6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

When is the part of the podcast when hamm puts daddy98 in his place? 

bout tree fiddy

[SydneyCarton 48,054]

17 minutes ago, RabidM said:

When is the part of the podcast when hamm puts daddy98 in his place? 

That was later on, on their boards. Like a few weeks later. After Daddy98 became popular, and Hamm's jealousy reared it's tiny micropeen. That's what I witnessed initially. A couple posts by hamm saying "Listen, I realize putting you on my podcast was a big deal for you, Paul, but that doesn't mean you're any different than any other paying subscriber" or some shit. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

That podcast is amazing. It’s hard to pick up, but D98 was leaving words out of his sentences so he was definitely drinking. I also like the main piece of his support staff strategy. Hire ex NFL GMs who are semi retired but still want to evaluate player personnel because they love it so much, they are the best at evaluating talent. Aggy could pay them 200K, because it’s more they will get in retirement money and they can still do the thing they love. 

[SydneyCarton 48,054]

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That podcast is amazing. It’s hard to pick up, but D98 was leaving words out of his sentences so he was definitely drinking. I also like the main piece of his support staff strategy. Hire ex NFL GMs who are semi retired but still want to evaluate player personnel because they love it so much, they are the best at evaluating talent. Aggy could pay them 200K, because it’s more they will get in retirement money and they can still do the thing they love. 

He knows this is a winning strategy because he knows so many retired NFL general managers and what makes them all tick. There's probably Nonedreds of them in Cypress, TX. 

Edited March 22, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,395]

56 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That podcast is amazing. It’s hard to pick up, but D98 was leaving words out of his sentences so he was definitely drinking. I also like the main piece of his support staff strategy. Hire ex NFL GMs who are semi retired but still want to evaluate player personnel because they love it so much, they are the best at evaluating talent. Aggy could pay them 200K, because it’s more they will get in retirement money and they can still do the thing they love. 

Or maybe he’s just an aggy grad  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sushihorn 3,233]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

That podcast is amazing. It’s hard to pick up, but D98 was leaving words out of his sentences so he was definitely drinking. I also like the main piece of his support staff strategy. Hire ex NFL GMs who are semi retired but still want to evaluate player personnel because they love it so much, they are the best at evaluating talent. Aggy could pay them 200K, because it’s more they will get in retirement money and they can still do the thing they love. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

I guess daddy98 was just being like rumlin  half the time. Half drunk and hollow eyed.

[texifornia 56,862]

In the absence of Hamm, let's see what Looch is up to:

(Click through to see that he rose to the bait)

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

The cut of Luke Atticus Meadows’ jib is sufficiently appreciated 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In the absence of Hamm, let's see what Looch is up to:

[UDontKnow 10,439]

11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

He looked like one even way back.

https://www.rapsheets.org/texas/bryan-jail/LIUCCI_WILLIAM/137188

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Chin upside down vagina.  That is some weird aggy kink.

Edited March 24, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[Newy25 7,668]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

He looked like one even way back.

https://www.rapsheets.org/texas/bryan-jail/LIUCCI_WILLIAM/137188

How in the hell have I spent so much time on Texas boards and not seen this? I assume this was a DUI? 

[UDontKnow 10,439]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

How in the hell have I spent so much time on Texas boards and not seen this? I assume this was a DUI? 

The link in my previous post said he was booked on a warrant for speeding. Lame.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Look at the booking records, 6’02” 220#
No fuckin way

[Bevo14 8,303]

51 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Look at the booking records, 6’02” 220#
No fuckin way

If that lardass is only 220 at that height then he's pure flab

Edited March 24, 2019 by Bevo14

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

13 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

If that lardass is only 220 at that height then he's pure flab

He’s built like me and I’m 6’2 and...well above 220

[Tex Pete 20,334]

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

How in the hell have I spent so much time on Texas boards and not seen this? I assume this was a DUI? 

Nope. Being an obnoxious piece of shit is a crime. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

So what time today will he announce everyone who visited this weekend is now a heavy lean, and CB's will be forth coming ?

