6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[texasstrong12 4668]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve been saying that he’ll eventually barely be clinging to the 4th star and may lose it altogether. He’s a top 100 player in Texas, but he’s not a top 50 guy. 

He's undersized, not nearly as athletic as people thought, and he's raw as hell mechanically. 

I think all the Hornsby stuff was confirmation bias more than anything. A couple people said he was good and everyone ran with it. 

 

[Bear19 82]

4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He's undersized, not nearly as athletic as people thought, and he's raw as hell mechanically. 

I think all the Hornsby stuff was confirmation bias more than anything. A couple of aggys said he was good and everyone ran with it. 

 

FIFY

[texifornia 56862]

Just now, Bear19 said:

FIFY

Eeeeehhh, a lot of this board was Team Hornsby back when we'd just taken Card.

[Bear19 82]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Eeeeehhh, a lot of this board was Team Hornsby back when we'd just taken Card.

Well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

[IBuryPaul 273]

Maybe it's just me but it seems that Brewster tugging on aggy recruits, especially a QB, is less than ethical. Is he pissy with JimmyBo?

[texifornia 56862]

2 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Maybe it's just me but it seems that Brewster tugging on aggy recruits, especially a QB, is less than ethical. Is he pissy with JimmyBo?

Not that those two guys are pure-hearted paragons of virtue, but that's completely normal. There's no ethical quandary at all. He absolutely should go after recruits he has a relationship with, that's his job. And it's Jimbo's to hold on to them. And the kid's not even committed anywhere yet.

And the dude being a QB doesn't change anything.

Edited March 5, 2019 by texifornia

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the aggy masses have flooded their forums with posts about how great Hornsby is.  That’s going to take a lot of whitewashing. 

That's just the way it is
Some things'll never change
That's just the way it is
And aggy will believe them

[Vertigo 20276]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve been saying that he’ll eventually barely be clinging to the 4th star and may lose it altogether. He’s a top 100 player in Texas, but he’s not a top 50 guy. 

It would still be a hilarious pull for Brewster and Mack.

[DeweyCox 366]

39 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

That's just the way it is
Some things'll never change
That's just the way it is
And aggy will believe them

Not this shit again...get a job.

[markstanco 12571]

RT by hamm on this kid being the best WR in the nation. The services arent to high on him however.

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

[Bevo14 8303]

On 3/11/2019 at 2:25 PM, markstanco said:

RT by hamm on this kid being the best WR in the nation. The services arent to high on him however.

Hamm knows that the best in the bidness flies under the radar

Edited March 15, 2019 by Bevo14

[Sejjr 3246]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Thank you, Jimbo, for dragging this crazy old bitch with you to aggy. She is a National treasure. 

[Scholz 11938]

Why oh why do kids who can go anywhere not want to spend some of the best years of their lives in College Station, TX?  It makes no sense!  Must be those evil t-sips keeping us down.  

And why oh why do the best LBs not want to come here and be Bama's bitch and never win anything?  Makes no GD sense!!

[texifornia 56862]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Hey Matt

 

[victory88 5663]

Hicks, Keenan Robinson, Malik Jefferson, Sam Acho, soon to be Gary Johnson.

We also had Brian Orakpo and Derrick Johnson until they retired just recently.... Derrick I guess is a free agent.  Also had Emanuel Acho play in the league for a bit.

Remind me again the aggy LBs in the league?

[Katfid54 8606]

21 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Hicks, Keenan Robinson, Malik Jefferson, Sam Acho, soon to be Gary Johnson.

We also had Brian Orakpo and Derrick Johnson until they retired just recently.... Derrick I guess is a free agent.  Also had Emanuel Acho play in the league for a bit.

Remind me again the aggy LBs in the league?

Um... Dat Nguyen.  Ever heard of him!?!??!

[markstanco 12571]

51 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Brian Orakpo

Off topic, but every time I hear that name the first thing to mind is that image of him in the weight room lifting huge chains and his biceps about to bust out of his skin. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Remind me again the aggy LBs in the league?

That dude who broke that tcu receivers face.
Dat Coryatt.

[tejas60 3532]

54 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Um... Dat Nguyen.  Ever heard of him!?!??!

yeah, he has a pretty good restaurant.

