete that tweet?

[Machinator 32103]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Did Hamm delete that tweet?

Looks like it.

[Butch Had Not 3062]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Looks like it.

Why would he do that?

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

Anyone want to summarize what deleted tweet showed? 

[Pato del Muerto 53566]

It showed fwk accompanying shepherd on his OV, and fwk sending videos to Hamm during the visit.  The actual content is inconsequential. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Anyone want to summarize what deleted tweet showed? 

Showed Javonne dressed up in full uniform and Jimbo was pretending to rush him and Javonne was pretending to block him, 

[ClubWhatever 12323]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

She's baaaack

I wonder if FWK, since he is looking out for the recruit’s best interest, will counsel him that a blue chip OT wanted by dozens of schools doesn’t have to commit immediately despite any pressure tactics about “limited spot(s)”. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Taylor looking at his ass. That's what those eyes are for 

Edited January 13, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[fattyflattie 4640]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

She's baaaack

As the liaison between Texas A&M and blue chip recruits, I can promise he will shut it down after he got his payment today - LarenKeyLargo probably. 

Someone needs to be in this cunts business, and looking into how it all plays with Jimbos charity and recruiting. 

[The Dog 44862]

As the liaison between Texas A&M and blue chip recruits, I can promise he will shut it down after he got his payment today - LarenKeyLargo probably. 

She already did. On another thread.

[BigOrange1 6611]

just checking in to see if hamm has been fired from anything else in the past week?

[NorLa Horns 1458]

i'm sorry. but, if Hamm doesnt have any money,, and no access to any school. i cant understand why he has any relationaship, professional or other wise with FWK.

the only thing that makes sense is they are gay lovers. not that im throwing stones at them being gay or anything. but thats the only thing that makes sense in their relationship. 

so, Hamm and FWK, i hope yall have a very happy gay relationship. we might not approve of yalls aggy leans,  but love is a beautiful thing, and I hope yalls gay love goes on forever. 

[Boerne Horn 422]

38 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

i'm sorry. but, if Hamm doesnt have any money,, and no access to any school. i cant understand why he has any relationaship, professional or other wise with FWK.

the only thing that makes sense is they are gay lovers. not that im throwing stones at them being gay or anything. but thats the only thing that makes sense in their relationship. 

so, Hamm and FWK, i hope yall have a very happy gay relationship. we might not approve of yalls aggy leans,  but love is a beautiful thing, and I hope yalls gay love goes on forever. 

FWK has a fucking pool, that’s why.

[Quasimofo 406]

i'm sorry. but, if Hamm doesnt have any money,, and no access to any school. i cant understand why he has any relationaship, professional or other wise with FWK.
the only thing that makes sense is they are gay lovers. not that im throwing stones at them being gay or anything. but thats the only thing that makes sense in their relationship. 
so, Hamm and FWK, i hope yall have a very happy gay relationship. we might not approve of yalls aggy leans,  but love is a beautiful thing, and I hope yalls gay love goes on forever. 

Because Hamm envisions himself someday screaming SHOW ME THE MONEY into a phone to his only client.

[Leanderman 2367]

hamm and FTK gay lovers? Thank you for the visual first thing in the morning. I threw up in my mouth over that.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

FWK is on the downlow? Who wulda thunk it?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

43 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

FWK is on the downlow? Who wulda thunk it?
 

That's probably just a reference to Hamm's stature.

[Neonmoon 38130]

10 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

i'm sorry. but, if Hamm doesnt have any money,, and no access to any school. i cant understand why he has any relationaship, professional or other wise with FWK.

the only thing that makes sense is they are gay lovers. not that im throwing stones at them being gay or anything. but thats the only thing that makes sense in their relationship. 

so, Hamm and FWK, i hope yall have a very happy gay relationship. we might not approve of yalls aggy leans,  but love is a beautiful thing, and I hope yalls gay love goes on forever. 

FWK has his own personal media mouthpiece. Name another trainer that has that? Why do you think Ro Simon invited Hamm to his media day? 

 Mack Brown had Bobby Burton. Charlie Strong has Higdon. Gary Patterson has Jeremy Clark. Stoops had Jame Hale (maybe). A&M is so fucking deep into cult status, the entire school has Lucci as disinformation minister. That’s how much their crazy ass wants to control the narrative. They all want to control the narrative. In exchange for recruiting information. Obviously some schools use these hacks as extra recruiters or worse. 

The only issue with Hamm is will this recruiting Facebook page pay his mortgage? Or child support? Doubt it. So there’s always the chance this goes down in flames, but I’m sure FWK can find another rube desperate to be part of the game 

[maninblack 7975]

FWK has his own personal media mouthpiece. 

But does he really?

[maninblack 7975]

Dignity got me

[HenryJames 67438]

21 hours ago, Leanderman said:

hamm and FTK gay lovers? Thank you for the visual first thing in the morning. I threw up in my mouth over that.

Footwork Queen?

[GRHorn 105]

How long have the 👑 Footwork King 👑 and Taylor Hamm allegedly been gay lovers?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Here we go...

: )

[Leanderman 2367]

Since both of them walked away from your mom.

[RollingPresidential 633]

Let's, uh, not do the whole gay lover thing. 

[longhornsftmfw 129]

Every time I read this dude’s name, it makes me want a bagel sandwich with Taylor ham, egg, and cheese. That is all, carry on.

[ClubWhatever 12323]

20 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Let's, uh, not do the whole gay lover thing. 

that's what he said

[tittiesandbeer 85]

26 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Let's, uh, not do the whole gay lover thing. 

Footwork Bitch wears TOMS so it's plausible.

[Viper 12221]

50 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Let's, uh, not do the whole gay lover thing. 

yeah this thread is taking a really weird turn

[longhornsftmfw 129]

yeah this thread is taking a really weird turn

Sorry, yankee wife (no pics you degenerates) introduced me to the Taylor ham, egg and cheese several years ago and they’re phenomenal on a real bagel (no Einstein Bros fake ass shit).

[Thiefery 5108]

1 hour ago, tittiesandbeer said:

Footwork Bitch wears TOMS so it's plausible.

Fuck you, TOMS are comfortable...

[Get ln My Van 934]

Now the following a recruit into the men’s room makes sense.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10809]

dang...Hammy has protected his Twitter... that's a shame. Where will I find all his original Re-tweets?

[Katfid54 9005]

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

dang...Hammy has protected his Twitter... that's a shame. Where will I find all his original Re-tweets?

That's a really stupid move for him from a marketing standpoint.  Unless he's getting out of the business.

[immamac 44391]

A new chapter begins. I wonder which of his lawyers told him to go Private