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,258]

If the best in the business isn’t in the business anymore, is he really the best in the business?

[Leanderman 2,275]

Chin pubes should know a lot about "knob jobs".

[Machinator 32,099]

[Machinator 32,099]

[You don't know me 1,161]

On 3/23/2019 at 11:04 PM, Tex Pete said:

Nope. Being an obnoxious piece of shit is a crime. 

Not in that part of Texas. 

[Sejjr 3,246]

Karen was claiming all sorts of shit last cycle and was wrong on pretty much all of it. Yet these rubes think she is the fucking Oracle. 

[TheBryMan81 2,508]

2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Karen was claiming all sorts of shit last cycle and was wrong on pretty much all of it. Yet these rubes think she is the fucking Oracle. 

In all fairness, after they had to deal with the namesake of this thread, anyone would seem like the Oracle of Delphi

[Vertigo 20,276]

On 3/25/2019 at 9:21 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

In all fairness, after they had to deal with the namesake of this thread, anyone would seem like the Oracle of Delphi

1 for 16 gets her name on the wall. 

[Machinator 32,099]

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

BAS? WTF is "BAS"?

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

WTF is WTF?

[Atticus 3,973]

Battered Aggy Syndrome

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

Lol at the win "only " 9 games, as if they should be accustomed to so much more 

 

[texifornia 56,862]

8 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Battered Aggy Syndrome

MrPhlegm is such an aggy image search scholar I'm honestly shocked he didn't know that

[Hornius Emeritus 12,450]

Isn't Karen Johnson a newcomer to Aggie Fan boards?  How does she know the glorious history of BAS?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

16 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Isn't Karen Johnson a newcomer to Aggie Fan boards?  How does she know the glorious history of BAS?

She talked to Hamm's ex-wife?  

[Atticus 3,973]

53 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Isn't Karen Johnson a newcomer to Aggie Fan boards?  How does she know the glorious history of BAS?

She doesn't, but she's doing a great job fueling the roller coaster.

[Beau Vine 54,207]

"We only walk away with 8 or 9 wins?"

[markstanco 12,571]

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1112155203762089984?s=19

[texifornia 56,862]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1112155203762089984?s=19

His account is private, you'll have to copy/paste or screenshot.

[derp 755]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

https://twitter.com/_TaylorHamm/status/1112155203762089984?s=19

 

 

 

[markstanco 12,571]

His account is private, you'll have to copy/paste or screenshot.

Sorry.

He mad. Before today there were only 3 programs in the P5 that sucked so fucking bad in their history of the big 3 sports that have never been to the final 4 in baseball or basketball or ranked top 4 since WW2. Tech sent that number to 2 today.

So now aggy and northwestern sit alone at the table while schools like Illinois and South Carolina and Missouri and Arkansas and iowa state laugh at them.

[Goodman 3,273]

Love Gerry Hamilton!

[Chopper 17,230]

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He mad. Before today there were only 3 programs in the P5 that sucked so fucking bad in their history of the big 3 sports that have never been to the final 4 in baseball or basketball or ranked top 4 since WW2. Tech sent that number to 2 today.
 

I was slightly annoyed that Tech made the final 4. But now I've realized the error of my ways. Way to go, Tech! You've left aggy behind.

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

Hammster is mad because the truth can be painful 

[markstanco 12,571]

I was slightly annoyed that Tech made the final 4. But now I've realized the error of my ways. Way to go, Tech! You've left aggy behind.

Agree. It absolutely hurts recruiting.

[maninblack 7,974]

Gerry roasted em

[Orange&White 5,522]

What is the response that includes the real estate sign?

Is that a shot involving Hamms old lady and the house they used to live in being up for sale?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Battered Aggy Syndrome

Like this?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

What is the response that includes the real estate sign?
Is that a shot involving Hamms old lady and the house they used to live in being up for sale?

Hamm used to be an alleged "real estate agent" or some such shit.

[HenryJames 66,038]

Who the fuck has a private twitter account?