[Vertigo 20276]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2018/2/13/17009512/derrick-johnson-was-the-greatest

[Leanderman 2275]

I shall reserve judgement till daddy99 watches a few videos

[SomeoneYouKnow 72]

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

yeah, he has a pretty good restaurant.

Eh

Edited March 16, 2019 by SomeoneYouKnow

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Dat Ass

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

The bit about Texas talking trash about aggy is preposterous if for no other reason than the most obvious:  why would we even mention aggy to a top tier LB from California? It's not like the subject would even be brought up.

[EastTexan 662]

11 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The bit about Texas talking trash about aggy is preposterous if for no other reason than the most obvious:  why would we even mention aggy to a top tier LB from California? It's not like the subject would even be brought up.

aggy are who they are.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

A great philosopher had to have been thinking about aggy when he said something along the lines of " it's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person "

[mr. sunshine 2824]

On 3/15/2019 at 1:53 PM, Sejjr said:

Thank you, Jimbo, for dragging this crazy old bitch with you to aggy. She is a National treasure. 

Cosigned, all Conroe area pharmacies and liquor stores 

[Leanderman 2275]

"Cosigned, all Conroe area pharmacies and liquor stores"

As well as all the FSU Fans 

[Machinator 32099]

[Leanderman 2275]

Reminds me of Jiffy Pop Popcorn.

[Focht Up 631]

24 minutes ago, Machinator said:

ovaries on the table?

[texifornia 56862]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

PLEASE do this, Karen

[BigSwingingD 719]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Ovaries on the table...

If one of you surly bastards gets a photo of gram ma ma in her bonnet at the pyle field and posts it...I will personally buy the 100 gallon vat of lube for Jizzbo Baggins.

In fact, I will personally deliver it. I may need LonghornFrenzy or Randolf Duke to ride shotgun.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

9 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:

Ovaries on the table...

If one of you surly bastards gets a photo of gram ma ma in her bonnet at the pyle field and posts it...I will personally buy the 100 gallon vat of lube for Jizzbo Baggins.

In fact, I will personally deliver it. I may need LonghornFrenzy or Randolf Duke to ride shotgun.

Gonna be tough since he won’t be playing at Pyle field this fall. 

[RabidM 2666]

imgur

He needs a pretty floral bonnet. 

[texifornia 56862]

[markstanco 12571]

I cant think of another fanbase that has this kind of stalker, college or pro.

But it fits aggy so perfectly even if she did transfer from fsu to aggy.

[Leanderman 2275]

Just wonder if that was his "always looking over my shoulder look when married to candi?" look.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Omg the stubble

[rickyspub 801]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Omg the stubble

Do you think she is just jealous that he only has that small amount of stubble after not shaving for a week?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm no judge of male attractiveness. I don't really have the first clue. But I just have to wonder exactly how low on the evolutionary totem pole you have to be to be the sort of person who would find anything at all (other than $75 million things, obviously) attractive about a stunted dork like Jimbo. I've seen manlier garden slugs.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I want to say this thread has taken a turn for the weird, but quite frankly it's now on its  like 6th or 7th turn for the weird.  It's like this thread is at the north pole and no matter which way it goes it always goes south.

[Scholz 11938]

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

I cant think of another fanbase that has this kind of stalker, college or pro.

But it fits aggy so perfectly even if she did transfer from fsu to aggy.

Does she not realize Jimbo can't keep a woman satisfied?

[texifornia 56862]

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

I want to say this thread has taken a turn for the weird, but quite frankly it's now on its  like 6th or 7th turn for the weird.  It's like this thread is at the north pole and no matter which way it goes it always goes south.

We're back to a more everyday sort of weird. It was getting pretty dark when Hamm was posting hungover non-breaking recruiting updates from the zoo on his day with the kids and getting into fights at North Forest games.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We're back to a more everyday sort of weird. It was getting pretty dark when Hamm was posting hungover non-breaking recruiting updates from the zoo on his day with the kids and getting into fights at North Forest games.

Gotta agree. It may not be every day Karen puts her ovaries on the table, but every day that aggy exists, it will be some sort of weird.

[Saint Tacky 1614]

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Does she not realize Jimbo can't keep a woman satisfied?

She's counting on it

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[Scholz 11938]

This thread is getting cobwebby.